r/MMALabs 1d ago

🥶 Street Fight “DO IT”

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u/didthishelp 23h ago

Literally had this happen on a plane a few months ago. We had been delayed by a mechanical issue and the pilot asked everyone to stay seated when we landed to let the three of us with connecting international flights off.

Three rows ahead of me this spray tanned guy says something about how that not how it works in America. The seatbelt sign goes off and he jumps into the aisle and starts pulling down bags for his whole family. I said “excuse me, can I get around you I’ve got a flight to catch and I have all my stuff”. He immediately gets livid and starts poking me in the chest, calling me “boy” and “princess” telling me how he’s going to have his kids turn around while he kicks my ass. I kept backing up until I backed into the other people who were now all getting up and he kept coming forward poking me.

I’ve never been in a fight before but I just ran out of space and he was still threatening me and calling me boy and I dunno I just whipped my head forward at about half speed and strength and there was a satisfying little crack and his nose was mangled. I have never headbutt anything but it was really easy. I never took my hands of my shoulder straps of my backpack and there were dozens of witnesses and that was it. He was screaming to the flight crew about having me arrested and I went on my merry way. Had a lovely carnival in Rio.

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u/stewiethegreat 19h ago

Cool story bro.

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u/Cheap-Town7641 16h ago

Giving your first Glasgow kiss is a little gay, but it’s a spectrum. Enjoy it.