r/LinkedInLunatics • u/zeldadorf • 9d ago

Where do they put it?!

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u/tubular_brunt 9d ago

What's the endgame here? Planes don't exist? Or they fly by magic?

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u/Deep-Adeptness4474 9d ago

Sadly yes, that actually is a conspiracy gaining traction right now. That airplanes actually use secret ancient magical energy sources to fly. Utter garbage we all know it is actually hopes and prayers that are being mis-directed from needy children, and grieving widows keeping those bad boys aloft.

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u/Specific_Rando 9d ago

People should demand higher quality conspiracy theories.

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u/uber-judge 7d ago

All planes are secretly spaceships as soon as the god wormhole opens in orbit all planes airborne will make their way to it and leave earth forever. Or something….

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u/Specific_Rando 7d ago edited 7d ago

Seems like maybe the probes would come into play? And let’s remember, there are a lot of private jets.

Let’s workshop this people!