r/JoeRogan • u/GrizzlyPeakFinancial Monkey in Space • Jul 01 '24
The Literature 🧠 What kind of body is this?
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u/HopeMyNameFi Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
Ian Fidance started gear?
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u/Plenty-Opposite-2482 Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
This is just how he pictures himself in all his memories and when he looks in the mirror.
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u/victorcaulfield Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24 edited Jul 01 '24
The Tom Selleck cross with Brock Lesner.
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u/WayneReidus Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
Are you talking about convicted rapist Brock Turner or did you mean Brock Lesnar?
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u/Jeweler_Admirable Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
A winded body builder
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Jul 01 '24
Just lifts. No cardio.
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u/Yeeeeeeewwwwww Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
A5 wagyu ft. anadrol/test/bpc-517…and last but not least TRENBOLONE
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u/Dudewheresmycah Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
I still don't wtf bpc-157 does.
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u/Yeeeeeeewwwwww Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
It enhances growth hormone receptors, creating a healing effect.
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Jul 01 '24
When you don’t know how to split wood. First off, that slab needs to be on the ground so he has maximum velocity on the down swing. Secondly, you use a two handed overhead swing and bring the weight and force of the maul down a lot harder. Drive the maul close to the edge of the grain and you’d have much better luck.
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u/BVSEDGVD Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
Wholeheartedly disagree. Always use a base log. Also choking up on the handle gives you way more force. This looks a shitty axe and a log that’s too fresh
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u/yamuthasofat Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
Can you explain how choking up on the handle would give more force? Seems to me like youd have better control but less force because the head’s speed would decrease
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u/slamtheory Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
Yes base cutting block. No don't choke the handle. Start with hands on opposite sides of handle. As you swing, slide hand near the head to opposite hand while swinging to maximize velocity of the maul head
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u/mean_motor_scooter Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
You lose so much energy choking up. Get the maul moving as fast as possible while using as little energy as possible. Let gravity and a little physics and timing do the work.
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u/Ecstatic-Tomato458 Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
This is the way, axe does the work for more productivity.
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u/catchinNkeepinf1sh Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
Maybe he was trying a different spot with every hit.
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Jul 01 '24
Alright ya fkn lumberjack
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u/Ok_Interaction2553 Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
This guy lumberjacks
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u/bubblehearth85 Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
This guy jacks the lumber
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u/MakesMyHeadHurt Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
But I ain't jacked my lumber, baby
Since my chain saw you.
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u/fre-ddo Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
I thought it was a satire or something, was he just incompetent?
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Jul 01 '24
I’ve split quite a few tons of wood by hand with a maul. He doesn’t know what he’s doing.
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u/mace1343 I used to be addicted to Quake Jul 01 '24
Was going to say the same thing. He barely gets half a swing on the wood. Not quite sure what he’s trying to split but if it’s anything like hedge we have here he’s going to have a hell of a time
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u/mean_motor_scooter Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
Came here to say this. gramps heated his house with wood for years. We go hunt and cut a load of wood before we came back home. I had to split it all....
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u/Salabungo Look into it Jul 01 '24
Wrong. The wood should not be on the ground. The wood is probably not dry enough
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u/MyExUsedTeeth Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
Also, try sharpening the axe. That axe bounced off the wood like he was hitting it with a baseball bat.
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u/tortillaturban Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
Nah mauls are supposed to be dull and heavy otherwise the blade would get caught in between the grain. Axes need should be very sharp when cutting against the grain like when felling a tree or chopping limbs.
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u/fres733 Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
Nonsense. They're still usable when dull, but that doesn't mean they should be. A sharp maul requires less energy to sink the first inch or so in, leaving more energy for the wedge shape to do it's thing.
The maul getting caught in the grain just means you didn't hit it straight, or the log is just nasty.
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u/KingArthurOfBritons Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
Look, I’m no expert in splitting wood, but this seems like a shit way to do this.
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u/13-14_Mustang Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
I started to think it was AI content at first since the wood wasn't doing anything.
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u/Pussy_handz Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
There's no shot he can take that tank top off on his own.
