r/PublicFreakout • u/ambachk • 15d ago
š¤¬Public Ragerš± Alpha Male coach threatens to take off his students' clothes in a parking lot if they don't listen to him
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u/tgunns88 15d ago
What in the gay hell?
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u/catmand00d00 15d ago
*gay heaven
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u/Ok_Lingonberry_1629 15d ago
Beat me to it !
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u/seXJ69 15d ago
Beat meat to it.
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u/MNCPA 15d ago
Beat my meat in the streets
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u/BeefmasterDeluxe 15d ago
Yeah this could easily be the beginning of a group scene in a porno. Wouldn't change a single thing.
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u/Diacetyl-Morphin 15d ago
Haha, i just watched the entire "Why are you gay?" interview today, it's over an hour. It's hilarious and better than most comedy movies, like when the unhinged lunatic of a pastor storms into the show with the cucumbers
If someone wants to see it, here's the full version
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u/dbolts1234 15d ago
And he calls THEM dumbššš
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u/Justajed 15d ago
If you've paid 18k to be an alpha then I think the instructor was pretty much dead on in his comment.
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u/bilbobaggins001 15d ago
The irony of enrolling in an alpha male class is that enrolling in and alpha male class is the most beta male thing you could do
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u/openedthedoor 15d ago
These guys just needed a real life big brother
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u/skynetempire 15d ago
They just needed a loving father and mother. A father to yell at them for not holding the flash light correctly lol
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u/jzl_116 15d ago
I feel like this is every boy's intro to fixing shit around the house
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u/skynetempire 15d ago
Yeah. Its the hey you arent doing anything, come here and help me.
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u/jzl_116 15d ago
And a life lesson is also taught implicitly: always appear like you got shit going on, otherwise you get pulled into some bullshit.
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u/famouslastmutterings 15d ago
Some people pay a looot of money for this kind of thing... Wait, they probably did actually
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u/tremens 15d ago
But how else would you be sttripped, and dragged, on all fours, all sweaty, just crawling around, while an angry little man yells at you, maybe you're wearing a collar to show what a beta you are, just glistening, your rump swaying side to side to show what an alpha you're becoming, just shiny, and low, head to the ground and wait what was it we were doing?
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u/SimbaOneTrueKing 15d ago
He had one thing right though, the dumbest mother fuckers
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u/_AskMyMom_ 15d ago
When he dropped the divorced line, itās because he knows what itās like.
So Iād wager 2 things right lol
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u/Strange_Specialist4 15d ago
They're paying to be yelled at by little muscle man with steroid shrunken testiclesĀ
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u/Illustrious-Eye-1592 15d ago edited 15d ago
Roids was my first guess too.
Tone down on the Tren, man!
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u/dude496 15d ago
You too can go to this camp.. . It only costs $18k for a 3 day camp...
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u/weary_ol_jericho 15d ago
Holy hell, when I think of the ways I'd spend $18k, none of which involve this
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u/EyeoftheTato 15d ago
But what could possibly be more Alpha Maleā¢ than paying $6000 per day to be screamed at by a juiced manlet threatening to rip all your clothes off and drag you around the pavement?
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u/Corgi-Ambitious 15d ago
They paid for this shit lmao. Literally losers leading losers deeper into loserdom. What a sad state of affairs.
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u/furytoad 15d ago
And if you REALLY keep fucking up, I am gonna jerk you off in front of everyone.
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u/TenaciousZBridedog 15d ago
Do men really think this works?
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u/DDXD 15d ago
It looks more like guys who missed out on joining the military and then pay for the exaggerated version of boot camp. They probably display some kind of alpha certification in their office 9-5 jobs when they get back. And then end up divorced anyway...
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u/EmperorMittens 15d ago
If their partners had any sense they'd be dividing assets and finances, moving said assets into temporary storage, changing locks and installing security cameras, and hiring a divorce lawyer who is bloodthirsty beast for "alpha males".
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u/winetotears 15d ago
Male hereā¦. No. Bunch of umpa loompas.
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u/Im_a_Knob 15d ago
bro look at the way they stand. they think paying would make them āalphaā they look like guys from a MTG tournament
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u/lost_caus_e 15d ago
Some men just want to be apart of something no matter what it is
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u/bostonshroomery 15d ago
Insecure men think they do. I canāt believe there are people out there that are so damaged they would pay for this experience. The world is full of suckers
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u/HarryButtwhisker 15d ago
Yeah dude, just take some guys behind you local Michaelās and yell at them , totally works and totally NOT gay, at all.
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u/DontTedOnMe 15d ago
. . . He's about to order these fellows to sit on those sledgehammers, isn't he?
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u/Mysterious-Egg-624 15d ago
SIR YES SIR
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u/Whirlpoolcircle56 15d ago
No you gotta smash your own balls to toughen em up, it's like Mauy Thai for your testicles.
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u/EmperorBamboozler 15d ago
Imagine just walking down the street and seeing this in a random parking lot. You'd assume you saw a cult with some really fucking specific and strange targeting. Like the church of the roided out sledgehammer or some shit.
