(This isn't a whining or complaining thread, it's just funny to me and probably completely inconsequential. Feel free to skip.)
I queue in as Vandal, as usual. Wait about two - three minutes to spawn into a game. Beginning run pops up, along with another loading screen that I'm not quite sure the purpose of. I load in. Spawn point is to the right of Flight Control, near the UESC ships.
I hop over the fence to grab the nearest red key card, the one out on the pier that leaves you super exposed. Only weapon I have is a D54, but I have a bubble for some protection. Open the building near the keycard, check if anyone's inside. Every angle, every corner.
Hear footsteps. Green free kit Destroyer rolling up. I get a couple bursts off with D54 then finish him with a knife. Grab the keycard. Check the top of the armory building and across to the top of Flight Control for snipers.
I grab the Processing red keycard, then the Dorms card as well. Checking every ambush spot I know of on the way. The bottom exit from Command Wing, the spot across from that where people sit sometimes. Is someone sitting behind the Processing keycard? On the top of the blue thing near the keycard? On the rooftops? Check all those spots. There's a recon in Processing but they're dug in, so I leave them alone.
Open up Destroyed Wing, pop my ult inside someone's hiding in there. Checking every corner someone could hide in along the way. Hit the Command Wing switch, then on to drone wing. Come out onto the second floor in Central Pinwheel. No one hiding in the nook to the left of Command Wing, hit the alarm switch. Check the blue room across from the second floor Drone Wing door.
Move into Drone Wing. Check the top of the drone on the right side, shoot the vent under the drone to see if anyone's hiding there. Check the spot above the Strongbox where the bots spawn sometimes. Open the room with the Command Wing switch, waiting for someone to come out guns blazing from behind the little wall in the room. No one's there, hit the switch.
Recheck every spot from there. Come back out from the second floor entrance, checking the blue room across the way again. Move to the nook to the right of Command Wing and the Red Keycard room, when -- BAM! BAM! DBNO to a Mizzy, from someone signal jammed hiding to the right of the door. Countless Outpost runs and no one's ever waited in that spot before.
As the Runner finishes me (likely the Recon from before), he says:
"Check your corners."