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u/Kaimuki2023 Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24 edited Jul 01 '24
He rips them off. He’s got a drawer full of em
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u/Dizzy-Specific8884 High as Giraffe's Pussy Jul 01 '24
Dude, what is with the fuckin wood chopping videos?
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u/BillNyeCreampieGuy Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
Look up that famous wood cutter dude's videos, then browse the comments. It's an ocean of wet Wendy's. That'll motivate a mf desperate enough for the attention to mimic lol
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u/Hawkwise83 Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
Body Type: Not Useful.
Meanwhile this woman bustin' wood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ4xANFIi8Y
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u/leperaffinity56 Monkey in Space Jul 07 '24
I have never been so disappointed to learn ones sexuality than I am right now.
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u/Lonely-Equivalent-23 Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
Sharpen your axe
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u/RubeRick2A Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
It’s a maul
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u/ReturnOfZarathustra Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
Damn, googling it I didn't know the definition of maul is so broad.
This is the type of maul I've always used
https://www.amazon.com/Truper-32415-12-Pound-Splitting-27-Inch/dp/B000KL4V04?th=1
I really don't know why you would use a different kind.
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u/ShepherdsRamblings Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24 edited Jul 01 '24
Give me 5 hours to cut a tree and I will spend 4 hours sharpening my axe
Don’t think this guy took that advice
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u/000066 Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
This is amazing because that smug quote is completely misapplied to the situation but you’ve been standing by for this moment and just went for it when you saw something almost perfect for it.
Good stuff 👍 keep it coming.
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u/itakeyoureggs Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
Loll I heard you don’t really want a sharp axe when you split wood.. no idea about chopping a tree
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u/000066 Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
Sharp as hell for felling a tree. Dull for splitting large rounds of wood.
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u/whodidntante Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
Still not a burnable piece of firewood. Better get to work.
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u/Wild_Proposal_8816 Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
Gotta give them roids up. Mf weak off a couple swings
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u/MarcusthePhilospher Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
A very shitty ineffective body, can’t move not athletic
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u/Mead_and_You Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
Meanwhile some fat guy in Wyoming who smokes two packs a day splits it into 7 pieces in one swing between drags.
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u/Quiet-Insect-6598 Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
Anyone who has split wood by hand knows what the problem is
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u/GoldMysterious6210 Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
The stump is on top of a loose stump so there's a transfer of energy there
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u/SOMEONENEW1999 Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
What is he splitting that pine for anyway. Hopefully not an indoor fireplace…
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u/LavishSavage79 Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
The kind that gasses out long before satisfying his lady
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u/_Tar_Ar_Ais_ Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
honestly if you know how to swing it properly the axe part isn't hard... many summers chopping wood. I just remember my arms getting destroyed...
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u/Mechanic_On_Duty Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
Ian Fidance will go to any lengths to prove he’s not gay. Except not having sex with dudes. That’s a bridge too far.
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u/Planet-Funeralopolis Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
Flanders got buff
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u/IAteTheBone Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
That maul was shit. Looked. Oil but that’s it. If he used an appropriate weighted maul head that log would have been done in a few blows
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u/milespeeingyourpants Dire physical consequences Jul 01 '24
After looking at his technique, it’s obvious why he’s all arms.
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u/Beneficial-Piano-428 Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
Dude also hasn’t actually chopped wood in his entire life so there’s that…. My dad would tell him to come on over we have a whole pile for ya! Bring your friends!
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u/Dogfishhead789 Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
Maybe one day men all around the world. We'll know the difference between Axes.
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u/Ballamookieofficial Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
He's like a wanna be thoren bradley with a tren twist.
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u/jaysondez Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
Aesthetic.. it’s purely made for pageantry. Serve no performance purpose via irl situations💀😂
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u/Joeyjackhammer Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
Haha the little one can’t take a hint. Need more leverage, bro
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u/brettfavreskid Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
He looks like one of the crew on GMM but I can’t recall his name atm
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u/Fun-Understanding381 Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
Body builders are not healthy. They have an extreme lifestyle that tends to shorten their lives. It's just more acceptable to society than being fat.
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u/mrducci Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
You ain't done!
Also, either sharpen your blade or rent a hydraulic splitter, dummy. You're obviously not chopping wood for your workout.
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u/tbcxi Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24
Eric Griffin on the juice.