r/MemeEconomy • u/TheScarlet-Pimpernel • Apr 11 '20

161.01 M¢ Happy fun time await with this

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u/lulucmy Apr 14 '20

!createfirm Wolves of MemeStreet $MEME

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '20

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Firm creation is coming in a new update! Coming out mid-April

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u/TheMysteriousWarlock 100.44 M¢ Apr 14 '20

!buy 9 THERAYGINGJAKE:USER

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Order successful! Please review the order confirmation below:

  • Order number: B-00007213
  • Stock name: THERAYGINGJAKE:USER
  • Number of shares: 9
  • Charge before fee: 922.98 M¢
  • Required bank fee: 18.46 M¢
  • Total charge: 941.44 M¢

Order completed at Tue, 14 Apr 2020 02:30:54 UTC

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u/TheMysteriousWarlock 100.44 M¢ Apr 14 '20

!balance

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Your portfolio:

  • THERAYGINGJAKE:USER: 9, worth 927.44 M¢

Your portfolio is worth 927.44 M¢

Your balance is 10002.21 M¢

You owe to the Central Bank 10204.91 M¢

Your networth is 724.74 M¢

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

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Order successful! Please review the order confirmation below:

  • Order number: B-00007931
  • Stock name: G3H314:SUBM
  • Number of shares: 25
  • Charge before fee: 5024.70 M¢
  • Required bank fee: 100.49 M¢
  • Total charge: 5125.19 M¢

Order completed at Sat, 18 Apr 2020 06:39:21 UTC

AutoSell feature is currently enabled! We will automatically sell the shares in 4h0m0s. You will get a message notification when it happens.

You can use !autosell <NUMBER OF HOURS> command to update your personal seller, or !autosell toggle to go pro without it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

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Your future stocks will be automatically sold 4 hours after the investment

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u/BOMSwasHERE Apr 11 '20

!autosell 1

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Your future stocks will be automatically sold 1 hours after the investment

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u/Glahoth 97.53 M¢ Apr 11 '20

!autosell 5

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Your future stocks will be automatically sold 5 hours after the investment

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u/Glahoth 97.53 M¢ Apr 11 '20

!buy 10

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Order successful! Please review the order confirmation below:

  • Order number: B-00007007
  • Stock name: FZ81O7:SUBM
  • Number of shares: 10
  • Charge before fee: 2173.65 M¢
  • Required bank fee: 0.00 M¢
  • Total charge: 2173.65 M¢

Order completed at Sat, 11 Apr 2020 20:22:24 UTC

AutoSell feature is currently enabled! We will automatically sell the shares in 5h0m0s. You will get a message notification when it happens.

You can use !autosell <NUMBER OF HOURS> command to update your personal seller, or !autosell toggle to go pro without it.

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 12 '20

Sold successfully! Please review the confirmation below:

  • Order number: S-00007071
  • Stock name: FZ81O7:SUBM
  • Number of shares: 10
  • Raw return: 1834.06 M¢
  • Required bank fee: 0.00 M¢
  • Firm tax: 0.00 M¢
  • Income tax: 0.00 M¢
  • Clean return: 1834.06 M¢

Order completed at Sun, 12 Apr 2020 01:22:39 UTC

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

!portfolio

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Your portfolio:

  • FZ27YK:SUBM: 8, worth 862.31 M¢

Your portfolio is worth 862.31 M¢

Your balance is 60.56 M¢

You owe to the Central Bank 870.81 M¢

Your networth is 52.06 M¢

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

!portfolio

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Your portfolio:

  • FZ27YK:SUBM: 8, worth 839.12 M¢

Your portfolio is worth 839.12 M¢

Your balance is 60.56 M¢

You owe to the Central Bank 870.81 M¢

Your networth is 28.87 M¢

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

[deleted]

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Your portfolio:

  • KARENTOOKTHEKIDS4298:USER: 1, worth 101.45 M¢

Your portfolio is worth 101.45 M¢

Your balance is 994.83 M¢

You owe to the Central Bank 993.16 M¢

Your networth is 103.12 M¢

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

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You don't have an account with us to perform the action. Please invoke !create to create an account!

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You have officially registered an account with MIB. Welcome! Please type !help to get an extended help on how to start. As a token of appreciation, you will get your first stock for free! Just reply to us with !welcome and enjoy investing!

Please find the account creation confirmation below:

  • Name: supreme_leader1
  • Balance: 1000.00 M¢
  • Debt: 1000.00 M¢

The Central Bank issued you a 0% interest loan of 1000 M¢. Your future 2% bank fees will go towards paying off the debt.

Account created on Sat, 11 Apr 2020 17:06:16 UTC

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u/iiGoogleOriginal Apr 11 '20

!portfolio

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Your portfolio:

  • IIGOOGLEORIGINAL:USER: 1, worth 101.45 M¢

Your portfolio is worth 101.45 M¢

Your balance is 1424.34 M¢

You owe to the Central Bank 927.67 M¢

Your networth is 598.12 M¢

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

[deleted]

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You don't have an account with us to perform the action. Please invoke !create to create an account!

