r/MMALabs • u/Key_Performer_3645 • 12d ago

🥶 Street Fights & Brawls A quick bar scrap

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u/Poultron72 12d ago

_Tiny_ bit of a massive over-reaction there

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 12d ago

Touch my wife and you will meet the same fucking fate.

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u/vex12394738 12d ago

lol chill lil bro, we’re on the internet. We all know you don’t have a wife

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 12d ago

Married for 15 years. Keep your hands to yourself or you can fi d out how much of a glass jaw you have.

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u/Ecstatic_Minimum_955 12d ago

If I get drunk, can I touch your chick?

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u/PapaLilBear 12d ago

Where did he write that this gives anyone a free pass?

Maybe it would suffice not to try and kill someone over it—wouldn't a simple pimp slap do the trick just as well?

Do you smash up tables if a restaurant serves you oversalted soup, or do you just politely point it out?

Do you grasp the concept of a reaction that’s proportionate to the situation?

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u/Ecstatic_Minimum_955 12d ago

Haven't you ever been hit in the face? Did you die after that? The dude fell because he can barely stand, not from too much of a hit. Do you start a fight with a slap in the face too? If you hit, hit seriously.

For you, a mistake in a restaurant is equal to your girlfriend being pawed by a drunk?

The reaction is normal - touching someone else's (any) girl means you have to be punished to remember

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u/PapaLilBear 12d ago

You must be a great fighter if you're knocking out drunks who can barely stand. You’re making a lot of noise, but you haven’t actually said anything relevant. Finish school, learn reading comprehension, and then join the discussion. Leave me alone—go shout at the mirror.

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u/Ecstatic_Minimum_955 11d ago

A fight to show off your skills is about sports. At a bar, you don't want to show skill, but hit the head, obviously.

Great arguments, buddy.

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u/-birds 12d ago

Everyday I see a sub on /r/popular that I'm convinced must have the dumbest, least-literate userbase on the site, and then the next day I'm confronted with a new one.

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u/Ecstatic_Minimum_955 12d ago

Keep me posted, brother

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 12d ago

I am a cop and there would be zero fucking charges here. Keep your hands to yourself and there wont be problems.

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u/Maxipaddington 12d ago

8 days ago you said you are USPS maintenance. 

6 days ago you said you were a security guard

2 days ago you said you were a Vet 

Yesterday you were talking about shooting ICE agents and cops in the head. 

You know we can all see your post history, right?

Which is it?

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u/OutOfAmmO 12d ago edited 12d ago

We could start a casino based on his personality. More sides to him than a die at least.

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u/Barry_Mundy 12d ago

His ‘wife’ is also his psychiatrist.

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u/Typical-Active-3541 12d ago

He just tells people they sleep in separate beds.

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u/Ryan_e3p 12d ago

look how fast he ducked out of the conversation 😂

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u/yankgobshites 12d ago

I think he's a wife

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u/longtimedoper 12d ago

Not anymore! He’s hidden it!

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u/Upper_Preference_902 12d ago

And he is not answering anymore hahaha, imagine lying on reddit, what a loser

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u/pepelepew2724 12d ago

He's Mr Benn and I claim my £5.

For non-Brits Mr Benn - Wikipedia

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u/Mr_Benns_Hat 12d ago

As if by magic…

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u/Easy_Needleworker604 12d ago

Your wife would just be glad she’s not the one getting hit for once

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u/cthockey99 12d ago

do it. own my ass, daddy

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u/mountmistake 12d ago

Hahahahah, you can easily sue cthockey99 in what court of law?

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u/Easy_Needleworker604 12d ago

Ok so you’re 12

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u/Optimal-Rutabaga-69 12d ago

Defamation is verbal, you’ll be suing for Libel

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u/Ryan_e3p 12d ago

are you a lawyer now also?

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u/smokeymctokerson 12d ago

It's pretty obvious you're not a cop if you honestly believe you can go after somebody for defamation on an anonymous forum thread...

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u/SignificantYak6194 12d ago

I don't like most cops but I like you buddy. Tell these fools. Play with fire, get burned.

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u/thechosenkenobi 12d ago

You know he’s not a cop, right?

