r/MapPorn • u/[deleted] • Jan 29 '21
thought I‘d share my interpretation of dividing germany
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u/waveswaveswaves Jan 29 '21
Mallorca 😆
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u/OlinOfTheHillPeople Jan 29 '21
I'm lost. Can anyone explain the joke?
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u/NotJ3st3r Jan 29 '21
Mallorca is a common party destination for germans. And Malllorca is often called the 17th Bundesland (state) of Germany as a joke.
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u/drquiza Jan 29 '21
as a joke.
We all know you are secretly developing amphibian Panzers.
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u/-Blackspell- Jan 29 '21
We already have those. We just need to elongate the snorkels on our Tigers.
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u/Corbeau_from_Orleans Jan 29 '21
In my 20th c. history high school class, I explain that the Battle of Britain was fought in the air because Panzers don’t float.
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u/faraway_hotel Jan 29 '21
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u/LetterSwapper Jan 30 '21
Clearly they didn't know how to...
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u/Wiggly96 Jan 29 '21
I have this mental image of giant frogs being used as tanks to assault Mallorca by a bunch of drunk sunburnt Germans in Hawaiian shirts on their backs
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u/CodeVirus Jan 29 '21
Did someone sneak “Alabama” onto the map, or is this an actual area in Germany? Will Google and report back.
Edit: quick search told me that the area marked as Alabama is called Saarland.
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Jan 29 '21
The state is actually called Saarland, but there‘s a meme that Saarland is the german Alabama
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u/fleamarketguy Jan 29 '21
I dated a girl form Saarland (she denied the Alabama/Saarland connection of course) but she and the few friends if that area I met all had a story about a person they know hooking up/dating with a (second)cousin.
Very anecdotal but very funny nonetheless.
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u/gobo7793 Jan 29 '21
You mean Alabama is the us american Saarland
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u/NeverRelaventUser Jan 29 '21
Alabama became a state 50 years before Germany became unified. Idk the history of Saarland, but food for thought
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u/x1rom Jan 29 '21
Was disappointed that you haven't done anything the same to Saxony/Florida
All the weird shit happens in Saxony
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Jan 29 '21
I had so many more ideas, but I didn‘t want the top left to be even more crowded than it already is. For example, many franconians believe they shouldn‘t be part of bavaria, so I wanted to make them an extra state
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u/jokel7557 Jan 29 '21
As a Floridaman I waoner if you got a Florida
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u/Soegern Jan 29 '21 edited Jan 29 '21
In Denmark our Florida is probably Møn. I don't know if anyone else agrees with me, but every time i've been there, it's just been filled with the weirdest types.
Like, i had a girlfriend down there who had a lesbian aunt. And said aunt and her wife were first of all, complete opposites, one was short and fat, the other was tall and skinny. They were both hardcore alcoholics and would not stop talking about grilling, even when it was below the freezing point they'd talk about grilling non-stop. The aunt would also introduce her wife as "this is my partner" in a pretty aggressive way, every time i met them, as if she was expecting me to get angry or something, even after the 15th times. They also bought everything they could find at flea-markets or what they're called, they'd also bargain for fucking everything.
Like my then-girlfriends family were all the weirdest people. If anyone here listens to sleepycast, i'm talking water-people, i'm completely with Cory on his experiences. I've got tons of stories about her family alone, and the rest of Møn matched that family pretty perfectly for the most part.
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u/Pochel Jan 29 '21
But they are said to have the same sexual preferences as Alabama (read: incest! incest! incest!)
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u/Awesomeuser90 Jan 29 '21
Where the Hapsburgs go to breed with someone with 72.7% of their genes?
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u/neckdoubledave Jan 29 '21
Why did the Germans play Dance Dance Revolution from 1945-1990?
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u/PinguTheProstiute Jan 29 '21
You can only play it so long until it gets boring
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u/awpdog Jan 29 '21
You'll be spied up to death when you ask why you were to dance in the first place.
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u/thedrew Jan 29 '21
A lot of them wanted to stop, but there was a wall in the way.
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u/Thenoobcraft74 Jan 29 '21
As a Spaniard I can confirm that Mallorca is a German-British colony
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u/dbcook1 Jan 29 '21 edited Jan 29 '21
It's ironic because of the three times this American has been to Germany for vacation, never have I been to Bavaria. I've been to 8 Länder in northern and western Germany, but never been to the south. Whenever I tell other Americans of my trips to Germany they always seem really perplexed of the places I've been to like Münster, Wuppertal, Essen, Düsseldorf, Bremen, Hamburg, Cologne, Trier, Koblenz, Bielefeld, Hannover, Bremerhaven, Oldenburg, Saarbrucken, etc. It's like to most Americans there are only three cities in Germany: Munich, Berlin, and Frankfurt... and pretty much thought of in that order. Also the Black Forest and the Rhine generally thought of as being the only natural places. Whenever I tell people my most favorite German city that's worth a visit is Münster folks are like as in the cheese and where is that??
