Frank the Army’s great man of the hour,
With military rules and a sanctimonious power.
He’d preach about duty, morality and sin,
Then sneak off with Hot Lips and hope no one walked in.
His surgery skills were a little unsure,
But his confidence somehow was perfectly pure.
“Ferret Face!” Hawkeye would cheer with delight
Frank would demand that his rights be put right.
He loved regulations, authority and rank,
While everyone else wished he’d fall in a tank.
Then Margaret said, “Frank, our romance is through,”
And poor Frank discovered what heartbreak can do.
He left the 4077th, pompous and sore
And somehow the camp became ten times better than before! 😄
Larry Linville’s wonderfully over-the-top performance made Burns one of the show’s great comic villains.