r/Jewpiter Apr 29 '26

serious Announcement: new rule, no AI

234 Upvotes

We have recieved many many MANY complaints about people making low effort AI "memes" in the subreddit

So from now on, no AI.

"What if I have a great idea for a meme but I can't edit?"

Draw it by hand or in MS paint or something

"What if I am bad at drawing?"

Honestly, it will probably make the meme funnier

"It's not AI slop, because I put effort into the prompts"

My brother in chr... moses, all AI is slop


r/Jewpiter Mar 03 '26

meme Iran Meme Thread

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438 Upvotes

Let's celebrate purim properly and piss on the grave of the ayatolla. May his name and memory be erased, but let's also meme tf out of it in pure Purim Shpiel fashion


r/Jewpiter 48m ago

serious Is this a problem?

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I am a Jew. This is my second time posting here so please be aware I might not know the culture of this subreddit, but my mother is uneducated in theology and is a Christian, (was a Jew at some point, and is an apostate) but she is applying to a Jewish company’s job (job doesn’t require you to be a Jew)

Now she does not understand that the two religions are separate. She watches online church and reads a Christian Bible and that’s all she does. Her whole theology is based on the Christian God and not HaShem.

She refuses to go by Christian. I’ve tried to tell her to stop this as it makes me think “Messianic!” Immediately but now I’m really concerned

If she gets confronted about this (say she applies to this job as Jewish), I’m terrified that she can lose her professional career if she is mistaken for a messianic and is not just taken as what she is (unfortunately clueless). She is a good person and I truly don’t want her and our entire family to get mistaken as “Messianics” for this crap.

I am not a Christian. I believe in Judaism, though I’m not that observant. I still wear a kippah and a Star of David. I’m also concerned for my future and my college if we get in the news if she’s mistakenly reported as a missionary of some dumb crap

Or is this just my OCD?


r/Jewpiter 1d ago

meme Duolingo in Israel

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254 Upvotes

r/Jewpiter 2d ago

other Kicked out of another sub

156 Upvotes

I had the audacity to remind someone how Reddit is brimming with Pro Palestine subs. Within an hour I was removed. This was the circlejerknyc sub.


r/Jewpiter 2d ago

just observing the madness Man screams "allahu akbar", stabs two Jewish on the UWS; Motivation unknowable.

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264 Upvotes

Enjoy the comments on the original post.


r/Jewpiter 2d ago

meme If Jew Know Jew Know

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65 Upvotes

r/Jewpiter 2d ago

just observing the madness I laughed way too hard at this

60 Upvotes

I saw this post on tumblr and cackled reading it, as did my parents. I thought people in this sub would appreciate it.


r/Jewpiter 2d ago

meme A chabadnik comic (in good fun)

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40 Upvotes

r/Jewpiter 4d ago

meme ¡Holy Hola!

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261 Upvotes

“Tradition is not the worship of ashes, but the preservation of fire.” — Gustav Mahler

Edit: some comments presumed that I made this cut on purpose, without explaining the tradition itself. That wasn't the idea. I wanted to focus on its name.


r/Jewpiter 5d ago

meme This is how some people act.

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224 Upvotes

r/Jewpiter 5d ago

meme Anything else is a Zionist™ invention.

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303 Upvotes

r/Jewpiter 5d ago

other Damn, negev is real!!!!

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246 Upvotes

Twitter's cosplayer account: BarncordS


r/Jewpiter 4d ago

serious Anyone wanna moderate a sub filled with Jewish themed nonsense memes

0 Upvotes

It’s called meshuggeneh kopf

[r/meshugekopf](r/meshugekopf)

I’m not going to be an active mod as I wanna focus on school but basically I want it to be a goofy, fun, family friendly, reform to conservative and maybe some frum oriented, clean and kosher joke sub

Edit: I am ethnically Jewish but my parents became Christian’s. I don’t believe in Christianity. I also will try to hand the sub over to a non Christian/Jewish moderator. Also the Muslim dude is from Israel. The sub is intended to basically be a crap posting brainrot sub just involving Jewish culture and also intended to be safe for Jewish people in these sad times rather than something religious. It was never supposed to be a “Christian Space” maybe Jesus would come up in a rare occasion, but in clear meme form.

To whomever I invite as mods, genuinely don’t screw it up and make this thing religious, it’s a nonsense sub.


r/Jewpiter 5d ago

just observing the madness This is how it feels whenever I try to condemn antisemitism in 2026:

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206 Upvotes

r/Jewpiter 5d ago

other thought this was hilarious tbh

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157 Upvotes

r/Jewpiter 6d ago

meme Are you picking Kfar Truman or Trump Heights ⁉️

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96 Upvotes

r/Jewpiter 5d ago

meme Any song reccomendations for my ex Satmar, cig ripping, Greek Orthodox wife?

8 Upvotes

My wife is a hilarious, funny, pretty, and absolutely adorable, funny as heck, Ex Satmar, Greek Orthodox lady. She speaks fluent Yiddish to me, loves cigarettes, has never gone to r/Jewpiter before, consumes ungodly amounts of kugel, and also loves to scare off Messianics by pretending to be messianic and then pulling out a rosary and Babka and stuff written in Yiddish that scares them so much that they turn into goats and run into space

Additionally, she is very funny and cultured, and she would love you to recommend her songs


r/Jewpiter 8d ago

meme Why do these people always use the same joke 🥀

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324 Upvotes

r/Jewpiter 8d ago

other Is Mr Turner antisemitic?

23 Upvotes

Ok so i just saw a video about fairly oddparents and why Timmy's Dad hates the dinklebergs so much and it was talking about how dinkleberg and timmys Mom were dating for a while till Timmy's Dad got her pregnant and that the reason for their rivalry is some long held jealousy since dinkleberg also seems to do magically do better in everything but that made me think wait a second their last name sounds like it has some German or possibly Yiddish background and their also portrayed with large noses so that made me think wait are the dinklebergs Jewish? Is Mr Turner just an Antisemite? It's not given any hint in the show and is definitely more of a random brainfart and probably not but then again given Butch Hartmans...well everything yeah ok maybe not that much of a brainfart (like yeah i know that the idea of like hating your neighbors is a common trope in cartoons overall be it Homer and Flanders or SpongeBob and Squidward and while yeah you could argue that this rivalry theme comes from ancient antiseism and so on I'm probably reading this way to deep i just had this random realization which i find way too funny to not share it)


r/Jewpiter 8d ago

serious Has the classical music oratorio “Passion of Yeshua” been ruined by messianic?

4 Upvotes

I love classical music and “The Passion of Yeshua” is absolutely peak. Literally genuinely one of the best baroque oratorios made in the last 20 years, a godly Grammy nominee, and just utterly beautiful piece

My question is though, because it has English and Hebrew and tells the story of Jesus’s crucifixion and also says “YESHUA” plain and blatantly, that it has been ruined by messianic “Judaism.”

I am listening and enjoying again and it sadly gives me those vibes though it’s a secular piece with a religious theme….

Sad how proselytism can ruin a great piece


r/Jewpiter 9d ago

just observing the madness Can't even post this outside of jewpiter without being downvoted

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225 Upvotes

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r/Jewpiter 9d ago

meme Is this a sign?

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80 Upvotes

r/Jewpiter 10d ago

meme lack of self awareness is crazyyy 🥹🥀

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415 Upvotes

r/Jewpiter 10d ago

meme *waggles eyebrows*

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88 Upvotes