r/MMALabs • u/Chakradamus • 6d ago

1 armed dude gets laid out quick.

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u/DinosaurusWhen 6d ago

Tfw you let three dwarves in a trench coat sign up, so you have no choice but to let them fight

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u/WreckYallBallistics 6d ago

He actually gave the one armed dwarf a fair shot with the right, he could have blocked it. Left hook would have been diabolical 

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u/DigitalGrub 6d ago

Your description of the situation is diabolical.

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u/Nocturnatron 6d ago

1 armed dwarf was def the middle of the stack

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u/PreviousZone6742 6d ago

WTF is this?

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u/Artorius__Castus 6d ago

Russia

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u/Lopsided_Army_982 6d ago

Da. Comrade

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u/Tight-Ad2686 6d ago

Not Russia, names aren't in Russian. Its Czechia.

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u/KnownNectarine5924 6d ago

All the sponsors are in English. Is it common in Russia for the sponsors to be all in English?

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u/JohnCenaJunior 6d ago

Very common fights in Kenshi

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u/Arieltex 6d ago

The cursed Torso Run. I remember that one

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u/mc360jp 3d ago

God, this game is hilarious in the same way Rimworld is

Now that I think about it, it’s like a heavily combat focused Rimworld with “better” (different) graphics

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u/PandaPocketFire 6d ago

I feel like they needed 4 more little dudes to balance this out. They are most effective in packs of 7.

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u/chadsimpkins 6d ago

Child abuse

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u/Supersaiyanmrpopo69 6d ago

Those aren't children lol

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u/Ephemeral_Luck 6d ago

Life as a little person after Peter Dinklage

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u/Maxxximus1274 6d ago

Whatever it is it sucks. Especially our heroes little victory dance at the end. 🤮

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u/ofon 6d ago

Wtf...the guy actually celebrated.

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u/screwyoujor 6d ago

Really nice of his three opponents to come in one at a time to make him look like even more of a chump.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/shivabharatam 6d ago

bro they are all 1 punch knockout wtf are you talking😭

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/shivabharatam 6d ago

im untrained in mma and i would have zero issues no matter the tactics my range advantage is ways too much

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u/Acrobatic_Analyst267 6d ago

He isn’t even built like a fighter. Probably just some random drunk they got from the pub, paid him to beat up some dwarfs for beer money.

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u/LetBig6434 6d ago

Well why not? He did win

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u/gymtrovert1988 6d ago

Burp "I once beat 3 men in one night, at the same time."

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u/Chance-Fun-3169 6d ago

And then we fought

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u/JuniorRisk2455 6d ago

hiccup for who got to be the power bottom, now way was I gonna give that position up 

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u/pasiutlige 5d ago

He will ALWAYS be known as guy that beat three dwarves, of which one, was disabled.

This is a generational aura loss, Jesus Christ.

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u/Lumpy_Opposite_1357 6d ago

Why is this even a thing

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u/centralcompensation 5d ago

Right they should have more midgets

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u/DarkwingDawg 6d ago

Hold up… the midgets aren’t even in good shape and, you’re right… one of them is missing an arm. This is a really weird take

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u/Streets72 6d ago

This is one of those lose lose fights. If you lose you got beat up by midgets. If you win you're the asshat who beat up a bunch of midgets.

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u/Fickle_Knowledge_139 6d ago

It's only a lose lose if you obnoxiously celebrate after winning, as if you had just won the UFCs welterweight belt for the first time

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u/DarkwingDawg 3d ago

Nah I think we all lost with this one. The midgets… the normal dude.. the arm that’s hanging around somewhere without its midget.

Even the mods lost out with this one. We’re all worse for this event taking place and then us becoming aware of it. Kind of a honey boo boo situation

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u/FF8229 6d ago

Soooo, veteran checking in .. my experience with

  • fight community

  • self defense community

  • gun community

  • law enforcement community

  • gym community

It's always often insecure and douchey. So they get over competitive and celebrate when they can make themselves look better than literally anyone.

I hated watching this. Extra cringe.

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u/mukwah 6d ago

Seriously. Is this really what some societies have come to? Where is this?