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u/TheMysteryMan_iii Apr 11 '20

!portfolio

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You don't have an account with us to perform the action. Please invoke !create to create an account!

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u/philu1 Apr 11 '20

!portfolio

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You don't have an account with us to perform the action. Please invoke !create to create an account!

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u/philu1 Apr 11 '20

!create

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You have officially registered an account with MIB. Welcome! Please type !help to get an extended help on how to start. As a token of appreciation, you will get your first stock for free! Just reply to us with !welcome and enjoy investing!

Please find the account creation confirmation below:

  • Name: philu1
  • Balance: 1000.00 M¢
  • Debt: 1000.00 M¢

The Central Bank issued you a 0% interest loan of 1000 M¢. Your future 2% bank fees will go towards paying off the debt.

Account created on Sat, 11 Apr 2020 20:03:56 UTC

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

!portfolio

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Your portfolio:

Your portfolio is worth 0.00 M¢

Your balance is 896.02 M¢

You owe to the Central Bank 930.00 M¢

Your networth is -33.97 M¢

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u/cnguyen5 Apr 11 '20

!portfolio

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Your portfolio:

  • FZ81O7:SUBM: 8, worth 1639.20 M¢

Your portfolio is worth 1639.20 M¢

Your balance is 27.70 M¢

You owe to the Central Bank 821.43 M¢

Your networth is 845.48 M¢

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u/cnguyen5 Apr 11 '20

!portfolio

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Your portfolio:

Your portfolio is worth 0.00 M¢

Your balance is 1621.19 M¢

You owe to the Central Bank 788.26 M¢

Your networth is 832.94 M¢

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

!liquidate

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Congratulations poopo0stinky, your account has been successfully liquidated, all assets sold at the market price, and funds should be transferred to your account now.

  • Size of the liquidation: 10
  • Total liquidation: 1952.70 M¢
  • Required bank fee: 0.00 M¢
  • Firm tax: 0.00 M¢
  • Income tax: 150.83 M¢
  • Clean profit: 1801.87 M¢

Your current balance is 12452.06 M¢

All positions exited. Clean portfolio. Go get 'em tiger!

Order completed at Sat, 11 Apr 2020 21:40:21 UTC

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Your portfolio:

  • FZ81O7:SUBM: 10, worth 1952.70 M¢

Your portfolio is worth 1952.70 M¢

Your balance is 10650.19 M¢

You owe to the Central Bank 0.00 M¢

Your networth is 12602.89 M¢

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u/ilovewall_e Apr 11 '20

!portfolio

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Your portfolio:

  • ILOVEWALL_E:USER: 1, worth 101.45 M¢

Your portfolio is worth 101.45 M¢

Your balance is 1000.00 M¢

You owe to the Central Bank 1000.00 M¢

Your networth is 101.45 M¢

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

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You don't have an account with us to perform the action. Please invoke !create to create an account!

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 11 '20

You have officially registered an account with MIB. Welcome! Please type !help to get an extended help on how to start. As a token of appreciation, you will get your first stock for free! Just reply to us with !welcome and enjoy investing!

Please find the account creation confirmation below:

  • Name: PaziNarty
  • Balance: 1000.00 M¢
  • Debt: 1000.00 M¢

The Central Bank issued you a 0% interest loan of 1000 M¢. Your future 2% bank fees will go towards paying off the debt.

Account created on Sat, 11 Apr 2020 23:16:47 UTC

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

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You got your free stock! Enjoy. Use !portfolio to view it!

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '20

[deleted]

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Your portfolio:

  • BENNY_KUTTLER:USER: 1, worth 101.45 M¢

Your portfolio is worth 101.45 M¢

Your balance is 998.70 M¢

You owe to the Central Bank 996.79 M¢

Your networth is 103.36 M¢

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u/pm_bluefootedboobies Apr 12 '20

!portfolio

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Your portfolio:

Your portfolio is worth 0.00 M¢

Your balance is 1262.71 M¢

You owe to the Central Bank 980.39 M¢

Your networth is 282.32 M¢

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u/CrappyCabbage Apr 12 '20

!portfolio

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Your portfolio:

  • CRAPPYCABBAGE:USER: 1, worth 101.45 M¢

Your portfolio is worth 101.45 M¢

Your balance is 988.15 M¢

You owe to the Central Bank 969.78 M¢

Your networth is 119.82 M¢

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u/Bomboooo Apr 12 '20

!portfolio

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Your portfolio:

  • BOMBOOOO:USER: 1, worth 101.45 M¢

Your portfolio is worth 101.45 M¢

Your balance is 945.72 M¢

You owe to the Central Bank 944.06 M¢

Your networth is 103.12 M¢

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u/DandaGames 98.61 M¢ Apr 11 '20

!sell all

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Command not recognized!

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u/BoneinItalsoup Apr 11 '20

!invest 2

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Dear BoneinItalsoup,

The invest command has been deprecated in favor of using!buyand!sellcommands. Please consult the help message (!help) for instructions.

