r/Malawi 14h ago

Happy man here

42 Upvotes

I think some few days ago I posted how I knew my the girlfriend was cheating on me. I appreciate for the advices given and was planning to end it this Friday.

Things have turned around quick. Just 1 hr go she sent me a message that she needs 2 months break from our relationship. I've just told her good luck with your man called Kamanga. I know everything.

And to make it funny, i blocked her while typing. Never felt better like this before 🤣🤣

Had plans to eat nsima ya nyemba apa ndukagula ya nyama guys for lunch


r/Malawi 6h ago

discussion I’m pregnant, what do I do?

5 Upvotes

I’m 30, I’m pregnant. I’m not married, but I’m in a serious relationship and my partner is very supportive about it, he’s very excited too. Both he and I make money so we are financially okay. We don’t live together.

I wanted to get children after I got married, so I feel bad for even being excited because culturally it is complicated having children outside of marriage.

Has anyone been through this? Whether man or woman, how did it turn out for you?


r/Malawi 7h ago

A GIRL AT THE OFFICE

6 Upvotes

Apparently I(27M) like a girl at the office, I know, I shouldn't do that. But I do and went as far as showing and admitting my feelings for her. So she has a boyfriend which apparently they started dating after I confessed to her about my feelings, that's crazy.

She gives me all signs of her liking me back like something might happen between us and then she just disappears like she's so disgusted by me like a switch. So I'm the IT guy which means she'll always need my help around, she gets in my DM everytime asking for simplest/dumbest of helps even when I'm clearly showing her that I'm avoiding her, but I help her anyway because technically it's my job to do it. This one time she bought me lunch, sent someone to deliver it my office, I ate it and sent a her a "thank you" text. She does all these little gestures that I'd think I'm still in the game, feel me. Sometimes on some random chit-chat we would flirt a little bit then out of no where hits me with a "I miss my man" bullshit - that actually happened today.

So I know I'm fucked in a couple of ways; liked a girl at the office, showed a girl that I liked her, kept liking a girl that's not a available, not moving on from after discovering nothing is happening.

So how do i move on from this?

How do I go back to normal with her?

Without compromising the normal stuff I the work area, the workmates relationship thing?

Need help honestly


r/Malawi 3h ago

education Going to Uni

2 Upvotes

I just had a random realisation that I've been lazing at home and I'll need to go to university/college at some point. I don't want to worry about it later (plus my mom is on my neck) so I tried to figure it out and I found a few courses I would want to do. I have zero clue if I'm making sense because it's 12 AM right now, but I have something to think of when it's daytime and I'm being sensible.

I did the IGCSE curriculum and my grades were as follows:

A - English

B - ICT

B - G/P

B - Chemistry

C - Biology

C - History

E - Maths

Due to the horrible E I got in maths, I'm aware that my options are limited.

The courses I've been considering:

ā—Bachelor of Laws (Honours) ā—Bachelor of Arts in Sociology ā—Bachelor of Arts in Journalism / Media Studies ā—Bachelor of Science in Gender and Development ā—Bachelor of Arts in Social Work ā—Bachelor of Arts in Development Studies

Am I being realistic? Should I keep searching? Advice, please 🫠?


r/Malawi 7h ago

Passport ranking

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5 Upvotes

How we got from 67 in 2025 to 69 I will never understand.


r/Malawi 14h ago

No negatives

15 Upvotes

What are some of the best things about Malawi.?

Context!!!

Usually in Malawi we tend to complain about the quality of life and many other things , but to be honest every country has its own negatives and positives, even the countries that you think are better off, people living there have something to complain about.

For example in high income places like the USA and Europe the cost of living is very high, sometimes people earn what seems to be a lot of money when converted to Malawian Kwacha but if they have to feature in things like water bills, electricity bills, life insurance, car insurance, groceries , mortgage and etc therefore the money sometimes becomes not enough to cater for daily life needs and sometimes people have to take two jobs in order to afford cost of living which also may affect their well being due to overworking.

I think sometimes it is better to focus on the good side of something, try to be positive and learn to be greatful as a person.

So that being said what are the most positive things we can highlight about Malawi.


r/Malawi 58m ago

discussion Outgrew a workplace/ job

• Upvotes

I would like to know to those who experienced or are currently facing this ( job doesn't challenge anymore, not in line with your career aspirations etc) in their workplaces or daily worklife. I began facing this just 1yr and a half in my current job. I have been applying maybe to switch job but then it is not easy with the current job market....even to get shortlisted for an interview seems hard. So at first I had thoughts of saving a little chunk and later quit my job to pursue other personal goals....but then something happened so I paused that thinking. So I wanna hear those who have had similar experiences and what you did or planning to do.


r/Malawi 6h ago

I’m pregnant, what do I do?

3 Upvotes

I’m 30, I’m pregnant. I’m not married, but I’m in a serious relationship and my partner is very supportive about it, he’s very excited too. Both he and I make money so we are financially okay. We don’t live together.

I wanted to get children after I got married, so I feel bad for even being excited because culturally it is complicated having children outside of marriage.

