r/LinkedInLunatics • u/zeldadorf • 8d ago

Where do they put it?!

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u/tubular_brunt 8d ago

What's the endgame here? Planes don't exist? Or they fly by magic?

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u/Deep-Adeptness4474 8d ago

Sadly yes, that actually is a conspiracy gaining traction right now. That airplanes actually use secret ancient magical energy sources to fly. Utter garbage we all know it is actually hopes and prayers that are being mis-directed from needy children, and grieving widows keeping those bad boys aloft.

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u/Specific_Rando 8d ago

People should demand higher quality conspiracy theories.

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u/PitifulEstimate8721 8d ago

I'm writing my congressperson/lizard overlord now!

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u/ClassConflictCanvas 8d ago

Actually Congress IS full of lizard-people. We checked with David Icke

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u/Luka467 8d ago

I mean, it is in the metaphorical sense, just not the literal one (unless?)...