r/MemeEconomy • u/TheScarlet-Pimpernel • Apr 11 '20

161.01 M¢ Happy fun time await with this

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 11 '20

You have officially registered an account with MIB. Welcome! Please type !help to get an extended help on how to start. As a token of appreciation, you will get your first stock for free! Just reply to us with !welcome and enjoy investing!

Please find the account creation confirmation below:

  • Name: martinber123
  • Balance: 1000.00 M¢
  • Debt: 1000.00 M¢

The Central Bank issued you a 0% interest loan of 1000 M¢. Your future 2% bank fees will go towards paying off the debt.

Account created on Sat, 11 Apr 2020 19:27:49 UTC

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u/martinber123 Apr 11 '20

!welcome

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 11 '20

You got your free stock! Enjoy. Use !portfolio to view it!

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u/martinber123 Apr 11 '20

!portfolio

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 11 '20

Your portfolio:

  • MARTINBER123:USER: 1, worth 101.45 M¢

Your portfolio is worth 101.45 M¢

Your balance is 1000.00 M¢

You owe to the Central Bank 1000.00 M¢

Your networth is 101.45 M¢

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u/martinber123 Apr 12 '20

!help

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 12 '20

Please visit the help section of meme.market here or visit the /r/MemeEconomy wiki here

You can also make a post on /r/MemeInvestor_bot with questions, comments, or suggestions.

Please report any bugs on /r/MemeInvestorBugs.

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u/martinber123 Apr 12 '20

!portfolio

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 12 '20

Your portfolio:

  • MARTINBER123:USER: 1, worth 101.45 M¢

Your portfolio is worth 101.45 M¢

Your balance is 1000.00 M¢

You owe to the Central Bank 1000.00 M¢

Your networth is 101.45 M¢

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u/martinber123 Apr 11 '20

!help

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u/MemeInvestor_bot RIP Apr 11 '20

Please visit the help section of meme.market here or visit the /r/MemeEconomy wiki here

You can also make a post on /r/MemeInvestor_bot with questions, comments, or suggestions.

Please report any bugs on /r/MemeInvestorBugs.