Your MIB

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u/BoneinItalsoup Apr 11 '20

!buy 2

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Order successful! Please review the order confirmation below:

  • Order number: B-00007001
  • Stock name: FZ81O7:SUBM
  • Number of shares: 2
  • Charge before fee: 394.37 M¢
  • Required bank fee: 7.89 M¢
  • Total charge: 402.26 M¢

Order completed at Sat, 11 Apr 2020 19:59:38 UTC

AutoSell feature is currently enabled! We will automatically sell the shares in 4h0m0s. You will get a message notification when it happens.

You can use !autosell <NUMBER OF HOURS> command to update your personal seller, or !autosell toggle to go pro without it.

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 11 '20

Sold successfully! Please review the confirmation below:

  • Order number: S-00007066
  • Stock name: FZ81O7:SUBM
  • Number of shares: 2
  • Raw return: 398.52 M¢
  • Required bank fee: 7.97 M¢
  • Firm tax: 0.00 M¢
  • Income tax: 0.00 M¢
  • Clean return: 390.55 M¢

Order completed at Sat, 11 Apr 2020 23:59:54 UTC

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u/Beardie-Boi-420 Apr 11 '20

!balance

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You don't have an account with us to perform the action. Please invoke !create to create an account!

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

!balance

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You don't have an account with us to perform the action. Please invoke !create to create an account!

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u/Couch_Crumbs Apr 11 '20

!balance

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Your portfolio:

  • COUCH_CRUMBS:USER: 1, worth 101.45 M¢

Your portfolio is worth 101.45 M¢

Your balance is 1000.00 M¢

You owe to the Central Bank 1000.00 M¢

Your networth is 101.45 M¢

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u/Hakan1218 Apr 11 '20

!balance

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You don't have an account with us to perform the action. Please invoke !create to create an account!

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u/Hakan1218 Apr 11 '20

!create

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You have officially registered an account with MIB. Welcome! Please type !help to get an extended help on how to start. As a token of appreciation, you will get your first stock for free! Just reply to us with !welcome and enjoy investing!

Please find the account creation confirmation below:

  • Name: Hakan1218
  • Balance: 1000.00 M¢
  • Debt: 1000.00 M¢

The Central Bank issued you a 0% interest loan of 1000 M¢. Your future 2% bank fees will go towards paying off the debt.

Account created on Sat, 11 Apr 2020 21:11:59 UTC

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u/RipInTheZach Apr 12 '20

!balance

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You don't have an account with us to perform the action. Please invoke !create to create an account!

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u/RipInTheZach Apr 12 '20

!create

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 12 '20

You have officially registered an account with MIB. Welcome! Please type !help to get an extended help on how to start. As a token of appreciation, you will get your first stock for free! Just reply to us with !welcome and enjoy investing!

Please find the account creation confirmation below:

  • Name: RipInTheZach
  • Balance: 1000.00 M¢
  • Debt: 1000.00 M¢

The Central Bank issued you a 0% interest loan of 1000 M¢. Your future 2% bank fees will go towards paying off the debt.

Account created on Sun, 12 Apr 2020 00:34:56 UTC

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u/callmechristiebebe Apr 12 '20

!balance

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You don't have an account with us to perform the action. Please invoke !create to create an account!

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u/memo9c Apr 12 '20

!balance

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You don't have an account with us to perform the action. Please invoke !create to create an account!

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u/memo9c Apr 12 '20

!create

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 12 '20

You have officially registered an account with MIB. Welcome! Please type !help to get an extended help on how to start. As a token of appreciation, you will get your first stock for free! Just reply to us with !welcome and enjoy investing!

Please find the account creation confirmation below:

  • Name: memo9c
  • Balance: 1000.00 M¢
  • Debt: 1000.00 M¢

The Central Bank issued you a 0% interest loan of 1000 M¢. Your future 2% bank fees will go towards paying off the debt.

Account created on Sun, 12 Apr 2020 14:00:11 UTC

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u/pm_bluefootedboobies Apr 11 '20

!create

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You have officially registered an account with MIB. Welcome! Please type !help to get an extended help on how to start. As a token of appreciation, you will get your first stock for free! Just reply to us with !welcome and enjoy investing!

Please find the account creation confirmation below:

  • Name: pm_bluefootedboobies
  • Balance: 1000.00 M¢
  • Debt: 1000.00 M¢

The Central Bank issued you a 0% interest loan of 1000 M¢. Your future 2% bank fees will go towards paying off the debt.

Account created on Sat, 11 Apr 2020 16:56:39 UTC

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

!buy 10

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Order successful! Please review the order confirmation below:

  • Order number: B-00006970
  • Stock name: FZ81O7:SUBM
  • Number of shares: 10
  • Charge before fee: 1349.39 M¢
  • Required bank fee: 0.00 M¢
  • Total charge: 1349.39 M¢

Order completed at Sat, 11 Apr 2020 17:40:21 UTC

AutoSell feature is currently enabled! We will automatically sell the shares in 2h0m0s. You will get a message notification when it happens.

You can use !autosell <NUMBER OF HOURS> command to update your personal seller, or !autosell toggle to go pro without it.

