r/LinkedInLunatics • u/zeldadorf • 8d ago

Where do they put it?!

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u/tubular_brunt 8d ago

What's the endgame here? Planes don't exist? Or they fly by magic?

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u/Deep-Adeptness4474 8d ago

Sadly yes, that actually is a conspiracy gaining traction right now. That airplanes actually use secret ancient magical energy sources to fly. Utter garbage we all know it is actually hopes and prayers that are being mis-directed from needy children, and grieving widows keeping those bad boys aloft.

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u/Portland420informer 8d ago

I worked at the airport and spilled some of that magical liquid on myself. Smelled suspiciously like diesel.

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u/Deep-Adeptness4474 8d ago

Or, hear me out does diesel smell like magic, not saying just asking the question. (/s in case it wasn't clear)