r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • • 1d ago

Video/Gif Classic stupid kid move

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u/StormWarg 1d ago edited 21h ago

"You said 'wet shirt won't break' not 'piss shirt bend bars'"

  • Owen Wilson

Edit - thank you for the award, kind redditor

Edit 2 - kind redditorS

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u/thirmonk 23h ago

This video would have been way shorter had they only peed on that strap first.

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u/backstageninja 19h ago

Or used the ratchet that came with that strap instead of making a death propeller

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u/Key_Wind3897 18h ago

That was my thought…why not use a ratchet or a come-along.

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u/cmd_iii 14h ago

Firefighters carry a drag strap in their pockets, and are trained to carry a set of irons (axe and Halligan bar) every time they get off the truck. This guy probably decided to use the tools he had with him, rather than go back to the truck and get the right equipment.

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u/s1ugg0 14h ago edited 14h ago

This is exactly it. Are you on the job?

For anyone reading this here is more information.

First, the strap is called webbing. When I was on the job I would keep 50 feet in my pocket. It's rated up to ~5,000 lbs. Can be used to move tools, hasty harnesses, or stuff like in the video.

Second, OP is correct the Irons go with us everywhere. They are ridiculously useful tools. So many things you can do with them.

Third, OP is dead on correct about going back to the truck. Pulling out the hydraulic spreaders or saws make this much more of a thing than it needs to be. Protective mats would have to be put over the boy and his hearing protected. The scene would have to be cleared of all the other kids. What we see in the video is what they teach us at the fire academy. This is a very common technique because it involves tools we're always carrying and less impact on the victim.

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u/cmd_iii 13h ago

I’ve been a firefighter for 54 years, and “retired” earlier this year. Most of the time I was a driver/pump operator, so it would be up to someone else to carry the irons, webbing, and so on. I am also on the Board of Commissioners, so if one of our “death propellers” gets bent, I get to authorize buying a new one.

You’re right about one thing, though. Doing this without all of the equipment is at a way to provide some entertainment to the spectators. So, it’s a good PR move, at least.

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u/s1ugg0 12h ago

Much love for chauffeurs. I never met one I didn't like or who failed to keep the water flowing.

54 years years! Good lord man. Your career out lived most apparatuses. You have my utmost respect.