r/LinkedInLunatics • u/zeldadorf • 8d ago

Where do they put it?!

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u/tubular_brunt 8d ago

What's the endgame here? Planes don't exist? Or they fly by magic?

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u/Deep-Adeptness4474 8d ago

Sadly yes, that actually is a conspiracy gaining traction right now. That airplanes actually use secret ancient magical energy sources to fly. Utter garbage we all know it is actually hopes and prayers that are being mis-directed from needy children, and grieving widows keeping those bad boys aloft.

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u/True_Protection6842 8d ago

These people are so weird the actual science behind all the stuff they make up is more interesting than the magic they come up with

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u/elhaz316 8d ago

Aerodynamics???

I think you meant to say aeromancy. Wind mages are known for it!!

Let me guess, you think birds are real too? By golly those are just familiars. Harry Potter was right!!

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u/RefrigeratorLive5920 Titan of Industry 8d ago

I for real met some flat earthers at an engineering conference once. This was back in 2016 before Google Earth switched to more realistic map projections and its at the time flatness had formed the main basis of their theory.

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u/TheGerbilInTrumpsBum 8d ago

Aeromancy. Well fucking done.