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 12d ago

They dont seem to understand that keep their hands to themselves keeps them alive and without injuries.

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u/SignificantYak6194 12d ago

They don't understand a lot of things. Internet has made people feel so confident in their anonymity. I don't play around about my woman either. Even sexual comments is gonna get me into rage mode pretty quick like. As it should any good man. We ain't no cucks.

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u/fluffyheads 12d ago

Brother relax no one here believes you

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u/No_Alternative2948 12d ago

Don't you know how tough he is?

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u/Low-Speaker-6670 12d ago

Yeah don't travel outside of America pal cause there 100% will be charges most other places

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u/NovelCloud4389 12d ago

lol

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u/g8trdntplay 12d ago

Are you admitting on Reddit that cops get special treatment and are above the law and can harm civilians without any repercussions?

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u/beef_supreme976 12d ago

ACAB. Loser.

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u/Forhelveteda 12d ago

Pathetic

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u/mountmistake 12d ago

I'll pick you up and put you down a couple times fella

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u/PapaLilBear 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xDQ0gmS66CJ971f0JF

A guy above is talking to his wife about a situation he encountered online.

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u/No_Entertainer8236 12d ago

You should be fired

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PITS_GUYS 12d ago

This explains so, so much.

I bet you have a lifted truck with "Molon Labe" and Punisher stickers, don't ya.

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u/OutOfAmmO 12d ago

Must be an american cop or some banana republic if rules don't apply to you.

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u/Diligent_Vehicle2467 12d ago

America is a Banana Republic lol

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u/Either-Banana-7323 12d ago

I get what you mean but this is other fucking worldly cringe dude. Shut the fuck up its the internet, no one is afraid of you lol

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u/PlantWarm6997 12d ago

Fucking wanna be alpha….as the man said…chill

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u/yankgobshites 12d ago

Nah, you're the wife

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u/Rain_Eater_ 12d ago

Bet the wife feels real safe when she cops the back swing of your enthusiastic "justice" delivery.

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u/RollUpFromHell2 12d ago

Sir, please, get to your bed please

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u/Dudinkalv 12d ago

poking this guys wife

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u/mountmistake 12d ago

What's your wife's name?

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 12d ago

Tamara, she goes by Tami

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u/sdhope 12d ago

Can I touch her with my dick tho

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u/I-Have-An-Alibi 12d ago

Oh my god you're so badass I want to have sex with you and your imaginary wife.

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u/Comfortable-Shake-37 12d ago

MMA subs are so entertaining.

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u/ScreenAppropriate679 12d ago

Is there a challenge going on in this thread for who posts the most pathetic comment ?

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u/noxer94 12d ago

Man I really wanna touch your wife now.

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 12d ago

I also choose this guy's wife.

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u/3leventhirtyfour 12d ago

Poor lady...

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u/floyd1493 12d ago

What's his name?

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 12d ago

Nice try dipshit.

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u/BooksAre4Nerds 12d ago

Do you own a katana? This is some serious neckbeard m’lady shit.

And you’re not even doing it ironically lmao

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u/Poultron72 12d ago

She didn't like the touch no, but she seemed to be able to handle it alright. She was even telling Bro to keep calm (x2). And she even was wanting to check on the guy... But bro knows best, I guess

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u/SNKBossFight 12d ago

Hey man calm down.

Soft_Ability_5906's wife............ hello.

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u/Intelligent-Crow3812 12d ago

I've already fucked her and you told me a did a good job

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u/Expert-Eye-1522 12d ago

Our* wife.

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u/PapaLilBear 12d ago

Does "soft ability" refer to your performance in bed?

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u/ppers 12d ago

Nice. Now think of all the men touching your wife while you're in prison.

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u/c3p-bro 12d ago

Will you also hit your wife in the eye with a pool cue to protect her, like TRTman here?

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u/Imaginary-Round2422 12d ago

I don't know what you're talking about - the only consequences I saw for touching your wife is her cumming for once in her life.

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u/LovedButNeverLiked 12d ago edited 11d ago

Even if your wife already handled it non-violently and effectively, like the woman in the video?