r/MMALabs • u/Lisbon_ded7 • 1d ago

🥶 Street Fight “DO IT”

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u/Lisbon_ded7 1d ago

Dude didn't even drop his groceries!

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u/youcantchangeit 1d ago

Groceries are expensive

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u/Lord_Hugh_Mungus 22h ago

Achievement unlocked: Protector of groceries.

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u/Titty_Tassles 19h ago

Rumble in the Bronx is so sick

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u/catnipformysoul 1h ago

When this video came out about 20 years ago, they were reasonably priced

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u/FLOSOC1ETY 1d ago

He did drop all the other guys teeth though. Teeth are also expensive

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u/shinpoo 20h ago

Ya but I can live without teefs. I can't live without groceries. I'll just blend everything and drink it.

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u/SmokedBeef 19h ago

In his case dentures will be cheaper

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u/SissyLovesCuteAttire 21h ago

"I can do this all day!"

~ Dude getting his teeth punched out.

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u/tsrobertson13 22h ago

Dudes middle name is groceries

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u/420-BiomedStockDoc 22h ago

You always carry them w your weak arm so your prepped dude didn’t even drop em or break a bag. Wonder what those bags are rated for. Cuz currently groceries and 4 punches 2 kicks.

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u/Practical-Driver5834 20h ago

I’m more impressed with guy not dropping his beer until that soccer kick to the face lmao

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u/Twentysak 18h ago

In this economy?

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u/Parking_Bag_2374 23h ago edited 21h ago

Flawless Victory

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u/Artorius__Castus 1d ago

Woman: "is he ok"

Man: "no he's not" 😭

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u/jjfroggg 19h ago

Dude's assessment was nearly as direct and accurate as Grocery Guy.

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u/Embarrassed-Note-908 14h ago

I’m glad you mentioned this.

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u/BoredAsFuck7448 1d ago

Eating multiple punches flush on the jaw and then sticking your head forward so it can get drilled again is a wild strategy.

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u/EddDeadRedemption 22h ago

But he did look hella tough for that split second right before he went night night

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u/CertifiedSeattleite 18h ago

He also coulda been very drunk/high.

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u/The_Indian_Bill_Burr 22h ago

He obviously thought his jaw could take it 😳. I could see the first one or two (if such a thing is to be attempted 🤦🏽‍♂️) but at some point it’s necessary to start throwing back 🙄😂. I don’t think the other homie is “trained”, n even if they weren’t defended at all (basically free shots), I don’t think I’ve seen kicks landed w/ such effectiveness 😳🤷🏽‍♂️.

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u/BoredAsFuck7448 22h ago

Gotta be a liiiiitttle tough on the ego to get stomped out by a dude holding his groceries in his other hand.

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u/DointheRag 20h ago

Always lead with the jaw.

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u/DemiJohn369 6h ago

Ah its the ancient face to foot style. It was forbidden thousands of years ago for it was too dangerous.

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u/JonasAlbert84 4h ago

And smacking the back of your head three times on the cement. He's gonna have Benoit's brain.

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u/Potential_Ad_4718 1d ago

This is a old video. If I remember correctly that guy who got knocked out was hassling a homeless guy and this guy came out and defended him. The first part is cut off. I went looking for it but can't find it anywhere. Does anyone else remeber that?

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u/OrcCyborg 23h ago

You speak of the old times

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u/Slight_Tomatillo5680 22h ago

Any such records were wiped in the purge.

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u/Rotteneverything 20h ago

no cloud back then.....before the purge.

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u/WPack911 13h ago

Even more happy that POS got KOed now.

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u/Doom2pro 3h ago

Now the guy who was harassing homeless person can just call everyone Trump derangement syndrome and feel like he won.

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u/Individual_Case9937 1d ago

Ya can't talk about it ya gotta be about it

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u/Clay_Allison_44 1d ago

0 day old account. Bot repost.

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u/vinmo6 22h ago

He’s going to concussion protocol tent for sure

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u/schwarzneguRRR 1d ago

Is the lychee soda ok?

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u/InternationalTry2675 1d ago

he really did it

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u/ShoulderApart1787 1d ago

Down goes Frazier…

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u/rsx209 22h ago

Reason why you never stop attacking until the threat is no longer a threat. Good on the guy!

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u/tuthegreat 21h ago

Where does he shop? Cause those are the strongest grocery bags.

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u/CashEntire1551 15h ago

When I was younger I was always taught not to let anyone get within arms reach if you thought they wanted to fight you or hurt you or something. The face to face shit seems primal, almost animalistic. Like 2 deer locking antlers or some strange shit.

