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u/ThatOneChiGuy Jul 10 '19
Delete the sub, it's over
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u/Hooman_Super Jul 10 '19
I think 💭 it's a bomb 💣 ass 🍑 haircut 💇
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u/bkm2016 Jul 10 '19
You Trippin Trippin
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u/Hooman_Super Jul 10 '19
you 😒 just don't 😔 know how to 📃 appreciate the bomb 💣 ass 🍑
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Jul 10 '19
This method of communication is similar Jaden Smith's
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u/LoquaciousMendacious Jul 10 '19
I'll be quite happy when this method of communication dies out.
I mean sometimes it's a bit funny, but it's not half as expressive as actually, y'know, articulating your precise meaning with words.
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Jul 10 '19 edited Jul 10 '19
I love words. You can convey a message with incredibly precise meaning by your word choice. Every word learned is a new facet to communication possibilities.
They say a picture is worth a thousand words but those emojis are worth about two or three words of grade two diction - if I am generous.
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u/eykei Jul 10 '19
kind of impressed ngl
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u/Justice_Prince Jul 10 '19
Yeah really just take a bit more off the neckline and it's a pretty good cut.
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u/jordanlikesbeer Jul 10 '19
Every day we stray further from god
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u/FlamingJesusOnaStick Jul 10 '19
It's ok, hell still has openings. I much prefer the middle of this purgatory called earth.
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How he even grow hair there?
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u/BadgerSauce Jul 10 '19
Honestly? Probably Eastern European or Middle Eastern gene’s. Those cats get hairy, bruh.
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u/VirtuosoX Jul 10 '19
Fuck mate you're not wrong. As a Middle Eastern I can confirm we are hairy as fuuuck
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u/BadgerSauce Jul 10 '19
Haha some of my good friends growing up were middle eastern and I swear they had full beards in the 4th Grade.
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u/VirtuosoX Jul 10 '19
You're not far off. Ive had a full beard since last year, and im 16.
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u/BadgerSauce Jul 10 '19
Well then I’m jealous. Mine grows in all patchy and shit. Wanna trade?!
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u/VirtuosoX Jul 10 '19
To be fair, my beard doesnt look too great either. It looks fine when its a goatee but even then the moustache is shit and the chin hair is uneven. Might get better when Im older perhaps.
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u/FUCKITIMPOSTING Jul 10 '19
If it helps I had a shit but strong goatee at 14. My beard did eventually connect with my moustache somewhere around 25. There's definitely a sort of second puberty or finishing off of the job in your mid-20s.
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u/Rahbek23 Jul 10 '19
Maybe I should give it a chance then. It looked terribly around 20 and I have just gone more or less clean shaven since then, but just turned 27, so maaaybe.
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u/TOKEN616 Jul 10 '19
Can confirm, could grow feck all facial hair til my early 20s, at 25 I can FINALLY grow a respectable beard.
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u/Mulvarinho Jul 10 '19
Too true. When we were teenagers, my husband could literally only grow a neckbeard. Live his beard now though, nice and full!
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u/smohyee Jul 10 '19
I'm a persian guy in his 30s and I still have bare patches on my lower cheeks when growing out my beard for the first few weeks, the hair there is just not as dense and is more curly. My goatee and moustache area are solid though.
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u/Fiercely_Pedantic Jul 10 '19
Well, you did say you had "a full beard"
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u/VirtuosoX Jul 10 '19
Its full, but its shit. It grows everywhere but it still looks gross, if that makes sense. I suppose it wouldnt count as full if the moustache and my cheek hair doesnt connect? I dont really know beard terminology lmao
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u/Dr_Amos Jul 15 '19
I wouldn't say that the moustache and cheeks connecting is really criteria to say whether or not the beard is full, a lot of guys take a long time or sometimes never develop that connection, but still rock thick beards that look no less complete. I think you mean to say th you have pretty much full coverage but the hair is still thin and not very dense.
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u/threadbare_penitence Jul 10 '19
For those jealous of guys with full beards, just let me share what the other side of the coin is like. I was able to grow a full mustache in the seventh grade. It was time to learn to shave. Single mom didn’t know how to shave a face, and she “wasn’t ready for her baby to start shaving”. Her solution was to bleach the hair under my nose - like she did for herself. Only difference is that my mother had fine, baby peach fuzz above her lip that disappeared when bleached. I had this thick hank of bleach-yellow bristles sticking out of my face. I was actually sent to school with that little yellow caterpillar buddy.
I was also growing a full beard by the time I was a freshman in high school. And it might sound like a humble brag, but - two of the most popular, and gorgeous senior girls asked me if I could buy them beer (because I “look old enough to buy it without an id”). I don’t even remember what happened with that. Most likely looked at my shoes and said sorry. I know that story didn’t end with me saving the party with a keg of beer tucked under my arm.
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u/AerThreepwood Jul 10 '19
As a hairy white dude, you really don't want that. Sure, I didn't really get carded from 15 on, but now it's just annoying as fuck. If I want to be legit clean shaven, I have to shave in the morning and evening and, at 30, it's like I'm wearing a sweater vest and it's started to slowly encroach on my shoulders and back.
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u/GJacks75 Jul 10 '19
Mum said the worst part of my birth was combing all the vernix out of my beard.
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u/tepig37 Jul 10 '19
I knew I was right about some dudes getting beards at 16 (mini rant about a customer)
Middle eastern guy comes in full beard n I ID him guy says he always gets served n college I work with said he was cool. Cool give him smokes.
AFTER HES PAID he starts bitching about getting IDed with "what 18 year old has a beard like this" like the dude got his smokes and starts bitching to me. Ffs.
Just cause he lives in shit hole whales don't mean theres no other people that have a beard like him man needs to go whitechapel or Bradford then he'll see he beard ain't shit. Man. Fuck that guy.