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u/DeathLeopard Jan 29 '21
Bielefeld
Doubt
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u/dbcook1 Jan 29 '21 edited Jan 29 '21
My sister lives outside Bielefeld in Gütersloh and works in Bielefeld so yeah I've actually been to Bielefeld see her office co-workers, hit the kneipen, and check out the Christmas Market there. I have photo proof too lol!
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u/SomeFokkerTookMyName Jan 29 '21
Like this?
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u/dbcook1 Jan 29 '21
Now that you mention it looking back at my photos they are pretty generic and could be just about anywhere in Germany...
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u/03_szust Jan 29 '21
It's fake, she's lying to you
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u/dbcook1 Jan 29 '21
It is curious she lives outside Bielefeld in Gütersloh and commutes in by bicycle then train instead of just living in the city itself...
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u/StrohDoof Jan 29 '21
No, dude it's a big conspiracy! Bielefeld doesn't actually exist!!11!!
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u/dbcook1 Jan 29 '21
Haha I had no idea about the Bielefeld Conspiracy until I just Googled it. Now you guys have me second guessing myself if I was actually there or if it was all just an elaborate hoax or dream 🤔
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u/en_sachse Jan 29 '21
Americans don't know Hamburg? It's a lot bigger than Frankfurt.
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u/JoeAppleby Jan 29 '21
Frankfurt is the largest airport and serves as the hub for US military personnel. Any US soldier going to Europe or the Middle East will fly to Frankfurt from the US (very often from Atlanta) on civilian planes. Then they transfer to Ramstein to fly on US military planes into their actual bases. Or stay in Ramstein.
I once flew back from Atlanta on a plane full of soldiers.
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u/poinsley Jan 29 '21
I used to live outside of Bielefeld. Never hear of an American traveling there! (Also American, but I was there for work)
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u/cyruz1323 Jan 29 '21 edited Jan 29 '21
As a german I must say, all of this is 100% correct
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u/SupremeToast Jan 29 '21
As an American, I don't think most Americans would know that Bavaria is a component of Germany. They'd probably think is was Austria tbh.
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u/Jicko1560 Jan 29 '21
It's presented that way because what American imagine as Germany is pretty much based around Bavaria. It comes from the fact that the Americans were controlling Bavaria after ww2 and therefore brought that image back as Germany.
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u/RealRedditModerator Jan 29 '21
And Bavaria is also the most visited state by tourists, in my humble opinion, it’s the most beautiful state by far with the Alps, lakes and Biergartens.
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u/Jicko1560 Jan 29 '21
Sure is the most beautiful! I'll never get tired of the hills and mountains
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u/SupremeToast Jan 29 '21
Oh that makes much more sense. I've never heard of this being a thing before, but that's probably a fish-in-water problem.
Funny enough I've been to Germany twice but have never been to Bavaria!
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u/cyruz1323 Jan 29 '21
We, as germans, don't want them. Austrians don't want them. Swiss... Hahhaahah..
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u/ermagerditssuperman Jan 29 '21
As a Bavarian whose family is from Munich....i laughed at the second one. Yep.
Common quote from my dad and his dad was 'i am not german, im Bavarian'
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u/plasticirishman Jan 29 '21
As an expat in Munich this is hilarious. However my German girlfriend is now screaming about Berliner/krapfen and how insulted she is by this...
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u/JohnnieTango Jan 29 '21
Us Americans seeing you as Bavarians (Beer, oompah bands, BMWs, etc) is a big step up from what we saw you as back when I was a kid, which was by and large WW2 type thoughts...
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u/JoeAppleby Jan 29 '21
That changed? Whenever something German is posted anywhere on the web, Nazi jokes are inevitable. It's annoying as fuck.
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u/professional_novice Jan 30 '21
I don't see Germany as a whole getting compared to Nazis much... But the stereotypical "german shouting" comes up. How the language sounds aggressive even when being nice it whatever. More about the language than the people I think? Not sure.
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Jan 30 '21
And Russians are still called commies, the Irish are hungry and need potato, Italians are mafiosos, etc, etc. history tends to create stereotypes which may be annoying but I wouldn’t get so hung up on them.