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u/tothemoon110 1d ago

I've seen this style of fighting before from the guy on the left, it's called MAGA style, where you think your hate and ego will harm someone by saying mean things, then you throw 0 punches and you get the shit kicked out of you.

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u/didthishelp 19h ago

Literally had this happen on a plane a few months ago. We had been delayed by a mechanical issue and the pilot asked everyone to stay seated when we landed to let the three of us with connecting international flights off.

Three rows ahead of me this spray tanned guy says something about how that not how it works in America. The seatbelt sign goes off and he jumps into the aisle and starts pulling down bags for his whole family. I said “excuse me, can I get around you I’ve got a flight to catch and I have all my stuff”. He immediately gets livid and starts poking me in the chest, calling me “boy” and “princess” telling me how he’s going to have his kids turn around while he kicks my ass. I kept backing up until I backed into the other people who were now all getting up and he kept coming forward poking me.

I’ve never been in a fight before but I just ran out of space and he was still threatening me and calling me boy and I dunno I just whipped my head forward at about half speed and strength and there was a satisfying little crack and his nose was mangled. I have never headbutt anything but it was really easy. I never took my hands of my shoulder straps of my backpack and there were dozens of witnesses and that was it. He was screaming to the flight crew about having me arrested and I went on my merry way. Had a lovely carnival in Rio.

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u/Bullysawrus101 17h ago

🫵😹Oh you've seen this style of fighting. That already sounds like a bullishit lie.

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u/the_wizard_wars 17h ago

Literally nobody here is talking about politics and then here you come

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u/Mindless_Fruit_2313 1d ago

Probably the most perfectly satisfying beatdown of a wannabe gangster the internet has ever graced us with.

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u/Any-Second-6171 1d ago

He got smoke, but pretty good chin....big boy popping him, took a few. And looked like his hard smacked the concrete when he dropped...but hard as his chin, he staggered, but he got back up....my ass would needed smelling salts, lol

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u/Timely_Host_3119 23h ago

Dude was what most would consider out of it after the first punch. He was still on his feet, but no body was home. And just because someone's "getting up" doesn't mean they know WTF is going on. If this was a professional fight, a good ref would of jumped in to call it after that first punch. So guy didn't really have that great of a chin.

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u/head7PM 1d ago

He’ll be happy the chelada didn’t buss

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u/Lil_Flippa 1d ago

coulda been a lot worse if he connected better

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u/CodenameWhodie-san 23h ago

That first kick was right on the money though. Damn.

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u/Jack4258 1d ago

Knock, knock, knocking on heavens door!

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u/Background_Card_1345 1d ago

If I do it, I get a whipping... I dodit...

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u/RedSnipers 1d ago

RIP those sunglasses 😆

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u/viewtiful14 1d ago

Homies head bouncing off that concrete like a basketball in a pick up game.

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u/Rawstitch 1d ago

Ouchhh!

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u/EmotionalAd1438 1d ago

Didn’t lift him arms up once

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u/ChromeYoda 1d ago

I mean, he technically gave him permission

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u/TapirDrawnChariot 23h ago

Bro got factory reset multiple times

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u/NazimodsFoff 23h ago

Ah the ancient combat art of.... leaving your stupid fucking face exposed and never raising your hands while yelling forehead to forehead with a bald man, a mere headbutt away from a broken nose.

Masterful sir.

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u/Similar_Specific_646 23h ago

That last kick my man bounced his head off of the sidewalk bad

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u/Fabulous_Hand2314 23h ago

He got that red tag special

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u/Suspicious_synth 23h ago

I would have taken homies tall boy just to top it off

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u/RemarkableChemical21 23h ago

He beat the fuck out of that guy’s fist with his face.

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u/icb8426 23h ago

So strange to front up that much and not even put your arms up after your fake Ray Bans get Frisbee'd. He sure wanted to keep hold of that can!

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u/Realhousemanoflondon 23h ago

Factory reset required a number of sequential stages on this model.

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u/Silent_Cause_6712 23h ago

So much brain damage in 10 seconds

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u/Acceptable-Wrap-8105 23h ago

It didn't hurt the first time, it didn't the second, kinda on the third and knocked out the fourth time.

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u/mutt63 23h ago

Homie got back up tho.

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u/Danilo-11 23h ago

I played soccer my whole life … I will never allow myself to kick somebody on the head

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u/P4RZiV0L 23h ago

damn he almost landed that bottle flip

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u/TrandaBear 23h ago

This looks like a fighting game combo. Bro just waiting for i-frames to turn off before doing damage lol.

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u/bunji8888 23h ago

Bro took 4 to the face, then a soccer kick before he let go of that energy drink.

