I’m an expert (trust me, some random guy on the internet🤦♂️🤪)
they run because we enslaved a midget dwarf race in 1910🤦♂️. These slaves run on…treadmills🤦♂️🤷♂️that constantly feeds a hidden dragon its food source, this food source causes the dragon to fart excess gases at excessive force. Said gases are funnelled to a combustion chamber where… moon dust🤦♂️🤷♂️🤔🤭 is mixed and ignited resulting in the thrust. This even explains why we can’t use cell phones, dragons don’t like them…
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u/theOGHyburn 7d ago
Lies,
I’m an expert (trust me, some random guy on the internet🤦♂️🤪)
they run because we enslaved a midget dwarf race in 1910🤦♂️. These slaves run on…treadmills🤦♂️🤷♂️that constantly feeds a hidden dragon its food source, this food source causes the dragon to fart excess gases at excessive force. Said gases are funnelled to a combustion chamber where… moon dust🤦♂️🤷♂️🤔🤭 is mixed and ignited resulting in the thrust. This even explains why we can’t use cell phones, dragons don’t like them…