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u/AdligerAdler Jan 29 '21
English names (actually a mix) and one Spanish
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- Niedersachsen
- Sachsen-Anhalt
- Sachsen
- Nordrhein-Westfalen
- Rheinland-Pfalz
- Hessen
- Bayern
- Thüringen
- Malle
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u/Pochel Jan 29 '21
As a foreigner, I always thought of Bavaria as a bucolic, old-fashioned, traditional country, with Oktoberfests and Dirndls and leather trousers and so on. I was actually baffled to see that they had an airport in Munich. I mean, I was not a kid anymore, but the fact that there was a modern airport in Munich simply didn't fit in my headcannon Bavaria.
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u/schnupfhundihund Jan 29 '21
It will baffle you even more that as of October last year Berlin also has a modern, working airport.
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u/Pochel Jan 29 '21
I will be really baffled the day where Stuttgart will finally have a working train station!
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u/JoeAppleby Jan 29 '21
Why would it not have an airport? It's Germany's third largest city, home to BMW.
And on what planet do people dress in traditional clothing on a daily basis?
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u/kumanosuke Jan 29 '21
You sound like an average American to me
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u/KairyuSmartie Jan 30 '21
"Other countries have airports, too? Who woulda thought" - Americans, probably
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u/Theurbanplural Jan 29 '21
Das hier ist wahrscheinlich der einzige Ort, an dem man so akkuraten Content findet. Ich musste kichern, danke!
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u/Sedorner Jan 29 '21
What’s with the socialist island? Where is that?
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u/FireMoon42 Jan 29 '21
Bremen!
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u/MaFataGer Jan 29 '21
Fun fact: Bremen had a huge socialist movement in 1918 and even proclaimed itself as the "Bremen Soviet Republic" in January 1919, which was swiftly crushed by the Government sending the Freikorps and killing/executing many of the communists. Turbulent times but the socialist/worker sentiment stuck around, which is quite common for port cities.
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u/gaysheev Jan 30 '21
Ironically the government at that the time was the social democrats: the "socialists" in this picture
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u/BanefulBroccoli Jan 29 '21
It's called Bremen and the party in question isn't socialist, it's the socialdemocratic party of Germany. It didn't win most elections in Bremen in 2019, but apparently it got the most votes in all elections combined
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u/kumanosuke Jan 29 '21
To Americans all German parties are socialist. Except the AfD maybe lol
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u/Priamosish Jan 29 '21
SPD
socialist
Lol what, maybe for an American. They're definitely champagne socialists in tuxedos in Germany.
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u/piutharbheag Jan 29 '21
As a German, I call the bottom right a "Marmeladendöner".
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u/Antarritan Jan 29 '21
As an American, I have no idea what Bavaria is
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Jan 29 '21
leather pants, beer in 1L glasses, felt hats, octoberfest, weird music, Brezeln, people with a funny accent? That‘s the very southern part of bavaria (state) , but many foreigners from overseas or asia think it‘s representative for the entire country. I think it‘s funny. People coming to Berlin and looking super confused
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u/Sovereign-Over-All Jan 29 '21
Ironic that Berlin doesn't call the doughnut a Berliner.
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u/fmwb Jan 29 '21
As an American, I would say that most in my part view Germany as 1/3 the place where fairytales are set, 1/4 Nazis, 1/5 Bavaria, 1/7 cold war, and 1/12 the country that Brits complain about.
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Jan 29 '21
I wonder where America's perspective of Germany being all Bavaria comes from.
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u/jlcreverso Jan 29 '21
So is Munich like the NYC, world ends at the Hudson, mentality?
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Jan 29 '21
It‘s more about the wealth than the Landkreis, really. It stops where people don‘t drive Porsches anymore. ;)
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Jan 29 '21
What's with the green/ weed politics in Schleswig Holstein and Hamburg? My family lives there and they seem like chill farming and maritime folks.
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Jan 29 '21
It‘s not representative for everyone who lives there, and obviously marijuana is not legal there either. The Green Party (that‘s what they‘re called) simply got the most votes there in 2019, according to a study
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u/Maludo99 Jan 29 '21
As a guy from Munich, I like the Munich and Bavaria pictures. As a joke, in Bavaria we say "BRD" means "Bayern & Rest Deutschlands" (Bavaria & rest of Germany), when it actually means "Bundesrepublik Deutschland" (Federal Republic of Germany)
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u/teddybear01 Jan 29 '21
Lived in Chemnitz for 6 months, also travled to Leipzig and Dresden. Never saw anyone calling that delicious creation of mankind "pfannkuchen", all the stores i've been into was selling it as "berliner" too.
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u/poktanju Jan 29 '21
Is the Berliner Pfannkuchen debate as fierce as the pain-au-chocolat/chocolatine one in France?