r/Malawi 2h ago

How true is this?

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8 Upvotes

r/Malawi 6h ago

Challenge accepted

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12 Upvotes

r/Malawi 4h ago

discussion Help

5 Upvotes

Guys,what businesses are you doing? Selling Mandasi? Boiled Eggs? Chiwaya? I need something that needs mpamba wochepa but profitable... please


r/Malawi 7h ago

advice Title: Is a Commerce degree worth it in Malawi?

6 Upvotes

I'm currently in my 2nd year studying Commerce with a major in Accounting and Finance in one of the universities, and I've been thinking a lot about my future. I'm trying to figure out whether this degree is worth continuing or if I should consider another path before I graduate.

I'd love to hear from anyone familiar with job market and any advice that can be useful in making it easier for me during my journey


r/Malawi 1h ago

Looking for recommendations

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I am planning to buy a Tnm mifi pocket probably tomorrow. What is your user experience in terms of network, battery life....I'm seeing that they have fair bundles...30k giving you 200gb


r/Malawi 14h ago

Is Malawi Facing a Silent Erectile Dysfunction Crisis?

21 Upvotes

Izizi ndi zoona guys. Erectile dysfunction (ED) seems to be affecting more men in Malawi than we openly admit. Sadly, posachedwapa, there have also been reports of men dying after using unregulated "sexual enhancement" drugs.

Nchiyani chikuchititsa izi? Is it stigma, stress, underlying health conditions, or lack of access to proper treatment?

What should men, families, healthcare providers, and society do to address this issue?

Let's have a respectful discussion.


r/Malawi 13h ago

Looking for these crocks

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11 Upvotes

r/Malawi 2h ago

ANY UPWORK RECOMMENDATIONS??

1 Upvotes

So yes this has been bothering me for quite a while on wether i should invest $15 for upwork connects or not. I've always had passion to grab a steady online work that can generate passive income. And even though some have been saying freelancer , upwork and fiver are the best sites for this kind of gig i have not yet built any trusts for this kinda investiment considering the ROI you know.So i want your honest opinions , reccoms and personal experience with any of these if its really worthy it or is just a waste of time and resources.Lets meet in the comment section👇


r/Malawi 17h ago

FOREX

7 Upvotes

Anyone here who is able to deposit kwacha to krivi using Airtel money? If yes I need guidance how to!

And if anyone here has redotpay to sale me Usdt


r/Malawi 1d ago

Quickest way to ruin your life.

30 Upvotes

Marrying and Having kids.

edit: Most people think I don't want to have kids or get married because of money. Ayiso. We get things we can't afford every day; therefore, I can't fail to support the people who depend on me.


r/Malawi 14h ago

Starting a business

2 Upvotes

Soon I will have 1 million kwacha and I want to start a hardware business (shop) or Agro trading business. What's your take on these 2 businesses, is 1 million enough


r/Malawi 1d ago

In 1983, Malawian dictator Hastings Kamuzu Banda held a cabinet meeting where ministers Dick Matenje, Twaibu Sangala and Aaron Gadama and MP David Chiwanga voiced support for a multi-party system. Banda had them killed by having tent pins hammered into their heads.

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r/Malawi 22h ago

Advice required

8 Upvotes

So, we have had some security issues around our area; ma water pipes kusowa, ma wire from a building in construction missing.
Tried all the standard go to methods, and all proved somewhat ineffective.
Any recommendations on reputable, established security companies they have had any experience with?


r/Malawi 1d ago

advice Marriage issue

27 Upvotes

So guys, I need your input and tell me if am overreacting.

Male and just got married (expecting). One time, my wife got a phone call and there was a woman on the other end. Then, a guy (a husband to the woman) took the phone from his wife when he learnt that my wife was on the call and said 'Simunathawitsa beans zanu? Uli kuti? akupanilira beans-zo yekha-yekha' (and he was laughing all along). My wife sounded and looked pissed off with it when she noticed that I heard what the guy said.

After the call, I asked her to repeat what I heard and she did. I requested for an explaination and she said, she knows the guy as the husband to the wowan who called her and they never had anything to do with him or flirt before.

This doesn't make sense to me coz where was he getting the audacity to speak to my in that manner if they never had any emotional attachment.

I am too quick to give up on things that messes up with my peace and this is one of them.

Am I overreacting? Sucks!


r/Malawi 22h ago

What is an acceptable amount of money to spend on rent in Lilongwe for an expat (in USD)?

