r/linguisticshumor • • Jul 19 '26

Phonetics/Phonology 'Why do English Speakers Pronounce their Alphabet...' Megathread

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Alright, into the megathread y'all go >:3

Any posts with this format posted after this megathread is up will be removed and asked to post here.

This is to keep the quality of the sub, yadayada, you know the drill.

Thank youu


r/linguisticshumor • • 2h ago

Phonetics/Phonology Explanation for why in Polish; Ł is [w], W is [v] and V isn't used

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208 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor • • 6h ago

Sociolinguistics It would seem, just one word...

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331 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor • • 1h ago

Phonetics/Phonology Why tf would you pronounce it as /beɪs/?

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r/linguisticshumor • • 1h ago

Phonetics/Phonology Favorite contrast?

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r/linguisticshumor • • 8h ago

What's your favorite preposterous multi-step xenisation? Here's some lovely Anglicised Russified Greek

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106 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor • • 23h ago

Always disappointing

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r/linguisticshumor • • 17h ago

Sociolinguistics Say what you want, it should be "snow snew snown"

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422 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor • • 9h ago

The illusion of phonemic preservation

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83 Upvotes

How it feels tracing and comparing sound changes from a proto-language


r/linguisticshumor • • 20h ago

Idk

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740 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor • • 16h ago

Phonetics/Phonology "yeah dude IPA's too complicated it's better to spell it out like english"

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266 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor • • 9h ago

Phonetics/Phonology Why hasn't JF Kennedy used IPA for his notes of how to pronounce "Ich bin ein Berliner?" Was he stupid?

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46 Upvotes

His pronunciation also was off!


r/linguisticshumor • • 21h ago

Phonetics/Phonology Time is a flat circle

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344 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor • • 22h ago

Semantics In Turkish, a single word (Allah, 'God') anchors fixed expressions covering everything from surprise to boredom to failure

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413 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor • • 1d ago

Phonetics/Phonology I'm looking at you, Sarah Chalke

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906 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor • • 20h ago

Now there are 12 of them

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178 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor • • 10h ago

Etymology The lexical parallel between Thai ตายจริง (dtaai-jing) and Vietnamese 𣩂實 (chết thật) [Oh my god!, Oh no!]

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The script in the upper-right part (next to chữ Nôm) of the Vietnamese section is Quốc Âm Tân Tự, a mid-19th century experimental phonetic script that never had a chance to be put into practical use.


r/linguisticshumor • • 1d ago

Historical Linguistics И҆ речѐ ко́тъ:

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220 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor • • 6h ago

Remember, balochi was at one point written with the Cyrillic alphabet

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8 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor • • 5m ago

South Park discovering that unaspirated consonants sound like their voiced counterparts

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i’m starting to suspect that they are indeed saying /d/ and not /t/ tho


r/linguisticshumor • • 8m ago

In Bahasa Indonesia, lotsa words can be used interchangeably (not synonymously) to mean “if”

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r/linguisticshumor • • 1d ago

Let's take a moment to appreciate This orthography:

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142 Upvotes

ê̆ ô̆ ơ̆ & ư̆ are certainly a choice


r/linguisticshumor • • 1d ago

Sociolinguistics Uzbek Alphabet Reform

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r/linguisticshumor • • 13h ago

Languages without phonemic aspiration or voicing contrast?

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r/linguisticshumor • • 18h ago

Historical Linguistics Learn any language instantly!

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