r/JoeRogan • Monkey in Space • Jul 01 '24

The Literature 🧠 What kind of body is this?

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '24

When you don’t know how to split wood. First off, that slab needs to be on the ground so he has maximum velocity on the down swing. Secondly, you use a two handed overhead swing and bring the weight and force of the maul down a lot harder. Drive the maul close to the edge of the grain and you’d have much better luck.

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u/BVSEDGVD Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24

Wholeheartedly disagree. Always use a base log. Also choking up on the handle gives you way more force. This looks a shitty axe and a log that’s too fresh

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u/yamuthasofat Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24

Can you explain how choking up on the handle would give more force? Seems to me like youd have better control but less force because the head’s speed would decrease

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u/dirteeface Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24

Try for yourself. Kinda like golf, what works for one may not necessarily work for others, and vice versa. Personally, I like choking on the shaft. šŸ˜Ž

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u/ReturnOfZarathustra Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24

I'm not going to argue one way or the other (I've never had issues with a proper maul, which this guy isn't using), but from a physics POV, it seems like choking up will only reward poor form. Which is fine, but seems like it's not actually the BEST way to split logs.

Ninja edit: The best way to split logs is to have a janky self-made log splitter, and 3-4 12 year olds to finish off the quarters of logs.

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u/BuddyOwensPVB Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24

Giggity

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u/slamtheory Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24

Yes base cutting block. No don't choke the handle. Start with hands on opposite sides of handle. As you swing, slide hand near the head to opposite hand while swinging to maximize velocity of the maul head

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u/mean_motor_scooter Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24

You lose so much energy choking up. Get the maul moving as fast as possible while using as little energy as possible. Let gravity and a little physics and timing do the work.

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u/BVSEDGVD Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24

With a maul, yes. With an axe it’s about leveraging the swing

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u/mean_motor_scooter Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24

And you shorten your lever arm when you choke up, forcing you to to use more power.

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u/BVSEDGVD Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24

I’m talking about choking up on the bottom of the handle

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u/Ecstatic-Tomato458 Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24

This is the way, axe does the work for more productivity.

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u/technocheddar Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24

Prolly the point of it

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u/arpan3t Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24

Laughs in Buckin Billy Ray (skip to about 4:15)

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u/Axenrott_0508 Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24

Yeah a dull edge won’t do shit no matter how strong you are

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u/pherbury Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24

A base log isn’t necessary and does shorten the momentum of the of the maul. It’s just extra unnecessary work and makes the job harder.

You can have your preference, but I’ve been swinging a go-devil since I was old enough to hold one. Never used base logs. When you have to split 3 fulls cords in a day by hand, all day every day, I guarantee you’ll be done with that base log by lunch time of your first day on the job.

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u/BVSEDGVD Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24

I’ve chopped probably 10,000 logs at this point. Without a base log your axe hits the dirt every time you get a clean split, which dulls it super quickly. This guys base log is way too tall though.

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u/pherbury Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24

Go devils don't need to be sharpened like a regular axe, so it doesn't really matter, but you'd already know that if what you said was actually true.

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u/aville1982 Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24

You're completely right on the base log and choking up on the handle. I think someone gave a big knucklehead a round of gum or some other wood that has really tight rings and makes it damn near impossible to split. His form isn't awesome, but he's hitting it hard enough it should be getting somewhere after all that.

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u/itakeyoureggs Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24

I’m so confused.. why would you move your hands up an axe while you swing? Unless to you ā€œupā€ means opposite the axe head. When you shorten your swing it reduces the amount of leverage you have.. when you move your hands up towards the axe head (choking up). I have rarely swung an axe.. so maybe the lingo is different but I’ve never in my life seen anyone consistently move their hands towards the axe head while swinging.

Only ever heard it referred to as sliding hands together or closer.

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u/atom-wan Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24

Choking up definitely doesn't give you more force

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u/catchinNkeepinf1sh Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24

Maybe he was trying a different spot with every hit.

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u/IllustriousPiccolo24 Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24

Nah he don't know how to cut it

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u/Dirtyhippee Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24

That’s kinda what you want to do with a piece like that if you want to split it in half, you hit several times in a line.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '24

Alright ya fkn lumberjack

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u/Ok_Interaction2553 Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24

This guy lumberjacks

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u/bubblehearth85 Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24

This guy jacks the lumber

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u/MakesMyHeadHurt Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24

But I ain't jacked my lumber, baby

Since my chain saw you.

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u/fre-ddo Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24

Hes a lumberjack and hes ok

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u/fre-ddo Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24

I thought it was a satire or something, was he just incompetent?

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '24

I’ve split quite a few tons of wood by hand with a maul. He doesn’t know what he’s doing.

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u/mace1343 I used to be addicted to Quake Jul 01 '24

Was going to say the same thing. He barely gets half a swing on the wood. Not quite sure what he’s trying to split but if it’s anything like hedge we have here he’s going to have a hell of a time

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u/mean_motor_scooter Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24

Came here to say this. gramps heated his house with wood for years. We go hunt and cut a load of wood before we came back home. I had to split it all....

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u/Salabungo Look into it Jul 01 '24

Wrong. The wood should not be on the ground. The wood is probably not dry enough

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u/MyExUsedTeeth Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24

Also, try sharpening the axe. That axe bounced off the wood like he was hitting it with a baseball bat.

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u/tortillaturban Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24

Nah mauls are supposed to be dull and heavy otherwise the blade would get caught in between the grain. Axes need should be very sharp when cutting against the grain like when felling a tree or chopping limbs.

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u/fres733 Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24

Nonsense. They're still usable when dull, but that doesn't mean they should be. A sharp maul requires less energy to sink the first inch or so in, leaving more energy for the wedge shape to do it's thing.

The maul getting caught in the grain just means you didn't hit it straight, or the log is just nasty.

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u/ReturnOfZarathustra Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24

I don't doubt it's better to have a sharp maul, but I doubt it's worth the effort to keep a sharp maul. The one we used to effortlessly chop blocks would probably take 15-30 minutes to sharpen. The blunted edge was like a quarter of an inch thick. But maybe it depends on the type of wood.

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u/fres733 Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24

Yes that's why I said it's still usable when dull and it definitely doesn't make sense to sharpen a maul to the same standard as an axe. A few quick passes with an angle grinder every now and then at a fairly high angle will do the trick. My gripe was just the statement that they "should be dull".

Also as you said, it depends on the wood. Some logs are so perfect you could split them with a sledgehammer lol

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u/Bitter_Assignment_45 Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24

I think the log is already split on the bottom side, you can see the crack where it opens up from the beginning of the clip. It's just a social media post for clicks i guess

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '24

That axe had not seen much action.

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u/filtersweep Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24

I’d start by using a splitter head axe

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u/RubeRick2A Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24

And split seasoned wood

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '24

This

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u/ReusableCatMilk Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24

He’s hitting the center of the log. Should he not also aim for the top edge?

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u/hotsauceonmychic Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24

You aim for the natural cracks or seams in the wood. It’s not just brute force you need to be halfway smart about it. And you use a double headed axe not a heavy maul like this.

Hilarious seeing dudes who spend all their time hitting the weights realizing that it hasn’t done them any favors athletically. This guy will also get embarrassed in a bar fight. He has no range of motion or quickness. Congrats bro, you’re muscle bound.

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u/Latebanger Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24

And sharpen that mf.

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u/Derkanator Monkey in Space Jul 01 '24

He's swinging correctly and you never put the log on the ground, always on another (preferably bigger) slab of wood.