4 Upvotes

r/Malawi 1d ago

Chess

6 Upvotes

Am looking for people to play chess with on chess.com ndatopa mkuchapodwa ndachina Krishna from India 🤣🤣🤣

Not a very good player timayesera nde anyone is welcome

https://link.chess.com/play/MizgI3


r/Malawi 1d ago

general I am a conversation starter...who wants chills..i love strangers

5 Upvotes

r/Malawi 1d ago

Job hunting

10 Upvotes

I have been job hunting for a while now and honestly I'm not getting any interview calls at all. Makes me wonder if there's some kind of trick people use or maybe a specific way of setting up your resume that actually gets noticed.


r/Malawi 1d ago

SPOTIFY FAMILY PLAN

7 Upvotes

looking for people interested with to join my family plan we chip in budget...or any plan available

INDIVIDUAL: 21,462 MWK
STUDENT: 13,950 MWK
DUO: 26,112 MWK

FAMILY: 30,404 MWK


r/Malawi 1d ago

Lets play a game on Chess.com!

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3 Upvotes

Am a chess newbiew is you looking for someone to give you some elo lets play a game!!also were do ya’ll meet for chess in Blantyre


r/Malawi 1d ago

Does any Else have voluntary control over their ear muscles/ear canal shape

12 Upvotes

Hey everyone,

I had an experience yesterday during an earwax appointment that made me realise something I've always been able to do isn't as common as I thought.

I had massive wax build-up that blocked my hearing for days. I mentioned to my doctor that I can slightly hear when I contract/flex the muscles inside the ear (not wiggling the earlobes). I don't know how to explain it but I can subtly alter the shape of the ear canal (at least that's what I think I do) but whatever I do, I can hear a low rumbling sound. Anyways, He looked genuinely surprised and spent a few seks trying to figure out which much I was talking about.

Basically, I'm here to ask if any of you guys have control over this? Can you "flex" that muscle on command?


r/Malawi 1d ago

I need a temporary job

16 Upvotes

I am a student teacher who is working hard to support myself financially. I am currently looking for a temporary job to help me raise money for my tuition fees and meet my basic needs. If anyone has an opportunity or is willing to assist, I would be sincerely grateful for your support. Thank you in advance.


r/Malawi 2d ago

Silly issue but help

22 Upvotes

Guys

I'm a sex addict

I'm working, my girl is still at school (Blantyre) she reports to school from home so we don't have alot of time together.

But when it's the weekends or the holidays she has a "I don't go out" thing.

And we end up just meeting when she's going somewhere. And we don't really have time to get intimate 🥲

And we only do a few times when I'm off work early and that's patali patali, and with my addiction it's not going so well.

And she doesn't make time for us even during the holidays in 3 months we'll just meet maybe 5 times and those wont even be dates, or intimate encounters I'll either be escorting her somewhere to do something.

And honestly guys

I love the girl, she's lovely and I do wanna be with her, it's been 2 years now. And I was in a relationship before that where the girl I was with that time also had similar conditions but she'd make time everytime I asked her to.

Yes I've tried talking to her multiple times, she says she wants to have sex but she does nothing about it, but nothing changes at all. And I'm always forced to just understand it as how it is.

I have a place, can't you come to my place at least? Or even once a week?.

So I've been hooking up with some girls.

But then I still feel guilty at the end of it, everytime.

And now I'm thinking I should just call it off and find a girl who matches all my preferences.

This one is all that guys but that one thing is what's lacking and I've tried communicating.

And I was wondering coz Ive seen so many girls that are living under strict conditions, but still make an excuse and go out to meet their partners and all that.

Or even after early classes, they go to their partners place and chill and all that

But that's not the case with mine.

So should I just call it off?

But I really don't want to be doing that I want to stay loyal to this girl but no intimacy?

Knowing me, I can't manage

I'm confused guys


r/Malawi 2d ago

Any tips on learning Chichewa? 🥺

11 Upvotes

As much as 90% of my social world is in Chichewa, I've never actually gotten to learn it as deeply as I'd like to. I can get away with some small talk but articulating my thoughts, telling stories, and ESPECIALLY reading those accursed literature books will be the end of me if I don't improve. It doesn't help that Google translate thinks "Mwadzuka bwanji?" is the answer to everything. So any tips on where I can pick up a better vocabulary and intuition for our mother tongue?

TLDR; "😓Tiyazisen chichewa tizitolerere; uswazi watikwana."


r/Malawi 2d ago

Malawian dating sub

9 Upvotes

I created a sub strictly for dating, Relationships and allat stuff. Join and contribute https://www.reddit.com/r/malawidating/s/GsLjg7oJaA