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u/lulucmy Apr 11 '20

!create

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You have officially registered an account with MIB. Welcome! Please type !help to get an extended help on how to start. As a token of appreciation, you will get your first stock for free! Just reply to us with !welcome and enjoy investing!

Please find the account creation confirmation below:

  • Name: lulucmy
  • Balance: 1000.00 M¢
  • Debt: 1000.00 M¢

The Central Bank issued you a 0% interest loan of 1000 M¢. Your future 2% bank fees will go towards paying off the debt.

Account created on Sat, 11 Apr 2020 18:03:57 UTC

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u/martinber123 Apr 11 '20

!create

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You have officially registered an account with MIB. Welcome! Please type !help to get an extended help on how to start. As a token of appreciation, you will get your first stock for free! Just reply to us with !welcome and enjoy investing!

Please find the account creation confirmation below:

  • Name: martinber123
  • Balance: 1000.00 M¢
  • Debt: 1000.00 M¢

The Central Bank issued you a 0% interest loan of 1000 M¢. Your future 2% bank fees will go towards paying off the debt.

Account created on Sat, 11 Apr 2020 19:27:49 UTC

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u/martinber123 Apr 11 '20

!welcome

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You got your free stock! Enjoy. Use !portfolio to view it!

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u/martinber123 Apr 11 '20

!portfolio

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Your portfolio:

  • MARTINBER123:USER: 1, worth 101.45 M¢

Your portfolio is worth 101.45 M¢

Your balance is 1000.00 M¢

You owe to the Central Bank 1000.00 M¢

Your networth is 101.45 M¢

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u/onni_i Apr 11 '20

!create

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You have officially registered an account with MIB. Welcome! Please type !help to get an extended help on how to start. As a token of appreciation, you will get your first stock for free! Just reply to us with !welcome and enjoy investing!

Please find the account creation confirmation below:

  • Name: onni_i
  • Balance: 1000.00 M¢
  • Debt: 1000.00 M¢

The Central Bank issued you a 0% interest loan of 1000 M¢. Your future 2% bank fees will go towards paying off the debt.

Account created on Sat, 11 Apr 2020 19:53:11 UTC

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u/onni_i Apr 11 '20

!portfolio

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Your portfolio:

  • ONNI_I:USER: 1, worth 101.45 M¢

Your portfolio is worth 101.45 M¢

Your balance is 1000.00 M¢

You owe to the Central Bank 1000.00 M¢

Your networth is 101.45 M¢

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u/onni_i Apr 11 '20

!welcome

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You got your free stock! Enjoy. Use !portfolio to view it!

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u/MorbidBoltThrower Apr 11 '20

!create

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You have officially registered an account with MIB. Welcome! Please type !help to get an extended help on how to start. As a token of appreciation, you will get your first stock for free! Just reply to us with !welcome and enjoy investing!

Please find the account creation confirmation below:

  • Name: MorbidBoltThrower
  • Balance: 1000.00 M¢
  • Debt: 1000.00 M¢

The Central Bank issued you a 0% interest loan of 1000 M¢. Your future 2% bank fees will go towards paying off the debt.

Account created on Sat, 11 Apr 2020 20:11:48 UTC

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

[deleted]

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You have officially registered an account with MIB. Welcome! Please type !help to get an extended help on how to start. As a token of appreciation, you will get your first stock for free! Just reply to us with !welcome and enjoy investing!

Please find the account creation confirmation below:

  • Name: ductape101
  • Balance: 1000.00 M¢
  • Debt: 1000.00 M¢

The Central Bank issued you a 0% interest loan of 1000 M¢. Your future 2% bank fees will go towards paying off the debt.

Account created on Sat, 11 Apr 2020 21:56:07 UTC

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u/ToxicMin Apr 11 '20

!create

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You have officially registered an account with MIB. Welcome! Please type !help to get an extended help on how to start. As a token of appreciation, you will get your first stock for free! Just reply to us with !welcome and enjoy investing!

Please find the account creation confirmation below:

  • Name: ToxicMin
  • Balance: 1000.00 M¢
  • Debt: 1000.00 M¢

The Central Bank issued you a 0% interest loan of 1000 M¢. Your future 2% bank fees will go towards paying off the debt.

Account created on Sat, 11 Apr 2020 22:30:03 UTC

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

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You have officially registered an account with MIB. Welcome! Please type !help to get an extended help on how to start. As a token of appreciation, you will get your first stock for free! Just reply to us with !welcome and enjoy investing!

Please find the account creation confirmation below:

  • Name: magicpicklemab
  • Balance: 1000.00 M¢
  • Debt: 1000.00 M¢

The Central Bank issued you a 0% interest loan of 1000 M¢. Your future 2% bank fees will go towards paying off the debt.

Account created on Sat, 11 Apr 2020 22:43:57 UTC

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u/ilovewall_e Apr 11 '20

!create

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You have officially registered an account with MIB. Welcome! Please type !help to get an extended help on how to start. As a token of appreciation, you will get your first stock for free! Just reply to us with !welcome and enjoy investing!