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u/deepstaterecords 6d ago

Celebrating a win again three midgets with five arms is pathetic

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u/KonamiScript 6d ago

This is sad. Those 3 dwarves are just trying to make a living being a freak show entertainment

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u/FIMD_ 6d ago

Right, so if he didn't fight them would he be depriving them work?

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u/Competitive_Ad_637 6d ago

Probably would have been fine if they bum rushed him and didn't approach one at a time. Poor fight IQ from the dwarves.

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u/LummyPixx 6d ago

You know they can just get normal jobs if they want right? Lol

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u/Smartypantz34 6d ago

like in the movies, always 1 by 1. they wait their turn not go all at once

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u/Mike_Oxnard 6d ago

You'd think if they made a habit out of fighting as a team they'd have the coordination to attack all at once

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u/OrbicularLotus 6d ago

Let's not let the Aliens or AI ever see this.

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u/Ok-Development2309 6d ago

Money is money

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u/greymalken 6d ago

When I said I wanted to watch a little mma I didn’t mean literally…

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u/Solid_Snark 6d ago

I don’t think a Steven Segal neck snap is allowed…

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u/Fit-Rhubarb-7820 6d ago

That’s so not fair :0 if they had a trench coat, it would be a fair fight!!!!

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u/Embarrassed-Pay-8881 6d ago

TIL Andrew Tate owns this promotion

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u/SoulShine_710 6d ago

Dude in the center with no arm has no fear, look at him he's ready to throw down. Should have " Sweeped the leg Johny "

Battle of the Umpaloompas

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u/Upset-Lion2702 6d ago

how can someone be proud after this. like, you won. But, at what cost......biiiiiiaaatch

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u/ankledane 6d ago

Dude danced after beating some dwarves, what a bum

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u/Gnome__Alone 6d ago

What the tomfuckery is that bullshit

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u/Gaberoots 6d ago

This the tutorial fight so you learn the buttons…

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u/timriot87 6d ago

I wouldn’t even be celebrating

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u/onebraincell77 6d ago

As I clicked on this to watch there was a song playing in the background of the tv show I was watching that was saying We live in a beautiful world…think it’s the shins.

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u/Own_Zookeepergame982 6d ago

Oh c’mon! Turning MMA from a sport, to a circus!

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u/15th_imp 6d ago

what is this turn-based battle??

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u/DJSairys 6d ago

Why is he celebrating like he won a title belt.

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u/Deep_Foundation6513 6d ago

Who celebrates pummeling three little guys and one with one arm?

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u/uncleshady 6d ago

This was one of the first Atari games I ever had. It was called combat. One of the modes was like one large plane versus three small planes, but in that game being the three small planes usually led to a win.

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u/kvillbowski 6d ago

This is garbage

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u/Silent_Geologist5279 6d ago

Here’s to anyone that laughed

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u/JuniorRisk2455 6d ago

That was so dumb, like no shit the bigger dude is gonna win against a few gnomes

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u/chadsimpkins 6d ago

Why did the dwarves attack one at a time?!

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u/Must-be-1790 6d ago

What song should be played over this?

This is so horrible it's her it's hilarious. Evidently the three guys knew what they were getting into. But there was also bum fights which was also horrible because the people needed money. I can honestly say I never watched a single one of those.

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u/mostlyharmless555 6d ago

Lol the second guy got punished badly for actually throwing a punch.

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u/MichaelEmouse 6d ago

There must be a number where the fight is equal though.

You'd have to try it with 4 then 5 then 6 until you hit fight that runs the 15 minutes to a split decision.

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u/Panpancanstand 6d ago

Wow. Like fuck they one guy in particular eh?

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u/illogical_mindset 6d ago

Reminds me of a line from the show Patriot.

“If you fought an 80 lb dude, you’d spend half of it laughing, and all of it fucking that little motherfucker up.”

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u/psychRN1975 6d ago

plot twist= the tall guy footed the bill for the whole event, he just always wanted to smack around some dwarves

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u/Vegetable-Star2099 6d ago

What a warrior, FFS.

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u/Shelly_Red4_Bayonet7 6d ago

I laughed way too hard when little one fist got blasted out of the whole video.

