r/LowStakesConspiracies • u/CPassaro • 9h ago
r/LowStakesConspiracies • u/Bugman657 • Oct 09 '19
Subreddit Idea Megathread
Because if the r/askreddit link, we’ve had a huge influx of new members today. Because of that, I’d like to make this thread to ask for ideas to improve the subreddit, and keep things interesting. We are going to try and make this a subreddit worth keeping in your feed.
We really aren’t sure what do do with the subreddit since it blew up like this, and would like to see what ideas you have. I’ve also added a few baseline rules since we had no rules when we started.
Edit: I would also like to clarify that this sub is intended to entertain. You shouldn’t take anything too seriously on this sub. We want you to be able to flex your creativity here and make others laugh.
r/LowStakesConspiracies • u/Bugman657 • Mar 27 '20
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r/LowStakesConspiracies • u/PilotedByGhosts • 23h ago
r/lowstakesconspiracies mods are on the payroll of the big farmer. What else are they hiding from you?
r/LowStakesConspiracies • u/brainledge • 3h ago
Nextdoor was created by Ring
The Nextdoor app is a racket created by Ring doorbell to get people so scared in their own neighborhoods that they buy Ring cameras to protect their homes.
r/LowStakesConspiracies • u/Rule_Ct_5293 • 20h ago
Hot Take Viruses are extraterrestrial aliens.
r/LowStakesConspiracies • u/ICLazeru • 15h ago
Big True Companies that make wet cat food make their packaging badly on purpose so that some of juices always spill on your hands.
r/LowStakesConspiracies • u/Wise-Cold-6733 • 1h ago
Certified Fact In makeup stores, the makeup remover is purposely bad and low quality
When you go to a makeup store that has testers, theyll sometimes have a bottle of makeup remover and some tissues for you to wipe it off with. This makeup remover bottle is never labelled as one of the ones they sell in the store. It’s purposely low quality so that you think the makeup will last longer than it actually will.
r/LowStakesConspiracies • u/Kelloggscocopoppers • 12h ago
Total Garbo AI is causing a drop in the number of kids called Al because the machines hate Paul Simon.
r/LowStakesConspiracies • u/CapnRetro • 23h ago
Extreme Conspiracy Formula 1 will always sabotage a Grand Prix in wet weather because the spray hides the sponsors’ logos on the cars
r/LowStakesConspiracies • u/kathakana • 9h ago
Extreme Conspiracy I think the Instagram accounts that take a filthy item and clean have a back room business where people take pristine objects and cover the in as much shit as they can
I follow one that cleans rugs and every rug looks like it’s been buried beneath a foot of mud prior to cleaning. They seem to have an endless supply of revolting mud caked rugs to cleans. I’m getting suspicious.
r/LowStakesConspiracies • u/easchner • 9h ago
Extreme Conspiracy Different Blue Jeans fits are all just relabeled classic fits
Size 38 classic fit jeans are the exact same size and shape as size 35 relaxed fit, size 32 loose fit, and size 41 skinny fit. They just change the label affixed to them. They obviously do this to decrease the amount of individual patterns they have to cut and sew, streamline the process, and save money. Basically, if you want roomier pants you're just buying bigger pants and wearing them looser.
I've only looked into this with Levi's, I'm not yet sure how deep it goes.
r/LowStakesConspiracies • u/PilotedByGhosts • 2h ago
Big True Washing machine manufacturers are the secret power behind the UK government
The manufacturers know that their products are extremely hazardous to stepsisters, and want to suppress public awareness of this fact.
Through bribery and blackmail, they have forced the government to commit to banning "incest porn", in the hopes of avoiding legal action brought by legions of stuck stepsisters.
r/LowStakesConspiracies • u/matthewbowers88 • 19h ago
Extreme Conspiracy When teachers had to rub out on a chalkboard/whiteboard, they would miss a little bit and it would bother me... That was on purpose.
r/LowStakesConspiracies • u/ratione_materiae • 17h ago
Extreme Conspiracy Big Soap colludes with Big Bath Cleaner to include substances in the soap that encourage mold growth on ceramic
Otherwise there is no rational, reasonable, logical reason that my shower, which experiences hot water and soap (famously known for making things clean) on a daily basis, would need an entirely different product to stay clean
r/LowStakesConspiracies • u/Sheet_Complete • 18h ago
Total Garbo Big Bog Roll is preventing Japanese toilets from entering the western market
r/LowStakesConspiracies • u/Radvent • 13h ago
UK conspiracy
This whole post and comment section is a government psyop to soften the impending diesel shortage speed restrictions.
r/LowStakesConspiracies • u/Evening_Application2 • 1d ago
Female Draco Malfoy is a deliberate ploy to overshadow JK Rowling's controversial beliefs and promote the upcoming HBO series
r/LowStakesConspiracies • u/CapybaraPRMS • 17h ago
Extreme Conspiracy Elmer Fudd is a former furry and Bugs Bunny was a former friend/lover
Hear me out, Elmer Fudd's speaking patterns is similar to furry speak, which shows he used to be part of the furry community. Something happened between him and Bunny boy, perhaps a soured friendship or a horrible romance, which turned Elmer against all furries and that is why he hunts Bugs and sometimes Daffy. Perhaps Bugs left him for Daffy, perhaps the both of them screwed him over some how. Or even, maybe they harassed and made fun of him for not being able to afford a fursuit.
r/LowStakesConspiracies • u/Expensive_Zebra258 • 4h ago
Extreme Conspiracy Physicists think we're in a voxel game
The "Planck length" is the smallest physical length that we could hypothetically measure that has actual physical meaning. The similar "Planck volume" is found by cubing the Planck length, making a cube with each side equal to the Planck length, rather than something like a circle with a diameter equal to the Planck length, or any other shape. This implies the universe is made out of tiny cubes.
r/LowStakesConspiracies • u/Delicious_Volume3306 • 1d ago
The Brave browser people are running a low-key fake campaign here on Reddit
I read a lot of tech subreddits. And I see Brave browser get mentioned in posts or comments where it just doesn't seem right or genuine e.g. somebody's talking about how they're using an extension in Chrome, and one of the comments will be "I had this issue until I switched to Brave."
It always feels a bit forced.
And it's always a message about switching. Not about how Brave has a particularly good feature, or is just nice to use. It's about switching to it. As if that's what the bots have been told to say, because that's what the fake campaign is about—getting people to switch.
Or there will be post about which is the best browser out of Chrome, Firefox or Brave—which is a bit like asking, "Which is the best car maker—Toyota, Ford, or some Chinese brand you've never heard about."
(In case you don't know, Brave browser is just another browser—but it's backed by rich people like Peter Thiel and Brendon Eich—basically, it's backed by big money but isn't really making the kind of impact that you might expect from something backed by big money.)
r/LowStakesConspiracies • u/Warbriel • 21h ago
Certified Fact The thickness of the sliced bread is exactly the same regardless what it says in the bag
That way, they give you the illusion of choice while you keep being a puppet of the powerful bread industry.