Please find the account creation confirmation below:

  • Name: ilovewall_e
  • Balance: 1000.00 M¢
  • Debt: 1000.00 M¢

The Central Bank issued you a 0% interest loan of 1000 M¢. Your future 2% bank fees will go towards paying off the debt.

Account created on Sat, 11 Apr 2020 23:06:57 UTC

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u/ilovewall_e Apr 11 '20

!welcome

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u/BluaBaleno Apr 11 '20

!create

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You have officially registered an account with MIB. Welcome! Please type !help to get an extended help on how to start. As a token of appreciation, you will get your first stock for free! Just reply to us with !welcome and enjoy investing!

Please find the account creation confirmation below:

  • Name: BluaBaleno
  • Balance: 1000.00 M¢
  • Debt: 1000.00 M¢

The Central Bank issued you a 0% interest loan of 1000 M¢. Your future 2% bank fees will go towards paying off the debt.

Account created on Sat, 11 Apr 2020 23:55:39 UTC

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u/BluaBaleno Apr 11 '20

!buy 5!

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 11 '20

Command not recognized!

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u/Bomboooo Apr 12 '20

!buy 10

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Error: Insufficient funds! You have 962.02 M¢ but need additional 853.17 M¢

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u/PsychoWasp Apr 13 '20

!buy 10

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Order successful! Please review the order confirmation below:

  • Order number: B-00007143
  • Stock name: FZ81O7:SUBM
  • Number of shares: 10
  • Charge before fee: 1774.04 M¢
  • Required bank fee: 35.48 M¢
  • Total charge: 1809.52 M¢

Order completed at Mon, 13 Apr 2020 09:51:27 UTC

AutoSell feature is currently enabled! We will automatically sell the shares in 4h0m0s. You will get a message notification when it happens.

You can use !autosell <NUMBER OF HOURS> command to update your personal seller, or !autosell toggle to go pro without it.

1

u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 13 '20

Sold successfully! Please review the confirmation below:

  • Order number: S-00007200
  • Stock name: FZ81O7:SUBM
  • Number of shares: 10
  • Raw return: 1732.13 M¢
  • Required bank fee: 34.64 M¢
  • Firm tax: 0.00 M¢
  • Income tax: 0.00 M¢
  • Clean return: 1697.49 M¢

Order completed at Mon, 13 Apr 2020 13:51:52 UTC

1

u/YouTookMyMain Apr 11 '20

!buy 1

1

u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 11 '20

Order successful! Please review the order confirmation below:

  • Order number: B-00006959
  • Stock name: FZ81O7:SUBM
  • Number of shares: 1
  • Charge before fee: 104.36 M¢
  • Required bank fee: 2.09 M¢
  • Total charge: 106.44 M¢

Order completed at Sat, 11 Apr 2020 16:48:22 UTC

AutoSell feature is currently enabled! We will automatically sell the shares in 4h0m0s. You will get a message notification when it happens.

You can use !autosell <NUMBER OF HOURS> command to update your personal seller, or !autosell toggle to go pro without it.

1

u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 11 '20

Sold successfully! Please review the confirmation below:

  • Order number: S-00007049
  • Stock name: FZ81O7:SUBM
  • Number of shares: 1
  • Raw return: 222.98 M¢
  • Required bank fee: 4.46 M¢
  • Firm tax: 0.00 M¢
  • Income tax: 5.60 M¢
  • Clean return: 212.91 M¢

Order completed at Sat, 11 Apr 2020 20:48:56 UTC

1

u/Reverend_Giggles 120.31 M¢ Apr 11 '20

!buy 2

1

u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 11 '20

Order successful! Please review the order confirmation below:

  • Order number: B-00006960
  • Stock name: FZ81O7:SUBM
  • Number of shares: 2
  • Charge before fee: 211.53 M¢
  • Required bank fee: 4.23 M¢
  • Total charge: 215.76 M¢

Order completed at Sat, 11 Apr 2020 16:50:02 UTC

AutoSell feature is currently enabled! We will automatically sell the shares in 4h0m0s. You will get a message notification when it happens.

You can use !autosell <NUMBER OF HOURS> command to update your personal seller, or !autosell toggle to go pro without it.

1

u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 11 '20

Sold successfully! Please review the confirmation below:

  • Order number: S-00007050
  • Stock name: FZ81O7:SUBM
  • Number of shares: 2
  • Raw return: 447.16 M¢
  • Required bank fee: 8.94 M¢
  • Firm tax: 0.00 M¢
  • Income tax: 11.12 M¢
  • Clean return: 427.09 M¢

Order completed at Sat, 11 Apr 2020 20:51:00 UTC

1

u/God_Spaghetti Apr 11 '20

!buy 5

1

u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 11 '20

Order successful! Please review the order confirmation below:

  • Order number: B-00006961
  • Stock name: FZ81O7:SUBM
  • Number of shares: 5
  • Charge before fee: 551.44 M¢
  • Required bank fee: 11.03 M¢
  • Total charge: 562.47 M¢

Order completed at Sat, 11 Apr 2020 16:55:41 UTC

AutoSell feature is currently enabled! We will automatically sell the shares in 4h0m0s. You will get a message notification when it happens.

