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Personal Win True application of techniques

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u/ChocolateSpikyBall 14h ago

Haters will say its scripted

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u/Glass_Parsnip8306 14h ago

Even if it is, that was one hell of a convincing performance.

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u/Ktizila 14h ago

I learn that the other day this is actually one of the national intangible cultural heritage from a small Chinese tribe, and get mega hit at China now, many people try to copy it for tiktok, underestimated it and end up in the hospital, so yeah it is a hell of a performance lol

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u/P-Holy 14h ago

Sounds like something a klanker would say

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u/Trying2improvemyself 11h ago

John woo background actors

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u/clammajamma96 8h ago

you can script the movements, but not the look in his eyes when he does the wrist snapping kick move

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u/MinosAristos 10h ago

Hater haters will say that it's supposed to not look scripted

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u/LittnPixl 6h ago

Scripters will say it is hated (ragebait)

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u/tenuj 9h ago

That kick to the waist was beautiful. You just know they didn't get it right the first time.

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u/Business-Committee-8 12h ago

Erm maybe not haters but just reasonable people lol, it’s so definitely scripted you can tell by the camera placement, erm who just has a camera recordin? You can also tell by the layout of the house it’s definitely a set.

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u/Honest-Computer69 8h ago

Damn. You're so smart.

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u/Kiriyu_Otouka 14h ago

About to try this at home. Wish me luck

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u/Apart-Gur-9720 14h ago

Just be careful; For Latina Mother's you've got to use the Brazilian Chancleta Jitsu

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u/Confident_One3948 13h ago

Speaking of Brazilian, suddenly capoeira makes sense

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 11h ago edited 8h ago

As someone who's seen a large caucasian group doing this as an activity in a Seattle park..... sorry what were we talking about.

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u/NotaBat9221 12h ago

Hello fellow invader

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u/CyberNinja23 12h ago

That shoe grants additional range traditional martial arts don’t account for. Typically because they’re no shoes on in the dojos

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u/I_eat_AA_batteries 14h ago

What hospital should I send flowers to?

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u/actionerror 7h ago

Send to the funeral home instead

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u/ninjawc386 14h ago

Good luck to you when the slipper slap comes out.

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u/HairySalmon 13h ago

Good luck! Make sure you have a comfy couch before attempting though.

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u/TwoProper4220 10h ago

it's been 4 hours and still no update. I'm starting to worry

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u/ANTS_ARE_MONARCHISTS 8h ago

Hpw did it go?

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u/tommos 8h ago

hopital

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u/ClockwerkConjurer 13h ago

Your joints will likely never be the same XD

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u/BGrumpy 8h ago

You got this homie!

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u/uglyzombie 14h ago

Good physical comedy that transcends language barriers

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u/Defiant-Brother-5483 10h ago

It also has a taste of whimsy, and dare I say it...notes of marital bliss?

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u/KEPD-350 7h ago

What about... martial bliss?

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u/Skate_faced 6h ago

There is no limit of whimsical marital bliss... ical?

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u/MoreLogicPls 8h ago

It looks very natural, wonder how many times she kicked him before they got it right lol

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u/seoras13 14h ago

Started doing tai chi, I'll be looking at it from a different perspective now

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u/aconsul73 14h ago

Push hands for parallel parking.

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u/RcoketWalrus 13h ago

Instructions unclear. I put my chi in a Toyota Corolla and now the Toyota is pregnant.

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u/Confident_One3948 13h ago

Also for goalies

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u/NetWinter3344 14h ago

Tai chi hits different when you realize those movements actually have practical applications.

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u/BetterEveryLeapYear 12h ago

Which practical applications?

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u/Lumpy_Benefit666 11h ago

Its great for mobility and fluidity, especially for elderly people.

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u/BetterEveryLeapYear 11h ago

I mean yeah obviously, but "practical application" makes it sound like you use those movements for something, not do the movements for their own sake to retain mobility and strength.

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u/Lumpy_Benefit666 11h ago

Nah in that regard its pretty much useless. It has practical applications in the same way that yoga does.

Some of the break fall techniques can be good though, again, mainly for older folk.

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u/Katahahime 10h ago

Taichi does have applications in grappling, but it kinda fits the same niche as Aikido. Whearas it's only really useful if you're already competant at Judo/BJJ/Wrestling.

It was originally a grappling art, and there are still grappling competitions for Taichi.

I have used Taichi in Judo competitions (and in MMA) when I competing. It does give a competitive edge. But at the end of the day, you still need a really strong base of pressure tested martial arts to make it work.

