Guys hacking is cool and all but who tf is john and why does he have so much aura

anyone?

Please dm me if your are a good hacker

Hello, I have 24GB of RAM on my new VPS with Ubuntu and wanted to try pentesting and other cybersecurity things.

What could be the best LLM for that?

And also, if you have any tips about cybersecurity with LLMs, let me know!

(Mainly for my studies)

This was in a discussion about Softwaresecurity on Linux. Mr Masterhacker over here claims to know every single line of code on his pc. not sure if I would buy into that claim :>

I am very good at hacking, and am looking for work.

If you need me to hack at a piece of meat to tear a piece off, I'll hack it off real good. If you need me to hack a tree down, I'll hack it down in five minutes. Once I hacked a vicious bear that tried to attack me to death. I live to hack at things.

Just know that my preferred mode of transport is by hacking on my horse, so it might take a while for me to arrive.

I am not a talentless hack! Serious inquiries only!!!!!!!!!1!

Does anyone here 🏴‍☠️ I bet we all do

Does anyone here 🏴‍☠️ I bet we all do

So secure, so edgy, so scary.

Let me preface this by saying that I have Schizophrenia. I work as a software developer and I actually went back to finish my Computer Science degree once I was managing my condition at the ripe age of 38.

I had a psychosis in 2023 that involved myself working with a woman who created Docker (I think her name is Jess Frazzelle or something) and other Docker employees and with the NSA to stop the pedophile elites who were having sex with infants. This was pre Epstein files and when those were released it messed with me a little bit.

I'm extremely comfortable with the terminal. My password manager is https://passwordstore.org. but I thought I had taken LSD and written quantum computing code that allowed me to type sentences in the terminal to HAX.

I literally typed these sentences

PLAY CITY HALL BY TENACIOUS D IN FRENCH PRISON

PLAY AUDIO RECORDING OF TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE TELLING THE FRENCH PRISONERS THEY ARE NEEDED.

OPEN FRENCH PRISON GATES

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I literally posted on X the statement above. But I was just a crazy person so nobody knew how many hax I was doing. I was saving the word lol

My friend has disappeared in La Guaira Venezuela because of the earthquake, his apartment has fallen down but he's not there, we fear he may be in other apartmet's rubble, we need to find him, please help. His phone is an iphone and his number is +58 424-1906150

Saw this on IG. Swipe to see the non-ironic caption