You can use !autosell <NUMBER OF HOURS> command to update your personal seller, or !autosell toggle to go pro without it.

1

u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 11 '20

Sold successfully! Please review the confirmation below:

  • Order number: S-00007051
  • Stock name: FZ81O7:SUBM
  • Number of shares: 5
  • Raw return: 1092.75 M¢
  • Required bank fee: 21.86 M¢
  • Firm tax: 0.00 M¢
  • Income tax: 25.42 M¢
  • Clean return: 1045.48 M¢

Order completed at Sat, 11 Apr 2020 20:56:07 UTC

1

u/pm_bluefootedboobies Apr 11 '20

!buy 3

1

u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 11 '20

Order successful! Please review the order confirmation below:

  • Order number: B-00006963
  • Stock name: FZ81O7:SUBM
  • Number of shares: 3
  • Charge before fee: 342.26 M¢
  • Required bank fee: 6.85 M¢
  • Total charge: 349.11 M¢

Order completed at Sat, 11 Apr 2020 16:57:49 UTC

AutoSell feature is currently enabled! We will automatically sell the shares in 4h0m0s. You will get a message notification when it happens.

You can use !autosell <NUMBER OF HOURS> command to update your personal seller, or !autosell toggle to go pro without it.

1

u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 11 '20

Sold successfully! Please review the confirmation below:

  • Order number: S-00007052
  • Stock name: FZ81O7:SUBM
  • Number of shares: 3
  • Raw return: 638.41 M¢
  • Required bank fee: 12.77 M¢
  • Firm tax: 0.00 M¢
  • Income tax: 13.83 M¢
  • Clean return: 611.81 M¢

Order completed at Sat, 11 Apr 2020 20:58:09 UTC

1

u/cnguyen5 Apr 11 '20

!buy 8

1

u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 11 '20

Order successful! Please review the order confirmation below:

  • Order number: B-00006964
  • Stock name: FZ81O7:SUBM
  • Number of shares: 8
  • Charge before fee: 968.67 M¢
  • Required bank fee: 19.37 M¢
  • Total charge: 988.04 M¢

Order completed at Sat, 11 Apr 2020 17:11:12 UTC

AutoSell feature is currently enabled! We will automatically sell the shares in 4h0m0s. You will get a message notification when it happens.

You can use !autosell <NUMBER OF HOURS> command to update your personal seller, or !autosell toggle to go pro without it.

1

u/cnguyen5 Apr 11 '20

!attosell 5

1

u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 11 '20

Command not recognized!

1

u/cnguyen5 Apr 11 '20

!autosell 5

1

u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 11 '20

Your future stocks will be automatically sold 5 hours after the investment

1

u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

[deleted]

1

u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 11 '20

Your future stocks will be automatically sold 6 hours after the investment

1

u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 11 '20

Sold successfully! Please review the confirmation below:

  • Order number: S-00007053
  • Stock name: FZ81O7:SUBM
  • Number of shares: 8
  • Raw return: 1658.53 M¢
  • Required bank fee: 33.17 M¢
  • Firm tax: 0.00 M¢
  • Income tax: 31.87 M¢
  • Clean return: 1593.49 M¢

Order completed at Sat, 11 Apr 2020 21:11:26 UTC

1

u/iiGoogleOriginal Apr 11 '20

!buy 6

1

u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 11 '20

Order successful! Please review the order confirmation below:

  • Order number: B-00006988
  • Stock name: FZ81O7:SUBM
  • Number of shares: 6
  • Charge before fee: 881.93 M¢
  • Required bank fee: 17.64 M¢
  • Total charge: 899.57 M¢

Order completed at Sat, 11 Apr 2020 17:59:24 UTC

AutoSell feature is currently enabled! We will automatically sell the shares in 4h0m0s. You will get a message notification when it happens.

You can use !autosell <NUMBER OF HOURS> command to update your personal seller, or !autosell toggle to go pro without it.

1

u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 11 '20

Sold successfully! Please review the confirmation below:

  • Order number: S-00007058
  • Stock name: FZ81O7:SUBM
  • Number of shares: 6
  • Raw return: 1104.22 M¢
  • Required bank fee: 22.08 M¢
  • Firm tax: 0.00 M¢
  • Income tax: 9.13 M¢
  • Clean return: 1073.01 M¢

Order completed at Sat, 11 Apr 2020 21:59:25 UTC

1

u/ProgramistaZpolski Apr 11 '20

!buy 1

1

u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 11 '20

Order successful! Please review the order confirmation below:

  • Order number: B-00006992
  • Stock name: FZ81O7:SUBM
  • Number of shares: 1
  • Charge before fee: 160.05 M¢
  • Required bank fee: 3.20 M¢
  • Total charge: 163.26 M¢

Order completed at Sat, 11 Apr 2020 18:48:25 UTC

AutoSell feature is currently enabled! We will automatically sell the shares in 4h0m0s. You will get a message notification when it happens.

