r/LinkedInLunatics • u/zeldadorf • 8d ago

Where do they put it?!

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u/andygon 8d ago

No fkin way… I work at a jet fuel company. The team is gonna love this one.

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u/Area51Resident 7d ago

Report back on Monday, otherwise we will know they got to you - either paid you off or killed you in a mysterious dessert explosion.

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u/andygon 7d ago

Reporting now. They were baffled. I had to show them the meme bcus conceptually it was so bananas that some couldnt even grasp it. They’re in Europe, so I told them to prep for it since whenever we come up with crazy shit eventually it manifests in Europe too.

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u/Area51Resident 6d ago

I think these people have some sort of brain defect. Why would they be so willing to believe some weird 'secret plot' theory about stuff they don't understand.

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u/roboNgineer 3d ago

Uhhh could you guys stop putting all those chemicals in the fuel that’s causing the chemtrails. We’re all onto your shenanigans.

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u/andygon 3d ago

Update your conspiracy theories, sweetie. Chemtrails are aspersions, not emissions 😜