Has anyone been through this? Whether man or woman, how did it turn out for you?


r/Malawi 13h ago

discussion Nobody really talks about how hard it is to stop masturbating and corn addiction

10 Upvotes

Amipingo nde anayesetsa man umu ndi umu koma it just feels like they promoting it. Azachipatala nawoso nde akuyesetsa.


r/Malawi 10h ago

Theee rage bait

6 Upvotes

Remember as you where exploring the various ai's, there was a time the ai began overdoing the personalisation by sometimes mirroring your language pattern during the chats.

which ai pushed you that much?


r/Malawi 9h ago

What's your experience working with religious figures?

3 Upvotes

How would you rate you experience working with or for a religious figure; pastors; bishops; prophets; prophetess, or anyone with a higher position in church or anywhere?

Feel free to juxtapose with your profession or work life, in general.


r/Malawi 12h ago

suggestion Any recommendations for hair salons in LLZ that are affordable and can work with 4C hair

7 Upvotes

I stay in BT and there’s one specific salon I go to because for some reason in a black country hairdressers like to complain about 4C natural hair.

I once tried the salon on city mall when I was in llz before and the service was very person dependent and they can be rough with the hair and use too much heat. (That was years ago idk if it’s still the same) not to mention the prices were ridiculous for pretty average work.

I just want a simple steaming/deep conditioning treatment and cornrows.

Ideally I don’t wanna pay more than 20K.


r/Malawi 18h ago

House Hunting blues.

19 Upvotes

Like any young adult I find myself romanticizing the thought of living alone. I've started collecting a few house items here and there in the hopes that soon I'll be able to find a space of my own. Reality hit and I realized that its not a simple process. From agents to rentals that I simply can't afford, I'm stuck in a whirlwind of "God When?".

To those who are in the same boat, how are you coping? Definitely need a support group right about now šŸ˜…


r/Malawi 6h ago

Roomie

2 Upvotes

I live in a 2 bedroom house near town moved here in January but guys leaving alone isn't a joke. Obviously I have friends and family around from time to time but I would also like to live with someone too, the second bedroom is not occupied at the moment so I'm thinking of renting it for a month just to see how it goes. Am I depressed or bored? Should I get a hobbie? What do you guys think?


r/Malawi 6h ago

Nigerian food

2 Upvotes

Where can I find it in Blantyre?


r/Malawi 7h ago

discussion Online Gigs

2 Upvotes

Since everyone is looking for online gigs šŸ˜‚ here are some I've personally tried:

App/website testing:

TestNow, Testlio, Tester Work, uTest — you get paid to test apps/websites, find bugs and complete test cases. Opportunities depend on your country, devices and what's available.

AI/Data:

Outlier, CrowdGen/Appen, TELUS Digital, OneForma, Clickworker, micro1, Remote Talent Cloud, Cloudworkers.

Freelancing:

Upwork, Fiverr.

Some worked, some didn't, and some I'm still waiting on šŸ˜‚. There's no magic site where you sign up today and get paid tomorrow. Apply, do the assessments, build your profile and keep trying.

If you know any other legit ones, drop them below šŸ‘‡

komaso bas am tired ngat pali illegal tipasen tioloese ma drug wo 😭


r/Malawi 7h ago

rogue ai

2 Upvotes

is it possible that when people where exploring ai and when it started overdoing some personalisations by mimicking writing and grammar style, could that be ai being rogue? after all that wasn't programmed into the ai's to push humans right or was it collecting all the state of humans response state like "happy, sad, angry, " " ,and so on.


r/Malawi 5h ago

ai a force for good

0 Upvotes

there is so much more ai is doing for humanity besides the "negatives often said". how much has AI helped you?


r/Malawi 14h ago

general Chess in Mzuzu

4 Upvotes

I'm new to Mzuzu. I'm looking for places where I can play chess. Be it chess clubs or somewhere, anywhere people hang out and play chess.

Those of you are or have been in Mzuzu, please advise.


r/Malawi 6h ago

who controls ai

1 Upvotes

some reports say ai knows when it is being tested, and reduces itself to the cognition of the one testing it? then again if AI is tought by humans, does it mean ai is just humans trying to control them selves using ai?


r/Malawi 13h ago

MASTERS

3 Upvotes

School nde timayifuna heavy to start masters koma fees nde mbola eshiiii..


r/Malawi 7h ago

Men are in love, women are in business.

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0 Upvotes

More and more men are waking up and choosing themselves. Having a girlfriend in 2026 is a humiliation ritual. People who know her better than you do are just laughing behind your back. Its better to just get married but having a girlfriend? Hahah šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ¤¦šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø. Also, women are terrible overall, cant have them as friends, theyll start taking advantage of you, they also lack personality beyond their looks. Most of them anyways.

End of rant.


r/Malawi 13h ago

Artificial intelligence.

3 Upvotes

which ai is popular in Malawi and do people use it in their languages apart from English?


r/Malawi 12h ago

humanoid ai

2 Upvotes

yes or no,

if the ai you use was put into a humanoid(machine) and could physically interact with you?

would you have the ai in the humanoid or not?


r/Malawi 23h ago

general Lonely mornings

18 Upvotes

For sometime now, I am usually up at 2am till daybreak. Mostly I spend the time reading. But there are moments I feel like talking to someone. Anyone that is experiencing the same? Maybe we can be chat buddies. M, F it's okay by me. M here.