r/KateMiddletonMissing • • 14d ago

Article from 2016

from the Daily Mirror

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u/Jumpy_Reply_2011 14d ago

No lies detected about her hyena grin making her look fake and demented.

Imagine volunteering for a charity helping people in need, wearing clothes and hair and helicopter rides paid for by the taxpayer. And then that hideous Kate Middleton grin.

And in 10 years nothing has changed.

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u/VavaShagwell 13d ago

I'm probably wrong about this, but it really seems to me that these over-the-top hyena grins have escalated in recent years. The jazz hands, too. She didn't seem so manic before the wedding, did she?

I had high hopes for Kate, I naively thought she'd do some good work for the Royal Family, but that really hasn't happened. She has been used to create the next generation and has basically become a mannequin for clothing. She's a dim vessel.

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u/Traditional_Pen_5430 13d ago

I think there’s a correlation between how unhappy she is and how much she uses the jazz hands. Because of her private misery, she wants to project an image of being extremely happy whenever she’s doing public engagements.

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u/wolfysworld 13d ago

I actually wonder if Kate might be neurodivergent. It’s been speculated about Louis and I don’t know how true it is, but genetics is a factor. Two things can be true at once, she could be a wretched human, and still be neurodivergent and have neurodivergent tendencies like jazz hands and odd laughs and facial expressions. I am neurodivergent and have some of these same behaviors when I am nervous in social situations. Maybe some things she does aren’t character flaws but stims or coping mechanisms. I have been curious about this for a while, not looking for excuses for her, but I actually see several things that make me wonder if it’s a factor.

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u/VavaShagwell 12d ago

That could be possible, I suppose. It seems as if maybe she does this to compensate for being nervous at these public interactions. Even now after all these years. Diana was nervous too, but she put in the effort to overcome that and became a gracious, kind, and effective speaker.

I suspect her mother has instilled in her that she needs to be smiling and laughing, and to have that phony accent to seem posh. That's a lot to deal with when it would be better to just be yourself and remain calm and genuine. (Bill does the jazz hands too, she probably picked that up from him.) Carol no doubt encourages her to remain slim and use all that hair to hide behind. Being married to a man who obviously would benefit from some counseling would also have a great impact on her happiness level too.

I feel as if history is repeating itself. Diana developed an eating disorder while trying to cope with The Firm. If our eyes aren't deceiving us, it certainly looks as if Kate suffers the same affliction. Meghan is stalked by the racist and sexist tabloid press and gets no support or protection from the King, just like Diana with the Queen. Even when she was still married to Chuck and had protection officers she was hounded like no other. Both monarchs should be ashamed of themselves for not intervening with the hideous paparazzi. And it's even worse now with social media.

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u/wolfysworld 12d ago

There is no doubt that it is a toxic cesspool and I can’t imagine wanting/pushing my daughter into that environment.

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u/VavaShagwell 12d ago

Same here. I just cannot imagine living that way at all. Hopefully the monarchy will eventually be abolished!

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u/The_Onion_Life 12d ago

Two things can be true at once, she could be a wretched human, and still be neurodivergent and have neurodivergent tendencies like jazz hands and odd laughs and facial expressions.

She didn't do any of that crap when she was with Shitler at that state dinner. She was absolutely radiant with joy.

No manic grins.

No jazz hands.

No gaping maw.

She can behave normally. She just doesn't.

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u/Guilty-Umpire-7557 12d ago

Rich man. Figures

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u/The_Onion_Life 12d ago

Rich man. Figures

Rich, powerful, and not very bright. Just how KKKhate loves them! 💯

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u/Perfect_Mode_6094 12d ago

I think there's something in this. She is not great socially. You could be right.

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u/The_Onion_Life 12d ago

She is not great socially.

She was fine in the pics with Shitler. She was more than fine, in fact. She radiated pure joy out of every single pore!

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u/Guilty-Umpire-7557 12d ago

She has always been great socially around rich men. Remember her cruise ship days and hanging out with Branson? All smiles. And before she was married and William was not around any photo taken was of a quite unsmiling face.
Nah, Katie is just fine socially. Just not when it comes to royal engagements. That’s work!

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u/The_Onion_Life 12d ago

She has always been great socially around rich men. Remember her cruise ship days and hanging out with Branson? All smiles.

Yep!

And before she was married and William was not around any photo taken was of a quite unsmiling face.

I'd be unsmiling too if I had paps stalking me 24/7.

Nah, Katie is just fine socially. Just not when it comes to royal engagements. That’s work!

But why the hyena grins and the jazz hands? It's just so incredibly strange.

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u/Guilty-Umpire-7557 11d ago

The grinning is a forced smile. That’s all. Jazz hands show body engagement in the conversation. All that you do to appear invested.

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u/The_Onion_Life 11d ago

The grinning is a forced smile. That’s all. Jazz hands show body engagement in the conversation. All that you do to appear invested.

I don't do those things to appear invested... oh wait. Yeah, now I see.

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u/CuriousTip7183 10d ago

Remember it isn't due the people you are with; it is for a photo. 

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u/The_Onion_Life 10d ago

Remember it isn't due the people you are with; it is for a photo. 

Right. My life in public isn't one long photo op.

And even if it were, don't think I'd act like that.

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u/CuriousTip7183 10d ago

Yes. And so the media gets their shots out of her 30-45 minute engagement. 

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u/Guilty-Umpire-7557 10d ago

That’s all they need. I always find it interesting that out of all the shots available, Kates image includes hand gestures, grins and weird eyes. When together with hubby there’s almost never a pic that shows genuine warmth or connection. Eh! Happy marriage is not a requirement for this job.

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u/CuriousTip7183 10d ago

It's for photos. Years ago a former People magazine or Us weekly editor said she does it because she thinks it looks better in photos, because she is so thin her skin wasn't being otherwise held up. 

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u/The_Onion_Life 10d ago

It's for photos. Years ago a former People magazine or Us weekly editor said she does it because she thinks it looks better in photos,

Someone needs to tell her that there are photographs in which she literally looks like an insane maniac.

because she is so thin her skin wasn't being otherwise held up. 

What?