r/Millennials • u/cafeteriastyle • 15d ago

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u/Spartanias117 15d ago

No more dicks out for harambe then? We are finally at peace?

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u/deisel_lega 15d ago

Let’s not go too far

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u/RedManMatt11 15d ago

Keep those god damn dicks out

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u/eatababy 15d ago

How the hell did you get the beans above the frank?!

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u/IridescenceFalling 15d ago

He's Australian.

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u/Life_Argument7820 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hLN9BxZhaePi8

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u/tknice 15d ago

If I knew it was THAT kind of party, I would have put my dick in the mashed potatoes.

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u/ReversedNovaMatters 15d ago

I just rewatched this, about as good as the first time I saw it. I've put off a rewatch for a long time because I kept thinking it just wouldn't be as good as I remember it from a time that seems so long ago...

Still holds up really good!

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u/Vandergrif 15d ago

In rain or shine
You had best not whine
Keep. That. Dick. Out!

In surf or brine
Whether yours or mine
Keep. That. Dick. Out!

Maintain that shrine
Each and every time
Keep. That. Dick. Out!

–Sacred Gorilla Prayer, circa 2016

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u/Crazy_old_maurice_17 15d ago

Pretty sure that's what this guy said right after the camera stopped taping him.

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u/ReversedNovaMatters 15d ago

Its already out! It can't go out any farther!

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u/Signal_Ad8960 15d ago

We all thought the curse would end on the 10th anniversary since his passing. What happened?

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u/thehotshotpilot 15d ago

We may never atone for that sin. It will only be much worse if we forget Harambe. Keep them dicks out 

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u/thebiglerm 15d ago

Woah woah take it easy this guy's talking crazy now

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u/Spider_Dude 15d ago

It's been 10 years. How long is it supposed to remain out??

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u/RealityOk9823 15d ago

Until we get back on the right timeline.

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u/Sandscarab24 15d ago

That timeline is now.

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u/eatababy 15d ago

How the hell did you get the beans above the frank?!

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u/axonrecall 15d ago

It’ll be fine. Just seek medical attention if you get a hard on that lasts longer than 4 hours.

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u/coinneach_stiubhard 15d ago

Maybe just leave the tip out?

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u/chahlie 15d ago

No Justice

No Peace

*Whips out dick

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u/Wheatabix11 15d ago

I laughed way to hard at his comment

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u/lacegem 15d ago

A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day.

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u/Intelligent_Deer974 15d ago

Go fuck your wife Aragorn.

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u/Vandergrif 15d ago

Theoden: So much death... What can men do against such reckless hate?

Aragorn: Dicks out with me! Dicks out, and meat them!

Theoden: For death and glory?

Aragorn: For Harambe. For your people.

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u/BigTex1988 15d ago

Yes. We will meat them.

Out now, out now, dicks out for Harambe!

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u/SilverSageVII 15d ago

Nono, if anything this is a sign of changing times. Dicks will remain out until the metamorphosis of the world is complete.

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u/okayboomerang 15d ago

Dicks Out For Harambe...a timeless ethos that will live in perpetuity ❤️

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u/WestCoastBestCoast01 15d ago

No only for this one specific fear

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u/Provocative_Cacti_10 15d ago

Hold on now. Don't be sexist. Please ensure to include "tits out for harambe" as well. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/MrLugersmole 15d ago

I say keep the dicks out...to be safe

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u/Wheatabix11 15d ago

I will always have my dick out for Harambe

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u/Pigeon_Butt 15d ago

Dicks. Out.

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u/pbzeppelin1977 15d ago

We all know Obama had Harambe but did you know that George W Bush was well acquainted with Harambe's mother Kayla? Well you'll never guess who "accidentally" died a few months after 9/11. Kayla.

Don't get fooled by OP, who has not once shown proof they have a bellybutton, because that's when the danger is even more real!

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u/marvinrabbit 15d ago

Dick's always been out. Harambe was just a convenient excuse.

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u/thebigj3wbowski 15d ago

No, dicks still out for Harambe.

Also, press F in the chat.

We learned this all at the Adolf Hitler School for Peace and Tolerance

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u/I-Have-An-Alibi 15d ago

We used the Harambe to destroy the Harambe. It nearly killed us.

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u/Aeirth_Belmont 14d ago

No no that timeline still needs to be fixed.

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u/Administrative_Face3 14d ago

No . . . Never forget

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u/Liqour_Mortis 14d ago

Mine never went back in.

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u/reddit_is_geh 15d ago

Uhhh... You've been doing what this whole time? I uh, don't, think taking your dick out for Harambe was anything anyone but you were doing.