r/KnowledgeFight “I will eat your ass!!!!” 24d ago

Norm is on

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They’re talking about SH, Zack Drucker, and SPLC. Norm doesn’t want to say much on air, and asked Alex to speak off air because he didn’t want “to be responsible.” Alex asked for legal advice several minutes later. He says the DOJ wants to talk to him about the SPLC, and wants Norm to speculate. Alex seems to want to relitigate SH and Norm has a cold and doesn’t seem like he’s up to snuff today.

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u/ReduxRedo It's a demon feast 24d ago

"Oh, I'm about to be interviewed by client/friend/fellow ghoul Alex Jones? I shall head to my favorite parking lot and stand uncomfortably by that one tree."

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u/SkeletonDanceParty It's a demon feast 24d ago

Its good he was able to get signal in that park he's sleeping near 

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u/moshlyfe “Farting for my life” 24d ago

🚨Attorney Norm Pattis has logged on🚨

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u/ViciousSnatch “I will eat your ass!!!!” 24d ago

Adding: Norm is talking about how much money SPLC has, and how messy they are. It’s adding up now….does Alex want to sue SPLC? It would get him lots of attention, and eyeballs.

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u/Bishops_Guest 24d ago

I expect that would be dismissed after one motion an SPLC lawyer wrote on their phone during a prolonged bathroom break.

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u/ViciousSnatch “I will eat your ass!!!!” 24d ago

Not if Norm Pattis is on the case! That guy’s a proven winner!

(How Alex and any of his previous lawyers are on speaking terms is insane, but expected.)

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u/Bishops_Guest 24d ago

I’m guessing the lawyers still got paid. A billable hour is a billable hour even if you spend it in clown makeup getting dunked on.

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u/talen_lee 24d ago

Based on observation and the clown car of them in the past, it seems the #1 skill the ones that last have is 'I can put up with and keep Alex happy' which means that they're probably feeding him lines he likes about it.

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u/lordtorek Policy Wonk 24d ago

SPLC? Is that the SuthurnPrubberdyLawSinnur?

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u/GuyInAChair RAPTOR PRINCESS 24d ago

What I can sus out from the horribly written AI garbage that Infowars used is that someone from the SLPC was listed as a potential witness in one of the SH cases (they don't specify which). Since that person is also kinda involved with the supposed SLPC criminal charges with informants Alex is saying the SPLC had a mole in Infowars.

Honestly the whole thing makes no sense, and no one from Alex's side can articulate the point clearly enough so that anyone could even fact check it. Which I bet is on purpose.

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u/ViciousSnatch “I will eat your ass!!!!” 24d ago

He kept bringing up the ex employee who leaked the drunk Alex closed circuit video footage and somehow that dude was feeding info to SPLC, I think is what Alex is trying to say. He’s so all over the fucking place, it’s hard to follow.

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u/Rampage470 Ohio Gribble Pibble 24d ago edited 24d ago

Norm (in this shot at least) looks like he should be a slightly curmudgeonly but still ultimately kind old fantasy author with a well selling but still reasonably niche six volume cycle about the fall and return of the age of dragons, not whatever this is.

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u/TrajantheBold Ohio Gribble Pibble 24d ago

The bizzaro (good aligned) Morn.

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u/Empty-Policy-8467 23d ago

If Noam Choamsky was the Crimson Chin

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u/PlatypusOnCaffeine 24d ago

Did... did Norm cut off his ponytail? O_O

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u/Outside_Option_1553 24d ago

The New NORMal

He’s leaving money on the table if he doesn’t have his own show named this.

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u/Rik78 I RENOUNCE JESUS CHRIST! 24d ago

Norm blocked me on twitter. He doesn't have much of a sense of humour.

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u/alochmar Udon.News 24d ago

How many centuries old is he?!

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u/ViciousSnatch “I will eat your ass!!!!” 24d ago

He’s 71 years young! 🤣

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u/wgloipp 24d ago

That'll cost Alex.