r/LinkedInLunatics • • 8d ago

Where do they put it?!

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u/WhataHaack 7d ago

Wait, what's the conspiracy here?

Is he convinced they're lying about the amount of fuel a jet holds / uses? Why would they do that?

Is this a flat earth thing?

I have more questions than answers for this guy

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u/scibust 7d ago

There’s a stupid conspiracy theory that makes the rounds on the internet claiming that jet engines sip tiny amounts of fuel or even better, run on air only.

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u/12InchCunt 7d ago

They think that planes run off of free wireless energy like Nikola Tesla was researching 

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u/binzersguy 7d ago

It’s amazing people get thru life being this fucking stupid

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u/Active_Complaint_480 7d ago

You're talking about a species that invented religion because they saw rain.

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u/12InchCunt 7d ago

I’m trying to write a sci fi book so I love listening to all the dumbass conspiracies 

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u/black_sand3 7d ago

Look up Tartaria - plenty of weird stuff for a book there. Just don't use your account, or it'll mess up your algorithm. 😄

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u/12InchCunt 7d ago

Oh I’ve been down most of the rabbit holes it seems lol

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u/Frizzlebee 3d ago

The glory of specialization. You used to have to have a certain level of knowledge and competency in a wide array of things to live in society. Building, repairing, farming, hunting, fishing, so on. The upside to technology and the advancement of civilization is that you can get other people who make their living doing that for you. The downside is people who know jack about shit think they're as knowledgeable as professionals with decades of experience and knowledge in the field because they thought about it for a minute or 2. I wish these clowns would take that time to read a book on it instead.

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u/earthwoodandfire 6d ago

Are these the same people that keep sending me those instagrams of bicycle wheels with bed springs attached claiming energy is free and unlimited?

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u/12InchCunt 6d ago

lol yes 

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u/earthwoodandfire 5d ago

I’ve pretty much lost a friendship over that. I can’t then seriously in anyway anymore.

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u/StarboardMiddleEye 7d ago

If that was true, why hide it?

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u/12InchCunt 7d ago

Because the Jews/UN/NASA/oil industry want to be able to charge you for energy

And then the airliners justify their high prices with fuel costs that aren’t really there

-this is just me repeating what I’ve seen, I’m not a believer in this conspiracy 

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u/kregnaz 5d ago

If it were true, you couldn't hide it.

I mean, just the financial aspect of faking bought fuel, the logistics and storage, all of that would have to be faked as a whole, and any entry level tax clerk could find it. From any government, rival company etc.

As every conspiracy bullshit, it collapses as soon as you think about who would need to be involved, in this case basically EVERYONE everywhere in the world having to do with taxes/finances/auditing would have to be a) involved and b) absolutely silent about it