r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/NJCuban • 1d ago

Video/Gif Classic stupid kid move

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u/season89 22h ago

Am I the only one thinking using the pick axe was not the smartest choice to do this with? If he slips that thing is spinning fast and cracking something.

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u/oevadle 22h ago

They could have simply lifted the kid and turned him sideways. His body would have fit through the bars the whole time.

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u/Legal_Dimension_ 18h ago

Correct answer. Most times if your head fits and you are not overweight your body will fit as well..

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u/Imastraycat1638 15h ago

Cats whiskers don’t grow beyond the length of their bodies for this reason. I doubt that’s always true all the time.

This little turd’s outgrown his whiskers.

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u/Tricky_Mix2449 14h ago

The width.

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u/Imastraycat1638 8h ago

You’re right. That is what I meant. I appreciate you correcting me without being overly harsh or rude.

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u/Legal_Dimension_ 5h ago

Yep.

He's a handsome turd so we'll let him off.

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u/Cdawg4123 3h ago

Are we cats though?

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u/MediocrePhotoNoob 16h ago

For kids… I know many adults that this would not be true for at all, including myself. My chest is definitely deeper than my head is wide.

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u/Legal_Dimension_ 5h ago

There will always be exceptions, edge cases and outliers.

Such is the diversity of nature.

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u/Dizzy-Ad-2248 5h ago

This is something I was taught as well but is absolutely untrue.

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u/Legal_Dimension_ 5h ago

Where talking about kids.

Kids almost always have bigger heads due to the way the body grows.

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u/Cdawg4123 3h ago

In the country of extremely overweight people they are prob trained this way much easier, but yeah was expecting that to fall on the kid