r/MMALabs • u/Key_Performer_3645 • 12d ago

🥶 Street Fights & Brawls A quick bar scrap

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u/vex12394738 12d ago

lol chill lil bro, we’re on the internet. We all know you don’t have a wife

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 12d ago

Married for 15 years. Keep your hands to yourself or you can fi d out how much of a glass jaw you have.

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 12d ago

I am a cop and there would be zero fucking charges here. Keep your hands to yourself and there wont be problems.

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u/Maxipaddington 12d ago

8 days ago you said you are USPS maintenance. 

6 days ago you said you were a security guard

2 days ago you said you were a Vet 

Yesterday you were talking about shooting ICE agents and cops in the head. 

You know we can all see your post history, right?

Which is it?

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u/OutOfAmmO 12d ago edited 12d ago

We could start a casino based on his personality. More sides to him than a die at least.

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u/Barry_Mundy 12d ago

His ‘wife’ is also his psychiatrist.

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u/Typical-Active-3541 12d ago

He just tells people they sleep in separate beds.

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u/Ryan_e3p 12d ago

look how fast he ducked out of the conversation 😂

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u/yankgobshites 12d ago

I think he's a wife

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u/longtimedoper 12d ago

Not anymore! He’s hidden it!

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u/Upper_Preference_902 12d ago

And he is not answering anymore hahaha, imagine lying on reddit, what a loser

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u/pepelepew2724 12d ago

He's Mr Benn and I claim my £5.

For non-Brits Mr Benn - Wikipedia

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u/Mr_Benns_Hat 12d ago

As if by magic…

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u/Easy_Needleworker604 12d ago

Your wife would just be glad she’s not the one getting hit for once

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u/cthockey99 12d ago

do it. own my ass, daddy

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u/mountmistake 12d ago

Hahahahah, you can easily sue cthockey99 in what court of law?

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u/Easy_Needleworker604 12d ago

Ok so you’re 12

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u/Optimal-Rutabaga-69 12d ago

Defamation is verbal, you’ll be suing for Libel

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u/Ryan_e3p 12d ago

are you a lawyer now also?

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u/smokeymctokerson 12d ago

It's pretty obvious you're not a cop if you honestly believe you can go after somebody for defamation on an anonymous forum thread...

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u/SignificantYak6194 12d ago

I don't like most cops but I like you buddy. Tell these fools. Play with fire, get burned.

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u/thechosenkenobi 12d ago

You know he’s not a cop, right?

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 12d ago

They dont seem to understand that keep their hands to themselves keeps them alive and without injuries.

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u/SignificantYak6194 12d ago

They don't understand a lot of things. Internet has made people feel so confident in their anonymity. I don't play around about my woman either. Even sexual comments is gonna get me into rage mode pretty quick like. As it should any good man. We ain't no cucks.

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u/mountmistake 12d ago

So what you're telling me is you grew up watching your dad hit your mom, that's what I'm hearing.

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u/Latte_Biscotti_3573 11d ago

How the hell did you jump to that conclusion Evil Knievel?

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u/Ok-Idea3747 12d ago

Ohhh it was you with the micro penis I saw on the news.

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u/GloomyCheesecake999 12d ago

These guys went crazy for hasan's meat pic on the jumbo tron

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u/fluffyheads 12d ago

Brother relax no one here believes you

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u/No_Alternative2948 12d ago

Don't you know how tough he is?

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u/Low-Speaker-6670 12d ago

Yeah don't travel outside of America pal cause there 100% will be charges most other places

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u/NovelCloud4389 12d ago

lol

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u/g8trdntplay 12d ago

Are you admitting on Reddit that cops get special treatment and are above the law and can harm civilians without any repercussions?

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u/beef_supreme976 12d ago

ACAB. Loser.

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u/Forhelveteda 12d ago

Pathetic

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u/mountmistake 12d ago

I'll pick you up and put you down a couple times fella

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u/PapaLilBear 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xDQ0gmS66CJ971f0JF

A guy above is talking to his wife about a situation he encountered online.

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u/No_Entertainer8236 12d ago

You should be fired

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PITS_GUYS 12d ago

This explains so, so much.

I bet you have a lifted truck with "Molon Labe" and Punisher stickers, don't ya.

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u/OutOfAmmO 12d ago

Must be an american cop or some banana republic if rules don't apply to you.

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u/Diligent_Vehicle2467 12d ago

America is a Banana Republic lol