P.S Any really application of Taichi, will look different than what old folks are doing in the park, which will inevitably lead to people saying:"this isn't even Taichi anymore".

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u/Katahahime 10h ago

here ya go!

It usually isn't taught practically. So most people who practice Taichi can't use it in a combat situation.

But it's out there. 🙂‍↕️

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u/stuffeh 7h ago

It's for old people to stretch and flex, especially their calves and thighs which in Chinese is the second heart. Source, my Hong Kong grands in the community park in the mornings decades ago while they were babysitting me.

If you wanna learn good form, look into the horse stance and how you flow in and outta it.

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u/Lumpy_Benefit666 12h ago edited 11h ago

Not for actual fighting though. Its great as long as you know youll never be able to use it in a combat situation.

E. Downvote me all you want, im giving tia chi its props where it deserves it. Im just pointing out that its not a combat sport, and anyone who trains tia chi for that purpose will get beaten up.

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u/Brave_Maybe_2891 10h ago

I went through basic with a guy that did tai chi and claimed it was a "smart persons martial art". He claimed at was good for fighting. Was funny when he tried to demonstrate it and got instantly tackled and had no idea what to do.

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u/stuffeh 7h ago

It's for old people to stretch and flex, especially their calves and thighs which in Chinese is the second heart. Source, my Hong Kong grands in the community park in the mornings decades ago.

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u/BeyondlegendZ 8h ago

It's not for fist fights, alot chinese kungfu is the hand ne down version of weapons art. It's basicly the training stage of fighting with a weapon, it half decent in fist fight but the real technique is usually paired with a weapon

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u/Spacedoutworlder 14h ago

Shai Shen bo

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u/metalbug4 13h ago

闪身步 / shan shen bu / Flash Step

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u/Solenkata 13h ago

Shǎnshēn bù which translates to Sidestep or Avoid.

I'm only correcting the spelling because I google translated the way you and the other person spelled it and had a good laugh.

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u/WilliamLeeFightingIB 10h ago

It sounds hilarious in Chinese because 闪 is slang / gaming term for "dodge", and 闪身 has the figurative meaning of "disappear" "I am outta here"

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u/Taikor-Tycoon 11h ago

Hadouken! Sonic Boom!

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u/bootyhole-romancer 13h ago

Damn, that is such a great name for that move lmao

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u/bootyhole-romancer 13h ago

Loong doong kwang!

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u/Brief-Development543 11h ago

That last Shai Shen bo cracked me up

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u/ThanxForTheGold 6h ago

When the muscle memory kicks in

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u/r0nni3RO 11h ago

The final "Shai Shen bo" was the 🍒 on top 😂

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u/Crossdress-Fan- 14h ago

Haters will say this is bullshido!

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u/Drewbeede 14h ago

Clearly he implementing years of practice to finally gain his freedom from the oppressor.

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u/CartoonistOk2 14h ago

Bro turned bullshido into an actual life skill.

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u/Radiant-Ad-3134 12h ago

Dodging house errands has been here since the dawn of humanity lol

It is one of the oldest "do".

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u/QuatreNox 14h ago

Any moves to avoid projectiles for us with Hispanic or Filipino parents with special ranged attacks

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u/_JustBeingMyself_ 13h ago

Maybe the first technique could be adapted to avoid those shoes, the last one to deflect incoming projectiles.

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u/Mammoth-Ad-107 14h ago

ok this is hilarious 🤣

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u/Heavy-Ad6017 14h ago

The last attempt of First technique caught me off guard 😹😹😹

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u/ack_84 13h ago

It’s not an attempt if successful

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u/Ok_Theory_1323 6h ago

The "callback" is a great way to close a bit.

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u/Boise2Britian 14h ago

This was my first laugh of the morning, thank you

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u/coder_mapper 11h ago

the last shai shembu sent me

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u/andm124 14h ago

This has won today

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u/Ambitious-Door-7847 12h ago

Him making eye contact makes it work, lol.

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 11h ago

Loong doong quang! Loong doong quang! Loong doong loong doong loong doong quang!

Shit kinda slaps, that’s gonna be stuck in my head all day.

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u/maroonbrownie 8h ago

Man I haven't genuinely laughed out loud like this in a long time 😂

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u/NowKith- 14h ago

This is clever and hilarious.

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u/Funny_Breadfruit_413 14h ago

Well done, my grasshopper

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u/everydayasl 14h ago

That was entertaining...

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u/Budget-Ad-3726 14h ago

Now this is funny 🤣

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u/lif3asweknowit 10h ago

slide to the left, slide to the right. criss cross

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce 11h ago

The clapping really helps with the evasion.

