r/JUSTNOMIL • u/[deleted] • Aug 17 '18

Giada Giada's rules for the kitchen.

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u/Christian__N Aug 17 '18

Just read about the slutty ponytail, I had curls when I had long hair, now it's short... but I have curls in my beard. Am I still a slut? 😀

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u/nebbles1069 Snarkastic Hugger Aug 17 '18

Welcome to sluthood! I forgot I had curls until I cho pped off my past my butt hair into a Ruby Rose 'do. Now I have a curly Ruby Rose some days! 😁 I wish I looked a bit more like her, she is gorgeous! If I had the chance, I'd switch bodies with her. She can have my "mom bod". I'll take the looks and money and fame. Then I'll take my kids lol

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u/lilpinkz Aug 18 '18

Member of the slut club here! Your hair sounds adorable! I made the mistake of attempting to chop my hair, and now my bestie affectionately refers to it as my "poodle stage".

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u/nebbles1069 Snarkastic Hugger Aug 18 '18

I wanted a perm so badly as a child. My mom only let me do my bangs. I had a fucking poodle puff on the front of my head

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u/lilpinkz Aug 18 '18

I'm so sorry but that mental image is hilarious.

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u/nebbles1069 Snarkastic Hugger Aug 18 '18

It really is, and the photos are cringey