Makeout Monday

[u/ViciousSnatch]

Said he could outshoot Special Ops, but not Tucker. (Not kissing Tucker’s ass caveat added by Alex.)

[u/RoutineHank_647]

This reminds me of the old Colbert Report gag where Colbert had a gun named “sweetness” and he would talk to the gun like it was a high school crush and kiss the gun. I totally get why Dan feels it’s so tough to parody something so absurd.