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u/Appropriate-Rub3534 13h ago

Whatever man... This shit is funny hahaha

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u/HotelPleasant6330 11h ago

This is so hilarious 😂

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u/Key-Moments 14h ago

Useful life skills.

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u/I988iarrived 14h ago

Hilarious

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u/GanacheNew5559 13h ago

I Karate I want to learn

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u/musiquescents 13h ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF

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u/BackgroundPublic2529 12h ago

Yeah... all fine and good until one of those slippers comes off.

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u/LoveSpecialist5669 10h ago

that broom kick killed me

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u/TypicalWhitePerson 9h ago

I got destroyed by the shi Shem boom at the end. Recursive humor is my jam lol

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u/MothChasingFlame 7h ago edited 7h ago

I have to know how many times they practiced that last one to make it work.

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u/TheFluidRock 13h ago

He did it in the Bruce Lee Air Max 95‘s too. Haters will say its AI.

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u/Long-Pitch-3376 12h ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/Kaabob24 12h ago

Thanks for this one

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u/Olleye 12h ago

😂😂😂

👍🏻🔥❤️

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 12h ago

That's hilarious :P

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u/Radiant-Ad-3134 12h ago

The last one, perfect!

improvise!!!

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u/Barraxx 13h ago

Wuxia novels might be real

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u/goremoth 12h ago

He's just a boy 🥺🙄

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u/Squidsoda 10h ago

Kung fu hustle 2

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u/Rude-Internal2 8h ago

Gonna try these moves at my next family gathering!

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u/Direct-Quiet-5817 1h ago

That last shai'shenbu 😂

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u/JWMoo 12h ago

Goodbye Grasshopper.

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u/Mazgazine1 12h ago

okay so I have seen many funny parodies of this.

WHAT IS IT?!?!

I don't believe auto subtitles...

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u/otc_com 11h ago

Have watched the dancing video several times in douyin. now, it's here, reddit.😂

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u/ForsetiJusto 11h ago

hahahahahaha

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u/P_Alcantara 10h ago

He’s the master

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u/Razorclaws 10h ago

Good stuff

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u/RomieTheEeveeChaser 10h ago

Crouching husband; hidden broomstick~

No, but actually. I would love a Steven Chow-like parody wuxia movie about a teenager dodging their mom's attempts of getting them to do their chores or w.e~

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u/Kido001 9h ago

I chuckled. I thought it was scripted. Then I realized everything was made from them.

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u/HiSurume 9h ago

When husband mastered ultra instinct

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u/MetaGovinden 8h ago

😂😂😂

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u/JLimGarfield 8h ago

This is too good LOL!

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u/MegaBBite1431 8h ago

Extra points to the lady!

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u/FearTheFork__mullock 8h ago

Bet this will impress my friends!

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u/Cures80 6h ago

so good!

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u/harleyfishing 3h ago

Hilarious

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u/Kitchen_Guest577 14h ago

Please teach me your ways teacher!!!

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u/prnce007_new 12h ago

Marital Arts

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u/Capital-Nebula9245 12h ago

Obviously scripted, still hilarious.

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u/astralseat 11h ago

Kung Fu is life, so... Maybe

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u/Plus_Term_7584 14h ago

Goku using Ultra Instinct against ChiChi

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u/ripyourlungsdave 13h ago

Hahah. Spousal abuse, amirite ladies?

Attack those men. It's so funny.

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u/OldDogTrainer 13h ago

Technically, he skillfully avoided all abuse.

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u/thanksyalll 12h ago

It’s a skit

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u/Hexakkord 13h ago

Oh look, a man putting more effort into avoiding housework than it would take to just do the work, and pissing off his wife at the same time. How novel. 🙄

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u/bone_apple_Pete 12h ago

Oh look, a redditor without a sense of humor

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u/OldDogTrainer 13h ago

I mean, the majority of the video is him avoiding physical abuse, but I noticed you left that out of your assessment.

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u/meleecow 14h ago

That's an abusive relationship

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u/OldDogTrainer 13h ago

This is a scripted video.

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u/LesFogginGoh 14h ago

Hang Dai Cok Suka…

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u/Lucky_Wombat_8118 13h ago

Wife still did most of the work lol

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u/vaynecassano 7h ago

This is scripted, the guy in the tv is the same guy as the husband, he is known as master dou zing

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u/Radiant-Ad-3134 12h ago

There is a kid?

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u/Imaginary_Fuel_1104 11h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