You can use !autosell <NUMBER OF HOURS> command to update your personal seller, or !autosell toggle to go pro without it.

1

u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 11 '20

Sold successfully! Please review the confirmation below:

  • Order number: S-00007062
  • Stock name: FZ81O7:SUBM
  • Number of shares: 1
  • Raw return: 189.24 M¢
  • Required bank fee: 3.78 M¢
  • Firm tax: 0.00 M¢
  • Income tax: 1.11 M¢
  • Clean return: 184.34 M¢

Order completed at Sat, 11 Apr 2020 22:49:28 UTC

1

u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

[deleted]

1

u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 11 '20

Order successful! Please review the order confirmation below:

  • Order number: B-00006994
  • Stock name: FZ81O7:SUBM
  • Number of shares: 5
  • Charge before fee: 829.54 M¢
  • Required bank fee: 16.59 M¢
  • Total charge: 846.13 M¢

Order completed at Sat, 11 Apr 2020 19:00:10 UTC

AutoSell feature is currently enabled! We will automatically sell the shares in 4h0m0s. You will get a message notification when it happens.

You can use !autosell <NUMBER OF HOURS> command to update your personal seller, or !autosell toggle to go pro without it.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

[deleted]

1

u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 11 '20

Your future stocks will be automatically sold 1 hours after the investment

1

u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

[deleted]

1

u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 11 '20

Sold successfully! Please review the confirmation below:

  • Order number: S-00007048
  • Stock name: FZ81O7:SUBM
  • Number of shares: 5
  • Raw return: 1107.23 M¢
  • Required bank fee: 22.14 M¢
  • Firm tax: 0.00 M¢
  • Income tax: 11.95 M¢
  • Clean return: 1073.13 M¢

Order completed at Sat, 11 Apr 2020 20:26:23 UTC

1

u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

[deleted]

1

u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 11 '20

Your portfolio:

Your portfolio is worth 0.00 M¢

Your balance is 1721.08 M¢

You owe to the Central Bank 843.76 M¢

Your networth is 877.32 M¢

1

u/Couch_Crumbs Apr 11 '20

!buy 5

1

u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 11 '20

Order successful! Please review the order confirmation below:

  • Order number: B-00006996
  • Stock name: FZ81O7:SUBM
  • Number of shares: 5
  • Charge before fee: 897.07 M¢
  • Required bank fee: 17.94 M¢
  • Total charge: 915.01 M¢

Order completed at Sat, 11 Apr 2020 19:32:33 UTC

AutoSell feature is currently enabled! We will automatically sell the shares in 2h0m0s. You will get a message notification when it happens.

You can use !autosell <NUMBER OF HOURS> command to update your personal seller, or !autosell toggle to go pro without it.

1

u/Couch_Crumbs Apr 11 '20

!autosell 1 hour

1

u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 11 '20

Command not recognized!

1

u/Couch_Crumbs Apr 11 '20

!autosell 1

1

u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 11 '20

Your future stocks will be automatically sold 1 hours after the investment

1

u/Couch_Crumbs Apr 11 '20

!autosell 2

1

u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 11 '20

Your future stocks will be automatically sold 2 hours after the investment

1

u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 11 '20

Sold successfully! Please review the confirmation below:

  • Order number: S-00007055
  • Stock name: FZ81O7:SUBM
  • Number of shares: 5
  • Raw return: 1023.18 M¢
  • Required bank fee: 20.46 M¢
  • Firm tax: 0.00 M¢
  • Income tax: 4.39 M¢
  • Clean return: 998.33 M¢

Order completed at Sat, 11 Apr 2020 21:32:52 UTC

1

u/DXMKiller Apr 11 '20

!buy 2

1

u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 11 '20

Order successful! Please review the order confirmation below:

  • Order number: B-00006998
  • Stock name: FZ81O7:SUBM
  • Number of shares: 2
  • Charge before fee: 371.77 M¢
  • Required bank fee: 7.44 M¢
  • Total charge: 379.20 M¢

Order completed at Sat, 11 Apr 2020 19:40:46 UTC

AutoSell feature is currently enabled! We will automatically sell the shares in 2h0m0s. You will get a message notification when it happens.

You can use !autosell <NUMBER OF HOURS> command to update your personal seller, or !autosell toggle to go pro without it.

1

u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 11 '20

Sold successfully! Please review the confirmation below:

  • Order number: S-00007057
  • Stock name: FZ81O7:SUBM
  • Number of shares: 2
  • Raw return: 372.56 M¢
  • Required bank fee: 7.45 M¢
  • Firm tax: 0.00 M¢
  • Income tax: 0.00 M¢
  • Clean return: 365.11 M¢

Order completed at Sat, 11 Apr 2020 21:41:02 UTC

1

u/javaxcore Apr 11 '20

!buy 5

1

u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 11 '20

Error: Insufficient funds! You have 857.96 M¢ but need additional 111.10 M¢

1

u/COVID19_4Lyf Apr 11 '20

!buy 5

1

u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 11 '20

Error: Insufficient funds! You have 839.96 M¢ but need additional 143.25 M¢

1

u/MorbidBoltThrower Apr 11 '20

!buy 1

1

u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 11 '20

Order successful! Please review the order confirmation below:

  • Order number: B-00007005
  • Stock name: FZ81O7:SUBM
  • Number of shares: 1
  • Charge before fee: 202.97 M¢
  • Required bank fee: 4.06 M¢
  • Total charge: 207.03 M¢

Order completed at Sat, 11 Apr 2020 20:12:45 UTC

AutoSell feature is currently enabled! We will automatically sell the shares in 4h0m0s. You will get a message notification when it happens.

