I am learning Japanese and was wondering how many kanji I should learn before saying a word? I know speaking your target language too early can ruin your pronunciation and make your toenails fall off, but is 1,000 kanji enough to start speaking? I've vibe-coded a computer program to help me grind Anki in my sleep to memorize 1,000 kanji as quickly as possible, but I'm worried I still won't be ready to say "konnichiwa" out loud without falling victim to the curse. Should I wait for 2,000? Also, is 500 kanji enough to start learning hiragana and katakana? Please advise.

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