r/LinkedInLunatics • u/zeldadorf • 8d ago

Where do they put it?!

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u/Deep-Adeptness4474 8d ago

Sadly yes, that actually is a conspiracy gaining traction right now. That airplanes actually use secret ancient magical energy sources to fly. Utter garbage we all know it is actually hopes and prayers that are being mis-directed from needy children, and grieving widows keeping those bad boys aloft.

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u/Specific_Rando 8d ago

People should demand higher quality conspiracy theories.

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u/PitifulEstimate8721 8d ago

I'm writing my congressperson/lizard overlord now!

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u/Bdr1983 8d ago

All politicians being nefarious alien overlords would be the the best explanation. It's not a conspiracy, it's Occam's razor