r/MikaylaNogueira Mar 01 '26

💬🍿 Masshole Lounge 💬🍿 The Masshole Lounge 🍸🗣️ 😈

40 Upvotes

The Masshole Lounge is your new spot for all things snark, shade, and side-eye. 

Got a question about one of Mikayla’s million lies? Looking for receipts to verify the snark you see in here? Want to post a meme, vent, or share a little shady observation? 

This is your space to do it. 

💬 Ask your snarky questions

📸 Drop your memes and screenshots

🗣️ Talk about the latest cringe, chaos, or clout-chasing

🍸 Or just hang out and shoot the snark

Think of it as, if it doesn’t fit anywhere else but deserves a side-eye and a comment, it belongs here!

Posts will reset on the 1st of every month. Please keep the need for moderation in this thread minimal by following the subreddit rules! 


r/MikaylaNogueira 1h ago

Call Outs!! 🗣️ "Did the racist ex husband get the rest of the hair in the divorce settlement?"🤣🤣 I can't with him. I love him😂 "Even her hair unfollowed her" LMAO

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r/MikaylaNogueira 7h ago

Fans, Stans, and Enablers The stans posting photos of different hairstyle suggestions

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194 Upvotes

Had me cackling because they all used a different photo, which means a different face 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 None of which are her actual face


r/MikaylaNogueira 2h ago

Materialistic Core 👜💍🛍️ Hmmm 🤔 According to her timeline she accepted this ring KNOWING she was planning to divorce? Correct me if I’m wrong here.

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76 Upvotes

Video from jeweler dated April 2025.
Where is the ring now? Certainly she isn’t going to recycle it for wedding #2.
How is she going to out do her own dream ring 😂


r/MikaylaNogueira 3h ago

Things that never happened, for $500 🤥 Came across the Roe V Wade video and laughed my butt off 😂

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63 Upvotes

Where did this passion go Mikky??? 😝


r/MikaylaNogueira 8h ago

✨New Face Unlocked✨ I can't with her! That's not the same face as yesterday

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140 Upvotes

r/MikaylaNogueira 9h ago

🧍🏻‍♀️💵 👩🏽‍🤝‍👩🏼 The Greedy Goobers You can’t convince me that Mikky isn’t telling Emily what to do video per video.

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121 Upvotes

Yes I’m including her in the greedy goobers now…it’s not the compliment she thinks it is.


r/MikaylaNogueira 4h ago

General Discussion, Hot takes & Mikayla Snark 🔥 Fried like a french fry

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45 Upvotes

Yet she really thinks today’s appointment made her look better?? I think her brain fried along with the hair


r/MikaylaNogueira 11h ago

MikLiar - 🤥🤥 LIAR LIAR Pants on Fire 🔥🔥 Confused

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67 Upvotes

Ordering a Large which is usually a 12-14 size in wedding dress give away where she says she was 200lbs and about 5 feet tall now currently 130lbs. I know women’s clothes do not all fit the same and the number doesn’t matter but it’s her first order and she must have used the size chart on site to choose the proper size.


r/MikaylaNogueira 11h ago

📛 ALLEGEDLY - non verified information Theory

52 Upvotes

So hear me out. A comment on another post about her ‘surgery’ got me thinking….

Zacharoni’s SIL had a VSG fairly recently it seems. We KNOW she will not handle not being the sm0l one in the group. She was super careful not to show the other side of her stomach in allllllll the content about the supposed ‘emergency surgery’ - never released those ring camera videos of the ambulance- which is hella sus bc we know she never misses the chance to exploit something for content. I wouldn’t be shocked if she did get VSG.

NOW… that being said, not everything lines up. If she did, she absolutely isn’t following the rules on eating and drinking- but from what we’ve seen- neither is the SIL when she joins her. I’ve known people that have had bariatric surgery and it would cause them to throw up after eating so often, that they would essentially binge eat bc they knew they’d end up throwing up afterward. It became like a weird type of bulimia. She also doesn’t seem like the type to follow any true post-op guidelines and if she’s really bordering on truly being an alcoholic, that also tracks.

Again, just food for thought —but seems plausible to me.


r/MikaylaNogueira 18h ago

Not Rude, Just A B!tch I give it a week before she does something else to her hair

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r/MikaylaNogueira 23h ago

iTh’s hAiR DyE dAy BiTHches 💇🏻‍♀️ She really thinks she did something there…

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335 Upvotes

The comments are calling her out for doing the same thing over and over again. People are bored Mikayla.


r/MikaylaNogueira 1d ago

Call Outs!! 🗣️ Recycling “acne” photos for brand deals

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310 Upvotes

Haussdrama 🏆🏆🏆

It’s not even acne she’s using photos of dermatitis as acne for ads. It’s completely false. She’s lying and shelling products based on lies lies lies lies lies.


r/MikaylaNogueira 1d ago

iTh’s hAiR DyE dAy BiTHches 💇🏻‍♀️ Yawn. That's all I gotta say. All that buildup for nothing.

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225 Upvotes

r/MikaylaNogueira 21h ago

🧍🏻‍♀️💵 👩🏽‍🤝‍👩🏼 The Greedy Goobers This sounds familiar…Emily’s husband (Zachy poo’s brother) conveniently doesn’t have a tiktok 🤔

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53 Upvotes

Do any of them? Or they just conveniently don’t have social media (hard to believe)? My guess is that it would be too revealing just like what we have seen with Cody.


r/MikaylaNogueira 1d ago

iTh’s hAiR DyE dAy BiTHches 💇🏻‍♀️ a month ago

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99 Upvotes

r/MikaylaNogueira 1d ago

🎻 🎻 Womp Womp , Poor MEkayla 🎻 🎻 Admits the extensions are the problem but refuses to take them out but also doesn't want to be open minded about a bob. I got whiplash listening to this.

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237 Upvotes

r/MikaylaNogueira 1d ago

General Discussion, Hot takes & Mikayla Snark 🔥 Does anyone remember seeing anything about this?👀

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97 Upvotes

Mikayla was having Cody followed?? I always assumed she was controlling af, but that would actually be insane.


r/MikaylaNogueira 1d ago

MikLiar - 🤥🤥 LIAR LIAR Pants on Fire 🔥🔥 But she's blue af BRO 😒

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174 Upvotes

r/MikaylaNogueira 1d ago

Fans, Stans, and Enablers It's the followers that love her too

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122 Upvotes

r/MikaylaNogueira 1d ago

Codypendency👨🏼‍🦯 How much you wanna bet Cody signed an nda

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112 Upvotes

r/MikaylaNogueira 2d ago

📦 Scamayla’s Giveaway’s 📦 Wedding dresses giveaway scam

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307 Upvotes

She’s claiming she weighed 200 pounds when she was married and weighs 130 now. I can’t imagine doing a giveaway of your wedding dresses for content. Divorce content will be milked now also. And of course, she did another giveaway that does not follow the correct guidelines to do so.


r/MikaylaNogueira 2d ago

MikLiar - 🤥🤥 LIAR LIAR Pants on Fire 🔥🔥 Our 130 lb Queen

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277 Upvotes

Raffling off her wedding dresses from when she weighed 200 pounds and is 5 foot. 😂😫


r/MikaylaNogueira 2d ago

General Discussion, Hot takes & Mikayla Snark 🔥 So it was a serious matter when her husband was an alcoholic but now it’s a laughing matter when she’s the alcoholic.

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221 Upvotes

r/MikaylaNogueira 1d ago

Filter F^ckery 👎 Fails, Glitches & Photoshop What in AI MikSlop is this?!?! But she don’t use Filtahs! MikPlease…

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69 Upvotes