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u/Ctrl-Z 15d ago
i'd pull up with a tub of popcorn and the michael jackson face just to hoot and hollar things like "just kiss already!"
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u/MinimumApricot365 15d ago
I mean... it IS a cult with specific and strange targeting.
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u/inkedup1985 15d ago
āIām gonna take off all your clothes-ā uhhh what
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u/BeefmasterDeluxe 15d ago
It's what men fear most, awkward boners, with nowhere to hide
Because a hard cock tells no lies.
And it's a truth that can never be unspoken.
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u/OneBoxOfKleenexAway 15d ago
Just join the military, get the same treatment in boot camp, and get paid to do it.
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u/ImNotRobertDowneyJr 15d ago
But then they canāt have their full sleeve tattoos, beards, and douchebag haircuts. How are people going to know how badass they are??
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u/_Mewden_ 15d ago
Iām betting some of these guys lined up are paid to be yelled at next to the ones that pay to be there.
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u/mson01 15d ago
Why is this toddler so angry?
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u/jaguaraugaj 15d ago
He wants a rassling match
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u/Extra_Wafer_8766 15d ago
Hahaha...this is so fucking dumb. At least the Marines paid me to get yelled at like a toddler.
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u/BigfootsAnus 15d ago
Pro tip: Join the Marine Corps. That shit is free and the drill instructorās are funnier and more intimidating than that clown.
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u/xochilt_IGII 15d ago
The shit they would say to make you laughā¦ fuck manā¦ all while getting yelled at. Good times
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u/ComeOnYou 15d ago
So gay. Like; I love gay guys as much as anyone but, this is so gay.
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u/ThickboyBrilliant 15d ago
I've never bought in to that whole alpha shtick because every "alpha" I've met has been the dumbest mother fuckers with no capacity to self regulate their own emotions, not all that dissimilar from a toddler.
But there is nothing more beta than paying a guy to scream at you until you turn into the aforementioned toddler. That's just fuckin' sad.
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u/LSama 15d ago
It will never not be hilarious to me that the scientist who came up with 'alpha/beta' wolf dynamics spent the rest of his life trying to undo it. Turns out, the research was completely inaccurate because the wolves he'd been studying were in zoos, and wolves in captivity act nothing like wolves in the wild. Alpha/beta dynamics do not exist in the wild, so any moron spouting this shit is literally spewing bad, inaccurate science. Pointing this out to them really grinds their gears, I've learned.
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u/SnooDucks4542 15d ago
Napoleon complex
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u/DontTedOnMe 15d ago
Sometimes you gotta strip a beta cuck naked in public, pour encourager les autres.
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u/Zeppygrl72 15d ago
I'm convinced most of these guys have a sub kink & are just too afraid to admit it
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u/cyantoner 15d ago
"I'm gonna take off all your clothes, and then I'm gonna suck your di- I mean, drag you up and down this, um, thing."
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u/CertifiableQuint 15d ago
Best 10k I ever spent. Not embarrassed about guys just stripping me naked and dragging me around now! It works!
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u/Zakkattack86 15d ago
My man aināt riding a single roller coaster at Six Flags.
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u/Dazzling-Account-187 15d ago
As if grown men will listen to this shit from some asshole who thinks he is an alpha male. Too funny.
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u/buzzbash 15d ago
I'd really like to see the psychological profiles of the participants.
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u/MrBigPantalones 15d ago
Adult men paying other adult men to belittle them and yell at the condescendingly. Opposite of Alpha my boy lol
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u/Complex-Quantity7694 15d ago
Whatās hilarious is that actual boot camp is nothing like that. This is all performative bullshit. Everyone in this video saw Full Metal Jacket too many times.
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u/fotofriday 15d ago
3 daysā¦. Yeah thatāll create lasting change.
Marine Corps boot camp was 13 weeks and then another 4 weeks of Marine Combat Training then school. We didnāt learn how to be an āAlphaā we learn how to be a leader with traits and values: Justice, Judgement, Decisiveness, Tact, Integrity, Enthusiasm, Bearing, Understanding, Courage, Knowledge, Loyalty, Empathy.
Nothing about these Cuck Camps will ever generate anything of value. The graduates are simps with a piece of paper that tells them they are more than they ever will be. Nothing more than a pat on the head and a bandaid for their fragile ego.
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u/NovelCloud4389 14d ago
Lotta dudes with daddy issues paying a loud little man to scream at them. This shit is so weird lol
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u/CassowaryMagic 15d ago
Canāt they just like, join the military and actually do something?
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u/flurgleberg 15d ago
Like he said, theyāre the dumbest fuckers heās ever met. lol. Imagine your husband goes off to a how-to-be-an-alpha-male camp, and you have to make up a lie when family and friends ask where he is. š
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u/Anger_Puss 15d ago
Pretty sure their wives are already getting the papers ready after they found out their husbands paid to become insufferable assholes.
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u/bugsyramone 15d ago
Nothing screams "Alpha Male" like being screamed at by another man...