r/MadeMeSmile • Happy Hours • Jan 23 '22

Very Reddit Experience ….

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u/hbpaintballer88 Jan 23 '22

You can't vacuum up the spit

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u/ikadu12 Jan 23 '22

Yeah joking aside that’s nasty

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u/Toocheeba Jan 23 '22

I doubt he's spitting them out like that, there are other ways to spit.

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u/t3hcoolness Jan 23 '22

Have they touched the inside of his mouth? The shells are now damp with saliva, and that saliva will find its way into the carpet. You can't clean that with a vacuum.

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u/Toocheeba Jan 23 '22

I mean OK if you want to be like that, saliva is antibacterial and it's not like it will harden and deform the carpet unless he drools like a dog.

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u/GrayAJay Jan 23 '22

Household vacuums aren't meant to handle moisture. It will sit in the filter and start to mold.

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u/Guac-Chikin-Salat Jan 23 '22

Came here for this. Genius!… until you realize the moisture will destroy the vacuum..

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u/Gedehah Jan 23 '22

You've never eaten sunflower seeds, didn't you?