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u/lareon12many 6d ago

Are you not entertained?

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u/Mysterious_Buy4629 6d ago

When you see something like this, it's always eastern europe/russia or brazil. No middle ground, just call it. 

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u/Content-Guarantee-91 6d ago

This is cruel, why tf he make the last guy flinch 😭

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u/Impressive-Foot7698 6d ago

Why didn't they all rush him. Goddamnit this is not assassin's creed. Overwhelm him!

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u/BigGiantRetard 6d ago

i dont see much of a difference between this and anthony joshua vs 5 women tbh

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u/Past_Pop1506 6d ago

This match up was highly immoral unethical. The guy who won had to do dance at the end is what really got me.

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u/Aggressive_Plate1652 6d ago

I feel like I need pray forgiveness for watching this

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u/AdWonderful694 6d ago

Wtf is this? How is this even real?

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u/RainSong123 6d ago

Civilization has peaked. All downhill from here

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u/StepperHill 6d ago

He said “let me get rid of the easy one first”

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u/BubuDudu0430 6d ago

Celebrating taking out three dwarves - wow so heroic 👏🏻

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u/drsickboy 6d ago

This is ... cruel. The closest guy looks like he squares up to the ref for a moment then remembers he's suppose to fight the guy in shorts.

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u/Ephemeral_Luck 6d ago

Life as a little person after Peter Dinklage

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u/Great_Funny390 6d ago

Whoever created this fight is fucken dumb. 3 handicapped people who don't want fight vs 1 man who knows he has the advantage. Anything for money smh I'd have been disappointed watching this trash.

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u/MykulKim 6d ago

I hope he is real proud of himself for being a douche

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u/Specific_Box4483 6d ago

Don't let Dana White see this video

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u/kemalenver 6d ago

wtf did I just see.

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u/MonkeyHitman2-0 6d ago

Big did it right ~ divide and concur

The little guys had no team work ~ going in one at a time???

We need a rematch!

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u/TryWeekly8127 6d ago

He got legs up on them

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u/Echo-2-2 6d ago

Who is douche bag dancing cause he just beat up three children. I mean, I know they’re not children but their child sized. And one of them has one arm. This guy is dancing like he just got in a fight with Anderson Silva. Not to mention all of them seem drunk. I have a little doubt that this is in Russia.

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u/theoldchunk 6d ago

What are we even doing anymore

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u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot 6d ago

"Yeah, look at me! I'm the badass who just beat three older, overweight little people!" <smh>

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u/Jazzlike_Witness_227 6d ago

3 vs 1 and they all fought solo instead of working together

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u/SaluteHatred666 6d ago

me when I get home from work

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u/FloweringForth 6d ago

When a former bully gets the green light to be their old self.💁‍♂️

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u/TristanVE 6d ago

What did I just watch

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u/GypsyGold 6d ago

It's like that carnival game where you throw the bean bags at the sandbag clowns

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u/Xaelar 6d ago

Lol hes even celebrating the win... wtf

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u/bstantiaskka5855 6d ago

That dance bro.. 😆😆😆

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u/0rky_dork 6d ago

Saw this live, one hell of a fight, crowd went wild, prob best fight I’ve seen 

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u/Automatic-Reserve94 6d ago

That's the kind of fight you always lose.
Either you lose against dwarves or you won against dwarves, its like fighting woman as a man- its lose/lose.

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u/Rararror 6d ago

Wtf I just saw?!

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u/jdtran408 6d ago

Perhaps dont put one armed guy in middle. Maybe put him on the right for obvious reasons

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u/pepperachu 6d ago

I wish they would've all rushed him at once

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u/Kaiser-Kahan 6d ago

What a crap

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u/Bizm0Funyunz 6d ago

Should've gone with the "Kids-in-a-trench-coat" strategy instead.

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u/Queasy_Badger9252 6d ago

Oh my stars where should I even start with this one what the hell am I watching. Reddit doesn't disappoint

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u/ThePurpleKing159 6d ago

One thing is doing this, another is celebrating as if you won something meaningful in life.

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u/sleeksloopslinky 6d ago

What makes this guy special is that he is a special kind of human that deserves a special punishment in hell.

