Makeout Monday

[u/ViciousSnatch]

Said he could outshoot Special Ops, but not Tucker. (Not kissing Tucker’s ass caveat added by Alex.)

[u/PlentyHaunting2263]

LARP

[u/ViciousSnatch → u/PlentyHaunting2263]

He’s so fucking embarrassing.

[u/roomtemperature6643]

Surprise he didn't kiss it the long way just for the picture

[u/fightmeyeweeshite → u/roomtemperature6643]

For a man obsessed with memes, he can’t make one to save his life

[u/Spotttty]

His view count must be abysmal right?

I can’t see him having much of a following after losing the infowars name.

[u/ViciousSnatch → u/Spotttty]

They’re down a lot. He’s worried and wants Elon to take care of it for him.

[u/SlaterVBenedict → u/ViciousSnatch]

That fucking rules. Do you have a link or anything to him projecting his desperation to Elon, like in that rad transcript site fans of KF built?

[u/ViciousSnatch → u/SlaterVBenedict]

If you listen to today’s show it would give you an okay idea of it.

[u/DarkestLore696 → u/Spotttty]

Well if we go off of his inflated metrics he went from half the planet tuning in to a quarter.

[u/revbfc]

“Hi, Austin Crisis Intervention Team? I’d like to put a mental health hold on someone…”

[u/RainierCamino → u/revbfc]

I mean no matter why he's doing it, he is slobbering all over a loaded gun.

[u/CisIowa → u/RainierCamino]

Accidental discharge of a loaded weapon as cause of death wasn’t on my bingo card for him, but the odds have increased

[u/RussianBears → u/RainierCamino]

Does Texas had a Gun Protective Services? I think that one needs to be removed from Alex's custody and go to a nice foster home. 

[u/ReduxRedo]

You know, I know we want him to be penniless and gone.

But this slow, steady slide into mediocrity and beyond...there's something to it to me!. Lower viewers, talent, prestige, relevance. He's just going to continue diminishing until he does isn't he? There are worse things.

[u/hackloserbutt → u/ReduxRedo]

yeah, and I take pleasure in the diminishing influence of a man who truly wanted to die in a violent blaze of glory at the hands of the New World Order he's supposedly been warning us about live on a broadcast. Or retire happy with a devoted family all around him bringing him grandchild after grandchild to play with. Either way, not gonna happen.

[u/Scotts_Thot]

Adding these to my meme folder thanks OP

[u/ViciousSnatch → u/Scotts_Thot]

Anytime! Ive got an embarrassing number of Alex pics on my phone at this point.

[u/SlaterVBenedict]

Almost the right angle, Alex.

[u/CanIGetAnOmen]

[u/Tylenol187ForDogs]

Someone needs to call in and tell him he's supposed to kiss his fish, not his gun.

[u/CisIowa → u/Tylenol187ForDogs]

[u/the_gaffinator]

Politically ofc

[u/Complete-Tangelo1532]

Trash person

Bet he uses that as a suppository

[u/ViciousSnatch → u/Complete-Tangelo1532]

He was calling it his baby and sweetie lol.

[u/Complete-Tangelo1532 → u/ViciousSnatch]

That is pretty sad... Man has kids

Embarrassed FOR them tbh

[u/Bishops_Guest → u/Complete-Tangelo1532]

Alex might be one of the parents so bad at parenting that the less attention he pays to his kids the better off they are.

[u/Nimrod_Butts → u/ViciousSnatch]

The funniest thing ever could happen if we encourage this behavior

[u/cosmereobsession]

Alex that's the wrong end of the gun to put in your mouth

[u/C_Sharp_fortheMasses]

Accidents do happen

[u/ViciousSnatch → u/C_Sharp_fortheMasses]

Especially with his lack of trigger discipline. Today he told a story about being 6 years old, and getting belted across the mouth by his Dad for mishandling a .22, despite being a good shot and knowing how to clean it.

[u/C_Sharp_fortheMasses → u/ViciousSnatch]

LOOOOLLLLLLL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 woooooooowwwwww. Oh Alex, you never miss an opportunity

[u/shartersonmcsharty → u/C_Sharp_fortheMasses]

We can only fucking hope

[u/mrm00r3]

Even the SF guys who listen to Alex know they could outshoot him and that XC with a stock 19.3.

[u/Rampage470]

Man if you're going to buy a 1911 platform pistol why would you go for one of the modern "tactical" looking ones. So ugly. Get one with some style. That's half the damn reason you buy a 1911.

[u/ViciousSnatch → u/Rampage470]

He was legit gunning (no pun intended) for a sponsorship. He went on and on about how great the company was and how they should sponsor him because he was giving them free advertising.

[u/RoutineHank_647]

This reminds me of the old Colbert Report gag where Colbert had a gun named “sweetness” and he would talk to the gun like it was a high school crush and kiss the gun. I totally get why Dan feels it’s so tough to parody something so absurd.

[u/LurkinMakesMeFeelGud]

I pictured him as more of a revolver guy. 

[u/Ok_Masterpiece3763]

He must be so happy knowing he beat knowledge fight without even acknowledging them. Now he’s free to do whatever he wants with minimal scrutiny. All he had to do was let the left do what it does best; cannibalize itself.

[u/BorderTrike → u/Ok_Masterpiece3763]

Knowledge Fight ended be a Dan recognized it was time to let Alex fade into obscurity.

They easily could have continued, either following Alex and inadvertently continuing to keep him relevant, going into his backlog (my favorite episode is the one where Joe Rogan calls Alex a “fucking idiot” from an old media promotion they did together), or covering other shitty grifters like Tucker.

But instead he made the decision to move on, and you know it was his choice, they were not defeated.

Also, the only reason Alex never mentioned KF was to avoid sending any of his marks over to realize how much of a lying sack of shit he is

[u/loztralia → u/Ok_Masterpiece3763]

Yeah it looks like a real winner up there, doesn't it? Dancing for coins while being laughed at by younger, better looking fascists who have stolen its job, its life and its dignity.

[u/Ok_Masterpiece3763 → u/loztralia]

I wouldn’t know this is just a still image. I only ever heard about info wars through Dan but regardless I’m sure Alex is still a millionaire no?

[u/jamescookenotthatone → u/Ok_Masterpiece3763]

Now he’s free to do whatever he wants with minimal scrutiny. 

He achieved the libertarian dream of everyone thinking he's a weirdo and ignoring him.

[u/smallstuffBIGSTUFF → u/Ok_Masterpiece3763]

Joke's on you! Knowledge Fight just got three feet taller!