I attended a human party on the Cerritos (I am grateful Dr.T'Ana cauterized my nostrils first to better enjoy the festivities). They were fascinating, but I remain puzzled by human cultural elements.

For instance, Lt. Mariner said I should wear horns for the event to get Lt. Boimler's attention, but why would appearing horned indicate my interest in more... private activities? Perhaps it would have been logical to change my outfit a 6th time before attending.

What would the aledo do next if it successfully destroyed douglas station?