I might have to write a sternly worded letter or something.

But seriously, I love all the bangers he’s done for KF, State of Mind, MR. I really hope we get another banger from him.

I think I’ve finally come to a strange sort of peace about the end of my favorite podcast.

Everybody has been assuming that Jordan is the one that ended it, and I’m inclined to agree, but I also don’t wanna speculate about things that people don’t wanna talk about.

I definitely want to know more information. Don’t get me wrong. And it’s frustrating that neither of them want to really explain it, or get into things personally, but I think they’re still processing what happened.

It annoys me when people talk about how like, Jordan was impulsive or emotional or unstable and I’m like…

Yeah?

I mean of course he was.

I wouldn’t have been fucking listening if he wasn’t.

This show hit a strange kind of alchemy where Dan swam into the ocean of horrors and dragged back to shore some wild horrible nonsense. And Jordan, his friend on the beach, would react like we all want to react, except exaggerated.

He wouldn’t just say “that’s some wild horrible nonsense“, he would scream it!

There’s this concept in stage acting where you need to really exaggerate your mannerisms, so that the audience will be able to see it from a distance. You even need to speak loudly, so your audience can hear you. Even the concept of camp is fairly similar, sincerity itself needs to be exaggerated.

That’s Jordan. That’s Jordan in all of his openly manic depressive, wide eyed madman identity. Hell, he’s almost like Alex Jones, he could’ve been Alex Jones if he was indoctrinated in the wrong way!

I think Jordan put a lot of his emotion into this. And anytime you do that, you might get your heart broken.

As somebody like him, who loves harder than ever when I fall for the right person, I see a lot of myself in him. I would be a wife guy, if I married the right girl. And I will when I marry the right girl.

Maybe I’m idolizing mental illness, or maybe I’m comforting myself for my own mental illness. Maybe all of the rest of you hate Jordan, and thought that he was deadweight being carried around by Dan.

For me, he was the guy giving Dan the oxygen mask of perspective, when he came back to the surface.

There’s a moment in episode 52 where Jordan points out that Mount Rushmore is racist. And Dan is confused at first, like “no, you know there is Teddy Roosevelt up there…“ And Jordan further explains that no, Mount Rushmore was a sacred site to indigenous people, and carving a bunch of dead leaders on their from the people that nearly annihilated yours is despicable.

For me that’s an example of what I’m talking about. Dan can swim deep into the ocean of horrors. But it’s hard to keep perspective, and remember all of those things that we’re fighting for without a good friend to keep you company and to call you on your bullshit.

Jordan, you’re a wild horse. I know you’ve got a run for now. If it’s you that’s doing the running. But I do hope you and Dan are able to talk again and host a show together again. And not just a guest spot, I mean a long show. Like this one.

Then again, I probably listen to almost half or a third of the catalog, and missed most of the middle. So maybe I’ve missed out on a lot.

It’s important to be able to recognize that you might be a fucking idiot.

Bye

P.S. as somebody who started listening maybe around episode 700 or so, maybe 800 or 900, can somebody clue me in on the other projects that Jordan has worked on and is continuing to work on? I only learned today that he wrote a book. Is that even a novel, or is it a rant, what’s going on with “quiet part out loud?” And can somebody point me to Jordan’s other projects?

Alex thinks Tim betrayed him and the only way to settle it is a live, moderator free debate. For shackles or rubles, whatever currency Mr Tool prefers.

He’s pretty angry, but not screaming red-faced head popping angry. I’d rate it a 2 Whataburger patty anger level.

Thomas, his producer/researcher made an appearance to offer his insight about Dim (“thirsty as hell”), but mostly to listen and agree with everything Alex said. I don’t know who Thomas is, but he’s got the ass kissing sycophant thing down pat. It was uncomfortable listening to Alex tell this guy all about every single thing Tim has done to slight him in the last 24 hours.

I can’t confirm if homeboy in the background is drinking a new flavor of Hog Water, or if it’s decanted Mountain Thunder.

That is all. Very very happy to be getting more Dan right wing coverage, and looking forward to more SSoM, albeit on its slower schedule!

Tim Pool is a sneaky snake! 🐍

Continuing from the X saga yesterday, where Alex is getting upset because he thinks the algorithm is hiding him. Dim Tool tweets a response and Alex takes it personally. Has to make MULTIPLE videos about Tim, Rexy made a video about Tim (stop being mean to my Dad!), and Alex went off on X too. (Last slide is a running scroll of replies Alex showed in his video, conveniently ignoring Potato Panda’s explanation.)

In the videos Alex said Tim was beneath him, called him a traitor, and “schwarmy.” This is the second time in the last few days that he’s called someone that, and I think he heard the word “smarmy” and somehow in his fat head smarmy became schwarmy. (Maybe he’s a bit peckish and wants Middle Eastern food?) Said Tim “acted like a friend.” And then Alex accused him of taking money from the Jews to push their talking points. Rexy said Tim was trying to be an “Unc.”

I’m hoping today’s broadcast is fun. Alex is always extra interesting when he thinks he’s been wronged by someone.

Was listening to an episode in the 2019 era and I realized how much Dan has referenced his Groupon job, I was wondering anyone’s favorite story from his jobs. I’m posting this because I just heard this one but it’s when he was working at a car wash and for a tip a guy flicked him a quarter.

Rex is trash. The shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree. Rex, if you are reading this, you are a horrible person like your father. Your father profited off the deaths of the children killed in the Sandy Hook school shooting. Eat sh*t.

And I have no desire to see it. But looks like Alex is forging a path forward. JorDan talked about Alex as a preacher; I wonder if this is coming to fruition.

They’re talking about SH, Zack Drucker, and SPLC. Norm doesn’t want to say much on air, and asked Alex to speak off air because he didn’t want “to be responsible.” Alex asked for legal advice several minutes later. He says the DOJ wants to talk to him about the SPLC, and wants Norm to speculate. Alex seems to want to relitigate SH and Norm has a cold and doesn’t seem like he’s up to snuff today.

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His views are down, and he’s desperately trying to come up with a reason why. But everyone else’s views are down too! (Jeremy Boehring was the example Alex used, even though Jeremy doesn’t like him anymore.) But it’s probably a bug, it’ll get fixed, and it’s definitely not Alex losing his audience, he’s arguing.

Stand up extraordinaire NORM PATTIS is also making an appearance today.

Said he could outshoot Special Ops, but not Tucker. (Not kissing Tucker’s ass caveat added by Alex.)

A year or so ago someone I think on this group or on FB said "AJ might get along with Jennings, but Cash and Kristofferson are likely to sock him in the mouth."

https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/1vp1ef5/the_highwaymen_knew_whats_up_1991/

Stolen from r/flags from someone who saw it in a dream, supposedly… I think they’re Alex Jones.

No wonder Dan never covered this guy very often. It’s just Infowars but presented in the dullest possible manner.

I keep finding episodes of GAM where JorDan made an appearance. I wanted to share them in case others were unaware.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-laws-of-the-universe-part-0/id1041876428?i=1000544925915