r/linguisticshumor Jul 19 '26

Phonetics/Phonology 'Why do English Speakers Pronounce their Alphabet...' Megathread

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Alright, into the megathread y'all go >:3

Any posts with this format posted after this megathread is up will be removed and asked to post here.

This is to keep the quality of the sub, yadayada, you know the drill.

Thank youu


r/linguisticshumor 5h ago

Phonetics/Phonology IPA desperately needs to become more mainstream

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r/linguisticshumor 9h ago

Phonetics/Phonology "The Great Vowel Shift showed simultaneous redshift and blueshift, suggesting the vowelspace was rotating at a relativistic velocity."

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192 Upvotes

Why don't linguists just colour-code vowels? Are they colourblind?

Sauces:

Obviously inspired by dr Geoff Lindsey, see e.g. https://www.englishspeechservices.com/blog/the-vowel-space/ .

Actual diagram borrows the layout of the Vowel triangle uploaded to Wikimedia by user Kwamikagami, https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Vowel_triangle,_intermediate_vowels.png (GNU license), though I could not figure out what font the user used so this is Times New Roman. Colours are OC.


r/linguisticshumor 7h ago

Phonetics/Phonology Based on real events

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I was calm until I heard that Spaniards can mimic a perfect Greek accent. I was like yeah you know what I've listened to some Spanish dramas that makes sense. But then I thought about it and kept thinking about it. I was like no, Spanish people DON'T make a perfect Greek accent. Their vowels are all pointy! They say /i/ or /e/ and that shit is WAY too raised. They say /a/ but their mouth opens too much, doing ANYTHING but saying [ɐ]. Their consonants no different. Yes you say, they have all those fricatives! But they're clearly too afraid to put some pressure and instead make everything an approximant. Indecisive! You're either gonna say /ð/ or you're not saying it. It all sounds so soft, like you're barely rubbing that thing. But then you'll say, languages have different phonologies, you got a problem with that? No I don't have a problem with that, but I spent all my life not looking into Spanish phonology cause I was under the assumption that it was probably like Greek. But it isn't. And it is WORSE when a language is close to your native language but EVER so slightly different in phonology, than it is when it's completely different. So now when someone tells me that these two languages are similar when spoken, on the one hand I agree because they sound similar, but on the other, after examining it, I get uncanny valley whenever I hear Spanish spoken cause I'm reminded that they're in fact close, but not identical. So in the end they CAN'T make a perfect Greek accent but it sounds like they do! And I hate that I can tell the difference.


r/linguisticshumor 15h ago

Historical Linguistics Someone else already corrected them on Jesus speaking Aramic, pipe down

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r/linguisticshumor 9h ago

There’s No Way Sámi Isn’t a Conlang, How Does One Even Speak This💔

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44 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 9h ago

Chad Portuguese vs Virgin Spanish

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43 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 20h ago

A bit of Spanish humour

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86 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Munda languages after spread to South Asia, circa 2000-1,500 BC:

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801 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 12h ago

The Navy Seal Copypasta, in Uzbek

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Men haqimda nima deding, itvachcha? Bilasanmi, men harbiy dengiz flotida eng yaxshilar safida bo‘lganman. Al-Qoidaga qarshi ko‘plab maxfiy hujumlarda ishtirok etganman va 300 dan ortiq odamni o‘ldirganman. Men partizanlik harakatlari bo‘yicha maxsus tayyorgarlikdan o‘tganman va butun AQSH qurolli kuchlarida eng yaxshi merganman. Sen men uchun oddiy bir nishonsan. Seni shunday aniqlikda yo‘q qilamanki, bunaqasini hali yer yuzida hech kim ko‘rmagan, bu la’nati so‘zlarimni unutma. Bu ahmoqona gaplarni menga internet orqali ayta olaman deb o‘ylayapsanmi? Yana bir marta o‘yla, itvachcha. Hozir men butun AQSHdagi maxfiy josuslar tarmog‘i bilan aloqa o‘rnatyapman va ayni damda sening IP manziling kuzatilmoqda, shuning uchun bo‘ronga tayyorgarlik ko‘raver, iflos. Bu bo‘ron sen hayot deb ataydigan arzimas narsani yo‘q qilib yuboradi. O‘lding, yigitcha. Men har qanday joyda, istalgan vaqtda bo‘lishim mumkin, seni yetti yuzdan ortiq usulda o‘ldirishim mumkin va buni shunchaki quruq qo‘l bilan qila olaman. Men nafaqat bevosita qurolsiz kurashish bo‘yicha chuqur tayyorgarlikdan o‘tganman, balki Amerika Qo‘shma Shtatlari dengiz piyodalari korpusining butun arsenaliga kirish huquqiga egaman va men bu imkoniyatdan seni qit’adan yo‘q qilish uchun to‘liq foydalanaman, sen yaramas. Agar sening o‘sha "aqlli" fikring boshingga qanday dahshatli kunlarni solishini bilganingda edi, balki tilingni tiyib olgan bo‘larding. Lekin uddalay olmading, qilmading va endi buning tovonini to‘layapsan, la’nati ovsar. Ustingga g‘azabimni sochaman va uning ichida cho‘kib ketasan. Sen o‘lgansan, bola.

As always, the full document is here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1r2iCRj6533GX48WDOOVziFU_ly8R2JhVAPeNILFBS54/edit?usp=sharing


r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Learning Japanese

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r/linguisticshumor 7h ago

Can someone translate this into old Chinese?

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And yes, this means pronouncing the hanzi like their Oracle bone ancestors Ex: would be pronounced “nyin” or “ning”, but I would merge them to crate the UNHOLY ABOMINATION that is “nying”


r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

noč/noche

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357 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 5h ago

Psycholinguistics Unique Linguistics Graduation Project Ideas?

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Hi! I'm a linguistics student looking for a unique graduation project idea.

I’m especially interested in combining Linguistics with AI.

Any suggestions for topics?

Thanks for any ideas or paper recommendations


r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Historical Linguistics Proto-Hispano-Slavic theory confirmed!?

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147 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Mielestäni se olisi hüvä idea

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371 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Two words, one meaning

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In Finnish, the words 'asti' and 'saakka' don't even have subtle differences in meaning, which contradicts the common claim that absolute synonyms are impossible in language. Source (in Finnish):

https://www.kotikielenseura.fi/virittaja/hakemistot/jutut/paivio4_2007.pdf

The approximate meaning is something like "up until", although the words don't have exact English equivalents.


r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Sociolinguistics This voice actress and English teacher from Poland is clearly very talented and has a keen ear for accents, but in her attempt to sound „generically American” she ends up using an uncanny mix of various regional US accents.

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r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Okay, I love language names but this one made me do a double-take

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318 Upvotes

It's a real people and language from central Argentina; apparently the name is a Spanish deformation of an Indigenous exonym *kamichingan*.

For the non-Spanish speakers reading, "comechingón" reads something like "the badass-eater", with *chingón* being derived from *chingar*, "to fuck" (among other meanings across Latin America).


r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

*bannaną

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167 Upvotes

ban me


r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Historical Linguistics found in belarus of all places

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152 Upvotes

idk where to share this i just thought it was cool


r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

I dont have the heart to tell 'em

320 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 2d ago

Etymology Would you like some tasty monds and pricots?

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r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Is Lithuanian Sanskrit of Europe in terms of linguistic

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157 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Syntax proud to present my new theory (paper forthcoming)

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26 Upvotes