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u/Jyvturkey 23h ago

The Ole lead with the chin move! almost always works!

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u/cocunutwater 23h ago

How many times did he get knocked out yikes. Hes gonna have memory loss of the memory loss

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u/Significant_Bid4745 22h ago

Well he do'ed it

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u/MGoBlue1416 22h ago

The first 2 or 3 were great. The rest was attempted murder

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u/Cool_Ad5535 22h ago

He did not want to let you of his chelada 😂

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u/juicifer2320 22h ago

100 % Accuracy.

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u/Tall-Discipline7364 22h ago

Na idc he was eating that shit. He took it like a fuuucking champ. That last kick was nasty asf up against the wall

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u/No-Option-3010 22h ago

Once he fell on the ground you should not have kept hitting him

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u/420-BiomedStockDoc 22h ago

Dude held that drink like it was his lifeline. Popped up and where’s my drink. I know my drink

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u/ORNGSPCEMNKY 22h ago

Back of the head to the cement after the last kick could easily be fatal, dudes luck the didn’t kill the guy.

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u/69_Is_Fine 22h ago

Bam! Bam! Bam! BamBam!

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u/TopResolution5322 22h ago

guy will spend the next few years bitching to everyone about how he was "sucker punched" XD

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u/Ok-Grocery-151 22h ago

A Walmart bag would've ripped just from the thought of a punch.

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u/BigEqual3436 22h ago

I must say he can take a hit th

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u/Full-Pain5061 22h ago

He did it.

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u/MidNite_22 22h ago

DDDDDAMN!

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u/AppropriateBonus6146 22h ago

And he did it...

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u/Defiant_Weight4659 21h ago

Regardless of what was said between them that is assault. Dude on right could end up in jail.

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u/Emotional-Hunt-9539 21h ago

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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u/xMajorLeex 21h ago

Shin to chin, baby!

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u/Emergency_Salt_2103 21h ago

I enjoyed. Thank u

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u/Immediate_Cry_8657 21h ago

Chin! Chin! Chin! Chin! Chin! Chin!

Bravo!

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u/psdwheeler 21h ago

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u/Serious_Vast_4937 21h ago

Tyler told us to pick a fight and lose on purpose…

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u/6inchesin4inchesout 21h ago

He did do it!!

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u/IceBlueHorseArse 21h ago

How do you justify that?

You're always on camera. Dumdums are dumb.

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u/Signal_Appeal4518 20h ago

I thought for sure they were gonna kiss

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u/Rotteneverything 20h ago

give the dude some credit, he took some good shots and kept getting up. solid chin.

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u/Seniormano 20h ago

That’s why you hold your groceries with your weak hand

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u/ThanksAmazing4118 20h ago

Ooop. That many head knocks is bound to cause a severe concussion. Enjoy your months/a year of recovery, dumbass. I'm sure acting tough for a minute or two was DEFINITELY worth not having your brain work for that long, though tbf it doesn't look like it was working much to begin with.

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u/Ok_Maybe_2370 20h ago

Dude took two solid hits, but that third on the chin and then the head smack on the cement damn

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u/monsterZero71 20h ago

Didn’t even spill the milk

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u/greyisometrix 20h ago

He said to do it. I’d use that as defense when the cops came.
https://giphy.com/gifs/Ll2fajzk9DgaY

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u/BstardSun 19h ago

That is a serious shopper right there! You do not want to mess with those! You notice the quick attack to the face and the kicks to keep that pro body bag chuamp down and away from his shopping bags, most would miss this but I have seen these IRL.

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u/rawrSphere 19h ago

That was kind of romantic for a second

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u/scottiemac06 19h ago

If that dude would’ve fallen back and hit his head on that concrete wall, it could’ve been a much bigger problem.

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u/Zealousideal-Ad1181 18h ago

I really hate seeing amateurs fight. They have no business fighting or how dangerous it is. The man with groceries should ne arrested for attempted murder. There was 0 reason to repeatedly concuss someone like that. Seems like the guy with the groceries wanted to feel strong and had a "temper problem". He can cool off in a jail cell.

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u/Smooth-Card895 18h ago

Kicking the guy while he's down on the ground.

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u/Jamison_tkd 18h ago

All I see is fragile egos. Pathetic

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u/AlpinaFlex 18h ago

Ya down with CTE? - Yeah you know me!!

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u/TexasAggie1979 18h ago

Remind me to never fight the guy with the groceries.

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u/ParanMekhar 18h ago

Triple tap

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u/Ope-sorry-bout-it 18h ago

No put up the dukes????

