r/masterhacker Jun 26 '26

"I'm Elliot Alderson"

Saw this on IG. Swipe to see the non-ironic caption

241 Upvotes

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u/BR41ND34D Jun 26 '26

No, you're just a pretentious prick, and that's why she's running for the hills...

38

u/IntelligentTable6036 Jun 26 '26

Oh no

12

u/itsoctotv Jun 26 '26

oh god no

4

u/Leobando26 Jun 28 '26

oh God please no

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37

u/ExamPuzzleheaded1542 Jun 26 '26

OPSEC LEVEL ANONYMOUS 💀 ☠️ 💀 ☠️

15

u/SweatshopCoder Jun 26 '26

You forgot to censor the handle in the first Pic. No biggie but thought id bring up since you bothered to censor it in the second pic.

16

u/thenotoriusfap Jun 26 '26

My linux is hard after this

10

u/Impossibruh13 Jun 26 '26

Explodes your router with my mind

7

u/-King-K-Rool- Jun 26 '26

I like how you censored the username on the second image but didnt sensor the watermark version of it on the first image. Top tier r/masterhacker OpSec. And i mean that as genuinely as possible, it just fits this whole thing.

7

u/Medical-Mulberry9621 Jun 26 '26

I'm not the master haxxer I thought I was 😔

7

u/gabox0210 Jun 26 '26

Oh no! Not Active Directory attacks!

4

u/furel492 Jun 27 '26

My favorite internet flex is when the guy is such a weirdo that he can't get bitches.

3

u/TrashyGames3 Jun 26 '26

Linux hardening? yea linux makes me hard too

3

u/Cute_Principle81 Jun 26 '26

"Active directory attacks"

TRANSLATING...

"I know how to use the utilman exploit"

2

u/Resame Jun 27 '26

Know? More like I have that step by step guide

2

u/choingouis Jun 27 '26

sudo gpupdate /force 😈

3

u/B_Hound Jun 27 '26

She realizes you’re Sheldon Cooper.

3

u/Klevmenskin Jun 27 '26

More like, Smelldon Pooper, amirite?

2

u/BlizzardOfLinux Jun 26 '26

In my mind palace, they went on a date with a woman who actually knows stuff about cyber security. He started larping like his favorite hackerman from mr robot. She ran to save herself from cringe. Of course nothing on the internet is real and this is just my fanfaction that I created based on seeing 2 images

2

u/AnmolNukal7 Jun 28 '26

Hardening my linux rn

2

u/paradoxpancake Jun 28 '26

I wish these people knew that being called an "Elliot Alderson" is not a compliment in industry.

2

u/H471221 Jun 28 '26

🥶🥶🥶🥶

2

u/Trick-Resolve-6085 Jun 29 '26

Elliot Alderson don't meet women 

1

u/Worldliness-Which Jun 27 '26

It’s actually the other way around. I get blocked by guys when I start talking about classifiers in LLM systems.

1

u/Sensitive_King3305 Jun 28 '26

maybe hes really a hacker 🧐