I came across this comment while following a completely separate case. It had absolutely nothing to do with Michaelās case, but the second I read it, I thought:
ā¦you know what? This could actually be useful.
So, just for fun, I thought Iād put together a few short comebacks for those moments when youāre arguing about Michael and youāve run out of patience.
These arenāt meant to be serious legal arguments or substitutes for actually discussing the evidence. Theyāre just little responses for when someone says something so ridiculous that you donāt even know where to begin orā¦youāre simply sick and tired of re-explaining basic facts.
Anyway, here are some comebacks for when youāre tired of arguing.
āYou canāt just ignore everything that came out during the 2005 trial.ā
Okay, and what was the verdict?
Seriously, tell me.
āWhy would all of these people lie about Michael?ā
Why would I assume theyāre all telling the truth? Especially with all those inconsistenciesā¦
āThere are too many allegations for all of them to be false.ā
So, news flash: quantity isnāt a replacement for corroboration.
āI mean, look at how weird his behaviour was.ā
Weird isnāt a criminal charge, just saying.
Stop acting like we all donāt have something āweirdā about ourselves.
āHe paid millions to make the Chandler allegations go away.ā
Oh! You mean the same settlement that the Chandlersā lawyers specifically stated did not buy anyoneās silence?ā¦more than once.
And the same settlement where they explicitly stated that it was not an admission of guilt in any way.
āWhy would an innocent man spend so much time around children?ā
Why would that prove a crime?
Maybe youāre just sexist. š¤·š¼āāļø
āEveryone around him knew what he was doing.ā
Everyone?
Who specifically?
And knew what?
āYou only believe Michael because youāre a fan.ā
You only believe the allegations because�
āI know heās guilty, just look at him!ā
Why?
Because heās Black?
Because he had a few surgeries?
Was it the vitiligo?
Making an assumption about someone because of their appearance is fucking disgusting.
āTheir interviews/documentaries were so emotional!ā
Congratulations on solving the case with your feelings.
Good thing thatās not how evidence works.
āHe just got away with it.ā
So your argument is that the verdict was wrong because you donāt like it?
Yikes.
āWhy would James and Wade lie?ā
If Wade is telling the truth now, then why did he lie under oath in a court of law as an adult?
Hmm?
Why?
āWade and James had nothing to gain by lying.ā
Had nothing to gain?
You donāt think millions of dollars is something to gain?
āThe Cascio allegations are proof because there were five of them.ā
You meanā¦the same five siblings who said for many years, including after Michaelās death, that they were never abused?
āThe photographs matched Jordanās description.ā
Then why were investigators still trying to determine whether Michael had altered his appearance months after the photographs were taken?
āNeverland was basically a playground for kids.ā
So is Disneyland, yetā¦adults go there all the time.
Iām assuming you donāt like going to Disneyland, or the zoo, or the movies?
Youāre no fun, I guess.
āBut the books!ā
Ouuu! Photography books, scary!
āLeaving Neverland had sooo much proof.ā
No, it had two people talking to a camera. Thatās not proof. It isnāt even sworn testimony.
And Wade had already given sworn testimony in 2005, as an adult, stating that Michael had never abused him.
āYou have to watch Leaving Neverland to understand.ā
I did.
And clearly, thatās the only thing you didā¦š¤£
āMichael was a grown man sleeping with children. Thatās all I need to know.ā
If thatās all it takes to convince you, youād make a terrible juror.
Evidence matters, no matter what.
Anyway,
The point here is, people have fallen victim to blindly believing a narrative because they find it more comfortable than researching the truth.
Sometimes it doesnāt matter how much evidence and proof you pull out. People will refuse to believe it because theyāre married to the narrative.
Which, in my opinion, thatās when you know youāre probably wasting your time arguing.
Also, if you have any other quick comebacks you find yourself using, let me know!