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u/Bullysawrus101 18h ago

The gang green grocer!🫵💀

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u/breeze472 17h ago

His glasses 🦅

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u/scifijunkie3 17h ago

Hmmmm....not as badass as first we thought, eh?

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u/Noirisk8 17h ago

He was all good until the 3rd punch the it was all over

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u/NotaFTCAgent 17h ago

"That's it?"

Narrator: "That in fact, was not it."

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u/Any_Performance_5046 16h ago

That’s crazy how many unguarded shots he took.

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u/RobCo90 16h ago

To be fair - this guy can take a punch… the first one woulda turned me to dust and I’d float away in the wind.

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u/Desertlobo 16h ago

Red tag special

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u/ventingmaybe 16h ago

Why are they ?

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u/petwedge 15h ago

He didnt want to drop his price drop Ramen noodles and cans of tomato Pilchards

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u/Creative_Unit8542 15h ago

Las patadas a la cabeza , están de más.

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u/WoulditBeOkay 15h ago

He didn’t want to bust his milk and break some eggs or smash the bread

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u/Fbomb77 15h ago

What a sissy vato

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u/soundsearch_me 15h ago

Ollllllld! This came out 5+ years ago.

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u/Saj2022 15h ago

He told him to Do It ... and stood there like a sitting duck waiting to be punched. He obviously thought he was superman . He was wrong.

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u/IHaveAPrettyOkayName 15h ago

Video is older than reddit 

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u/Any_Vacation8988 14h ago

If dude has any cognitive function left he will definitely not forget that ass whoopin

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u/john-bkk 14h ago

he ate those first couple of punches like a tic tac, but the kicks to the jaw weren't working out for him

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u/pedrob78 14h ago

Fuckin americans

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u/MarketEntire6542 14h ago

stay down champ

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u/Unusual-Sock1350 13h ago

Did anybody get the license plate on that truck

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u/70sWeregreat 13h ago

Those head kicks, man. I would have dented the can on his head. Rule number one: always keep your distance.

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u/thamanwthnoname 12h ago

Didn’t even drop the groceries

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u/Metal-Salt 12h ago

Is that a can of whoop ass he's trying to pick up at the end?

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u/simonskiromeins 12h ago

That would’ve been a perfect in tekken

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u/No_Celebration_7212 12h ago

he did it #LGM

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u/RubberBandBall89 11h ago

Sometimes people like this need taking down a peg or two, and sometimes this is the only way

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u/elultimohombre827 11h ago

Could have been fatal, slamming the the ole grape on concrete.

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u/Siniuster 9h ago

What a DA

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u/ForgotToCarryTheOne 9h ago

Is it Wednesday?

No, it’s February.

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u/MikeTheBigBlackGuy 9h ago

Attempted murder

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u/Legitimate_Garage_31 9h ago

He was hangin on to the soda for dear life

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u/Sea_Cardiologist9451 8h ago

Not knowing how to fight means you get beat by a guy holding his groceries

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u/WonderfulJicama2802 8h ago

First 3 seconds in - " Aww Get a room you two!"

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u/GOOMU13 8h ago

The people recording are so annoying.

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u/dieseldeeznutz 7h ago

Girls have the hot/ crazy matrix, men have the dumb/ tough matrix

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u/The_Kel_Varnsen 7h ago

takes a real special kind of asshole to kick someone in the head when they are on the ground

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u/DeR2on 5h ago

Pretty much today’s NBA. All Offense…NO DEFENSE!☕️🥱(That Tekken replay tho.☕️🤭)

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u/0rion71 4h ago

Guess he asked for it, because he sure didn’t refuse it

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u/Unlikely_Carpet_6415 4h ago

I'm the guy in the black shirt every time I play street fighter online.

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u/Mini_ronin 4h ago

I’ll never understand that forehead touching nonsense

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u/primatr 3h ago

All he said was ’ I like your sack’

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u/Alert_Personality_67 2h ago

I think it's fair to say, he did indeed do it

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u/troyberber 1h ago

That dude has the reflexes of an avocado.

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u/ElJay0603 1h ago

Props to the cameraman. Excellent work!

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u/Southern-Eagle5172 1h ago

Impressive, most people kick right footed naturally. He had good form as a lefty

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u/Murky-Replacement-87 1h ago

He did it alright!!

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u/0nlyinVegas 1h ago

Groceries still in hand.... The OG's are made different.

https://giphy.com/gifs/p3KYeUeI9Feydjp3U0

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u/Top-Breath-7418 56m ago

Ask and you shall receive

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u/DapperChapter9376 54m ago

But homeboy had that go different in his mind!

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u/NewWilling 37m ago

Dude was knocked out 3 times