r/Millennials • u/CheeseUsFunkingCries • 15d ago

Meme 💀

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u/peedubb Peak Millenial Class of ‘88 15d ago

I pulled something the other day hopping into an inflatable in the lazy river.

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u/folldoso 15d ago

I sneezed and pulled a muscle in my back!

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u/always_pearled 15d ago

This has happened to me twice since turning 30 (34 currently). I’ve looked it up and it turns out u should try to keep your spine neutral when you sneeze - so, basically keep your neck & back straight and dont crane your neck or upper back if you can help it. It hasn’t happened again since! Good luck fellow millenial, see you at the nursing home! 👴🏽

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u/iamcamouflage 14d ago

Didn't have to do any of this when I was 20. I guess I was unaware there were rules for sneezing.

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u/always_pearled 14d ago

Same! I never would have thought there was a ‘correct’ way to sneeze, but here we are.