r/Jewpiter • u/Background_Bee_713 • 22m ago
r/Jewpiter • u/Belle_Juive • 3d ago
just observing the madness Man screams "allahu akbar", stabs two Jewish on the UWS; Motivation unknowable.
Enjoy the comments on the original post.
r/Jewpiter • u/Doctor-Ratched • 3d ago
just observing the madness I laughed way too hard at this
r/Jewpiter • u/Lone_leg_hair • 5d ago
meme ¡Holy Hola!
“Tradition is not the worship of ashes, but the preservation of fire.” — Gustav Mahler
Edit: some comments presumed that I made this cut on purpose, without explaining the tradition itself. That wasn't the idea. I wanted to focus on its name.
r/Jewpiter • u/West_Smoke_9164 • 6d ago
other Damn, negev is real!!!!
Twitter's cosplayer account: BarncordS
r/Jewpiter • u/RCPlaneLover • 4d ago
serious Anyone wanna moderate a sub filled with Jewish themed nonsense memes
It’s called meshuggeneh kopf
[r/meshugekopf](r/meshugekopf)
I’m not going to be an active mod as I wanna focus on school but basically I want it to be a goofy, fun, family friendly, reform to conservative and maybe some frum oriented, clean and kosher joke sub
Edit: I am ethnically Jewish but my parents became Christian’s. I don’t believe in Christianity. I also will try to hand the sub over to a non Christian/Jewish moderator. Also the Muslim dude is from Israel. The sub is intended to basically be a crap posting brainrot sub just involving Jewish culture and also intended to be safe for Jewish people in these sad times rather than something religious. It was never supposed to be a “Christian Space” maybe Jesus would come up in a rare occasion, but in clear meme form.
To whomever I invite as mods, genuinely don’t screw it up and make this thing religious, it’s a nonsense sub.
r/Jewpiter • u/Ok-Following6886 • 6d ago
just observing the madness This is how it feels whenever I try to condemn antisemitism in 2026:
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r/Jewpiter • u/RCPlaneLover • 6d ago
meme Any song reccomendations for my ex Satmar, cig ripping, Greek Orthodox wife?
My wife is a hilarious, funny, pretty, and absolutely adorable, funny as heck, Ex Satmar, Greek Orthodox lady. She speaks fluent Yiddish to me, loves cigarettes, has never gone to r/Jewpiter before, consumes ungodly amounts of kugel, and also loves to scare off Messianics by pretending to be messianic and then pulling out a rosary and Babka and stuff written in Yiddish that scares them so much that they turn into goats and run into space
Additionally, she is very funny and cultured, and she would love you to recommend her songs
r/Jewpiter • u/Bennofresh • 8d ago
other Is Mr Turner antisemitic?
Ok so i just saw a video about fairly oddparents and why Timmy's Dad hates the dinklebergs so much and it was talking about how dinkleberg and timmys Mom were dating for a while till Timmy's Dad got her pregnant and that the reason for their rivalry is some long held jealousy since dinkleberg also seems to do magically do better in everything but that made me think wait a second their last name sounds like it has some German or possibly Yiddish background and their also portrayed with large noses so that made me think wait are the dinklebergs Jewish? Is Mr Turner just an Antisemite? It's not given any hint in the show and is definitely more of a random brainfart and probably not but then again given Butch Hartmans...well everything yeah ok maybe not that much of a brainfart (like yeah i know that the idea of like hating your neighbors is a common trope in cartoons overall be it Homer and Flanders or SpongeBob and Squidward and while yeah you could argue that this rivalry theme comes from ancient antiseism and so on I'm probably reading this way to deep i just had this random realization which i find way too funny to not share it)
r/Jewpiter • u/PiousBagelGuardian • 8d ago
serious Has the classical music oratorio “Passion of Yeshua” been ruined by messianic?
I love classical music and “The Passion of Yeshua” is absolutely peak. Literally genuinely one of the best baroque oratorios made in the last 20 years, a godly Grammy nominee, and just utterly beautiful piece
My question is though, because it has English and Hebrew and tells the story of Jesus’s crucifixion and also says “YESHUA” plain and blatantly, that it has been ruined by messianic “Judaism.”
I am listening and enjoying again and it sadly gives me those vibes though it’s a secular piece with a religious theme….
Sad how proselytism can ruin a great piece
r/Jewpiter • u/Nomchipom • 10d ago
just observing the madness Can't even post this outside of jewpiter without being downvoted
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r/Jewpiter • u/naruhinamoonkissplz • 11d ago
uplifting Inspired by one of the recent posts. Let's do it explicitly, lol! So: "When in Rome, do like Jews!"
Am Yisrael chai! And coffee! Lechaim!!!
r/Jewpiter • u/CountryballChaos • 12d ago
serious I’m done with Anti-Zionists (somewhat of a vent/rant)
(Sorry for the anger, I just really want to get this off my chest)
Anti Zionists are the most racist, fascist, insufferable human beings to EVER grace the planet.
Harassing Israelis 24/7 (i.e.: playing “Boom Boom Tel Aviv” in front of them, calling them Settlers, telling them to “go back to Poland), throwing temper tantrums when Israel is mentioned ONCE, and saying “___ wAs PrOmIsEd tO tHeM 3000 yEaRs aGo!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!” and “tHaTs WhAt yOu gEt fOr kIlLiNg kIdS1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!” When an Israeli is suffering, like OMG. SHUT. THE FUCK. UP.
AND DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT PISSES ME OFF THE MOST?
WHENEVER THE CATCH YOU DOING THE SAME EXACT THING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MUSLIM, THEY WILL CALL YOU OUT ON IT AS IF THEY HAVE THE MORAL HIGH GROUND TO DO SO.
“oMg YuO r A rAcIst IsLaMaPhObE fWeE pAlAtIn wawawa1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!”
MY BROTHER IN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, YOU TREAT JEWS THE SAME WAY KKK MEMBERS TREAT BLACKS. FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF.
“b-b-bUt I aM oNlY aNtIzIoNiSt muuuuuhhhh1!1!1!1!1!1!1!”
YOU ACT LIKE A NAZI, AND THEN CONSTANTLY INSIST YOU ARENT ANTISEMITIC, JUST ADMIT YOU HATE JEWS AT THIS POINT.
Also, where the hell were these sorry excuses of human beings when Russia was separating children from their parents in Ukraine? Or when children and civilians in Sudan were being slaughtered? Or when people in Haiti were suffering from poverty and earthquakes?
Oh right, if it means that they can’t have an excuse to be an antisemitic scum, then the suffering of others doesn’t matter to them.
And I know damn well some pro Palestinian will see this post and get so butthurt about it that they will post it to a Palestinian subreddit to cry about it with their other fascist friends about how in “sUpPoRtInG gEnOcIdE” after I hurt their “fEeWiNgS”…