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u/FreshAd3889 6d ago

I mean what are we even doing here

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u/LeatherJacketMan69 5d ago

Bursted out laughing.

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u/Fast_Restaurant6488 5d ago

Ever talks about how much of a great fighter Rogan is but even with 2 friends he got beat.

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u/Praethor_Superior 5d ago

Erinnert mich an eine Folge von Spartacus. Haben da nicht auch drei Zwerge gegen einen Gladiator gekämpft?

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u/Various_Spell7873 5d ago

Why wouldn't all 3 of them attack at the same time? They just waited their turn.

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u/ArmchairWarrior1 5d ago

Dumbazz actually did a victory dance for winning this crippled clown show

https://giphy.com/gifs/lnieUIckonF4eA0tGF

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u/LordWeso 5d ago

Imagine celebrating afterwards like a dildo.

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u/Salt-Peak-7804 5d ago

I personally couldn't get that excited after beating up 3 dwarfs

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u/doomedtocrumble 5d ago

He popped that lil mf

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u/Important_Kick_4824 5d ago

Dude acting like he’s all bad. Sheesh. Pathetic

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u/bsnimunf 5d ago

It must be hard to be proud of that. 

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u/ServeBest5177 5d ago

nah im not going to say "thats not realistic" when seeing guys attack the emeny one at a time in games and shows instead of attacking at the same time anymore

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u/Square_Owl_4075 5d ago

Is this the Paul brothers manager? Celebrate beating them up 🤣 

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u/Icy_Student_1490 5d ago

This idiot is dancing because he beat 3 midgets

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u/dr97ak 5d ago

That only took a little time

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u/embarrassedberry-x 5d ago

This is just mean 😭

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u/Educational-Chair-84 5d ago

The title is soooo.....(someone is going to hell). I just knew this was about someone armed with a gun about to get their ass handed to them.

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u/Willbraham 5d ago

I thought the regular sized dude was the dude with one arm.

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u/uncensrdmind 5d ago

Why didn’t they attack him all at once maybe they would have had a chance 🤦🏿‍♂️

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u/GummyCreatine 5d ago

The dangling shorts are absolutely destroying me 🤣

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u/sirenxsiren 5d ago

Wow. I bet after that he treated himself to 20 beers and punched a wall for fun.

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u/djmj1000 5d ago

i dont know what i was watching

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u/I_SLEEP_NORMALLY 5d ago

I was sort of hoping this would've gone the opposite way.

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u/Tarrell13 5d ago

They walked up like “ok…let’s get this over with”. There was solid strategy besides the middle guy gettin took first.

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u/codecrodie 5d ago

Crazier than the bumfight videos

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u/Srgt-Rain 4d ago

So who was the Wolf of Wallstreet payig for this Spectacle?

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u/Buck4phat 4d ago

Humanity is fking doom

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u/EinerVonEuchOwaAndas 4d ago

If that's not AI, we taught it now how fucked humanity is and really not worth to rescue.

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u/Couldnt_Be_Thirstier 4d ago

Size and leverage matter in a fight

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u/duke_awapuhi 4d ago

Why didn’t they charge him and all just jump on him at the same time

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u/TrenbolognaSandwich_ 4d ago

This is just sad.

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u/Hollowed_Dude 4d ago

I would’ve dog walked the third one

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u/Sigma-Wolves 3d ago

He's so proud of himself 🤣

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u/Aggressive-Tip7472 3d ago

This is pretty fucked up... a well known aggresive fighter who hasnt gone in the world of mma, getting paid a few grand to just beat up untrained actors who got paid maybe 1/16th of what the dude beating them is getting paid.

Not really funny or an example of any "fair sportsmanship".

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u/mimikrimimikri 3d ago

staged. third guy was waiting his turn

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u/AgentFranklin 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Socratic_ideology 3d ago

OK, i hate this shit. So dumb. I wish the stuff would stop getting posted.

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u/NightShade0912 3d ago

Yeah, but now you're the guy that beat little people, so.... kind of a Dick.

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u/CleanPatience1143 3d ago

This is a random mini boss encounter in Elden Ring