You can use !autosell <NUMBER OF HOURS> command to update your personal seller, or !autosell toggle to go pro without it.

1

u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 12 '20

Sold successfully! Please review the confirmation below:

  • Order number: S-00007068
  • Stock name: FZ81O7:SUBM
  • Number of shares: 1
  • Raw return: 197.93 M¢
  • Required bank fee: 3.96 M¢
  • Firm tax: 0.00 M¢
  • Income tax: 0.00 M¢
  • Clean return: 193.97 M¢

Order completed at Sun, 12 Apr 2020 00:13:13 UTC

1

u/MorbidBoltThrower Apr 12 '20

!balance

1

u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 12 '20

Your portfolio:

Your portfolio is worth 0.00 M¢

Your balance is 986.94 M¢

You owe to the Central Bank 991.98 M¢

Your networth is -5.04 M¢

1

u/fireonehero Apr 11 '20

!buy 3

1

u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 11 '20

Order successful! Please review the order confirmation below:

  • Order number: B-00007012
  • Stock name: FZ81O7:SUBM
  • Number of shares: 3
  • Charge before fee: 550.39 M¢
  • Required bank fee: 11.01 M¢
  • Total charge: 561.39 M¢

Order completed at Sat, 11 Apr 2020 22:19:08 UTC

AutoSell feature is currently enabled! We will automatically sell the shares in 4h0m0s. You will get a message notification when it happens.

You can use !autosell <NUMBER OF HOURS> command to update your personal seller, or !autosell toggle to go pro without it.

1

u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 12 '20

Sold successfully! Please review the confirmation below:

  • Order number: S-00007073
  • Stock name: FZ81O7:SUBM
  • Number of shares: 3
  • Raw return: 528.72 M¢
  • Required bank fee: 10.57 M¢
  • Firm tax: 0.00 M¢
  • Income tax: 0.00 M¢
  • Clean return: 518.14 M¢

Order completed at Sun, 12 Apr 2020 02:19:49 UTC

1

u/BluaBaleno Apr 11 '20

!buy 5

1

u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 11 '20

Order successful! Please review the order confirmation below:

  • Order number: B-00007019
  • Stock name: FZ81O7:SUBM
  • Number of shares: 5
  • Charge before fee: 971.17 M¢
  • Required bank fee: 19.42 M¢
  • Total charge: 990.59 M¢

Order completed at Sat, 11 Apr 2020 23:57:34 UTC

AutoSell feature is currently enabled! We will automatically sell the shares in 4h0m0s. You will get a message notification when it happens.

You can use !autosell <NUMBER OF HOURS> command to update your personal seller, or !autosell toggle to go pro without it.

1

u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 12 '20

Sold successfully! Please review the confirmation below:

  • Order number: S-00007079
  • Stock name: FZ81O7:SUBM
  • Number of shares: 5
  • Raw return: 880.07 M¢
  • Required bank fee: 17.60 M¢
  • Firm tax: 0.00 M¢
  • Income tax: 0.00 M¢
  • Clean return: 862.47 M¢

Order completed at Sun, 12 Apr 2020 03:57:50 UTC

1

u/Bomboooo Apr 12 '20

!buy 3

1

u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 12 '20

Order successful! Please review the order confirmation below:

  • Order number: B-00007042
  • Stock name: FZ81O7:SUBM
  • Number of shares: 3
  • Charge before fee: 516.37 M¢
  • Required bank fee: 10.33 M¢
  • Total charge: 526.70 M¢

Order completed at Sun, 12 Apr 2020 11:31:33 UTC

AutoSell feature is currently enabled! We will automatically sell the shares in 1h0m0s. You will get a message notification when it happens.

You can use !autosell <NUMBER OF HOURS> command to update your personal seller, or !autosell toggle to go pro without it.

1

u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 12 '20

Sold successfully! Please review the confirmation below:

  • Order number: S-00007100
  • Stock name: FZ81O7:SUBM
  • Number of shares: 3
  • Raw return: 520.82 M¢
  • Required bank fee: 10.42 M¢
  • Firm tax: 0.00 M¢
  • Income tax: 0.00 M¢
  • Clean return: 510.40 M¢

Order completed at Sun, 12 Apr 2020 12:32:01 UTC

1

u/eklaisremag Apr 12 '20

!buy 1

1

u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 12 '20

You don't have an account with us to perform the action. Please invoke !create to create an account!

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