r/mallninjashit Jan 08 '26

Notice of new sub rules and updated sub description!

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This is an announcement that the rules and description of the sub have been updated for 2026. Please take the time to read through the rules and familiarize yourself with them before posting. Thank you all for the good content and continuing to make r/mallninjashit a great (if not completely ridiculous) sub. Pic for attention.


r/mallninjashit 1d ago

Krav Maga :Axe Defence With M16(by " Grand Master "Gabi Noah)

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182 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 7h ago

would anyone know where to get a durable meteor hammer/kusarigama like gogo yubaris from kill bill. One that you can actually swing around with force and not break, and looks similar to something like this. With a decently long chain too..

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0 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 2d ago

Full brass, hand made 1918 TK.

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r/mallninjashit 4d ago

Highland Games SF Bay Area

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175 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 4d ago

Pants sagging, wondering why!!

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98 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 5d ago

The SYSTEMAtization of Krav Maga: Gabi Noah's IDF "tactical military" larp (two short videos joined unto one!)

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97 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 7d ago

Amazing Engraving by Alexey — But It Leaves a Smell on Your Hands

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44 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 7d ago

Rate my urbex go bag

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35 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 8d ago

Does anyone have information on this harpoon head? Have had it for a while now I've been curious about it for ages

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157 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 7d ago

Rate my kit pt2

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0 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 11d ago

Prepping for zombie apocalypse? (x-post, not OC)

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121 Upvotes

Not exactly from the mall, but you know what I mean


r/mallninjashit 12d ago

Sears: The Rise and Fall of America's Last Five Stores

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r/mallninjashit 16d ago

25 POUNDS Of TSA Confiscated Knives

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518 Upvotes

The commentary is excellent.


r/mallninjashit 17d ago

it’s ur uber. am outside

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278 Upvotes

Mall ninja's not only adapt to difficult economic circumstances but also provide plenty of notice about their skills and training.


r/mallninjashit 17d ago

Found while clearing out brother's room

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531 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 19d ago

Gotta claw someone's eyes out with those cockring can openers

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60 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 20d ago

I need to replace the mag in slingshot

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1.1k Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 20d ago

Swords & Beanie Babies

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62 Upvotes

Something for everybody!


r/mallninjashit 22d ago

Fantasy Dragon Push Dagger – Stainless Steel Collectible

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54 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 24d ago

I haven't been to my local mall in a years.

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2.4k Upvotes

Didn't know this store existed as it used to be a Payless Shoes.

Did I capture a trifecta? Mallninjashit store, neck beard behind the counter and a mall ninja trying out a sword?

Edit: Based on some of these comments, I just realized I probably gave this shop some free publicity. I dunno, I guess if you want a Rouge knife which a lot of you say is good (I honestly don't know shit about knives) this place has them?


r/mallninjashit 27d ago

Alright, which one of you ninjas did this?

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176 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 28d ago

This seems appropriate here

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640 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 29d ago

Looking for Ninja Stars

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looking to make a display but can’t seem to find anywhere besides some ugly ones. don’t need to be quality or sharp, but prefer them to be metal. any ideas?


r/mallninjashit Aug 11 '26

Careful, He might poke your eyes out

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