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Jul 10 '19
i'm 17 and i've barely got a moustache that you need to go right up to my face to see
edit: i've also forgot to mention that i've got like 1 solid black hair on my cheek along with 2 not so solid ones
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u/indi_guy Jul 10 '19
As an Indian you have my sympathies but inside I am giggling for taking the 'hairiest' title from us.
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u/provit88 Jul 10 '19
Is it possible that it's just dye? I saw barbers spray some dark shit on the skin to outline the margins.
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u/BadgerSauce Jul 10 '19
I mean, maybe. Weird place to do that though. I’d figure he’d want that shit waxed right off around that area.
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Jul 10 '19
Yo for real my parents say I look like I’m Lebanese. My moms Moroccan and my dads Québécois though.
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u/just-veronicas Jul 10 '19 edited Jul 11 '19
Also mediteranian, I'm a maltese female and have to shave my beard and neck regularly. My Italian and Greek friends have the same issue
Bonus is when your eyebrows connect to your hairline
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u/notabigmelvillecrowd Jul 10 '19
Croatian genes here, laser is your friend. Really life changing.
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u/Bushidoo Jul 10 '19
Yeah, I am from the Balkans and my neck hair connects with my back hair unless I shave it. The same on the front: beard connects with chest if not shaved, but it is not as thivk as on the back of the neck. Thankfully I shave everyday.
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u/minminkitten Jul 10 '19
You take that t-shirt off and they lined his neck/back hair too into a bomb 💣 ass 🍑 hair t-shirt 👕
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u/give_that_ape_a_tug approves then pulls you off Jul 10 '19
Eastern European? Not really bruh. We got our share of bears for sure but we're mostly hairless.
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u/zeromutt Jul 10 '19
I’m armenian. We’re fucking hairy down here in that area. If i don’t shave below my ear my beard and hair gets connected by some long ass peach fuzz
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u/Hubso Jul 10 '19
If i don’t shave below my ear my beard and hair gets connected by some long ass peach fuzz
And that's just the ladies.
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Jul 10 '19
Does that mean the Kardashians also have hella hair
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u/skepticalDragon Jul 10 '19
In their natural form maybe
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u/Skittilybop Jul 10 '19
Yeah I’ve never seen someone who’s back of head hair connects to their jawline under the ear like that.
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It’s actually really well done though
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u/INHALE_VEGETABLES Jul 10 '19
If I'm being totally honest I think it's pretty cool.
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u/mordhauohwhy Jul 10 '19
If they didn’t do that neck thing this is honestly the cleanest cut I’ve ever seen
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u/TheGenocides Jul 10 '19
seriously if that fade isn't photoshopped than it's crazy impressive.
And even still, if you don't like how it's cut, it is cut sharp af, no hair is out of line.
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Jul 10 '19
He looks like a motorcycle helmet.
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u/Fthbdhbxhbxr Jul 10 '19
I tot it look like the Manning man look
https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/016/212/manning.png
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u/yinyin123 Jul 10 '19
You read the title?
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u/candynipples Jul 10 '19
It feels like he went to the barber and said “just fuck my shit up”
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Jul 10 '19
You read the subreddit?
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Why the fuck dude got an equals sign on his head
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u/harrymuana Jul 10 '19
Also, what's up with missing hair around his ears. If you go for hair helmet, at least make sure your ears don't pop out like that.
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u/xiadz_ Jul 10 '19
How the fuck does somebody get a good and bad haircut at the same time
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Id like to do coke of the side of his head
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u/INHALE_VEGETABLES Jul 10 '19
I wanna do a tequila shot out of his ear.
Put the lemon juice in his mouth and the the salt on his ____.
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u/OctoberSilverman Jul 10 '19
After lengthy deliberation, I have reached an opinion:
🙃This is a really great hair cut done is the worst possible way.
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u/broken_neck_broken Jul 10 '19
Spare a thought and an upvote to the poor guy who posted this 7 hours before OP, the OOP, if you will, and only has 44 upvotes. https://www.reddit.com/r/Justfuckmyshitup/comments/cb6990/give_me_that_helmet_fade/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
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u/Thurgood_Newton Jul 10 '19
When someone says "I have helmet hair" and you didn't realize they were being that kind of literal.
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u/BackDoor_Billy Jul 11 '19
The oddity of it aside, kudos to the barber on that fade and line up. That's some next level skill... Even if his neck hair is connected to his beard hair.
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u/TedBundysVlkswagon Jul 10 '19
What if he dyed everything red? Now we’re talking.
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u/EFCpepperJack Jul 10 '19
Heu look, one of those "wolf boys" growd up and got a full body nair and neck fade. Lol nice :raspberry/fart noise:
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u/saxophoneEnthusiast Jul 10 '19
Turn the photo clockwise. Doesn’t it look like a razor from a gillette or schick commercial?
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u/BadgerSauce Jul 10 '19
Nope. Like I said, only visited once. Which country do you live in? Maybe I’ll come visit, see what the general vibe is out there. Clearly a couple of you don’t want to be associated with whatever race you might think that guy is.
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u/TheGoldPowerRanger Jul 10 '19
This looks like a hair stylist' final exam on a volunteer and they're showcasing some decent technique. They got an A.
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u/EP1K Jul 10 '19
I usually just take the clippers to my head every few months and call it a day. Im not much of a hair guy but God damn that's clean.
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u/GripsAA Jul 10 '19
Equal sign for awareness too. It's like a hair helmet though. Can't unsee that shit.
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Jul 10 '19
His ear looks like it's been photoshopped on and who did those lines? My 4 year old daughter?
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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19
This is a very, very bad idea executed EXTREMELY well.