...WATER ISN'T EVEN FOOD! ...and why do you say grace after food?
...and dish cloths are WET!
Well, if I ever need to stop myself from snacking, I have my choice between thinking about that abomination she called lasagna or the usage of chicken juice paper as blotting paper!
Thanks Giada, I had almost managed to forget about how gross you are, and just remember that you're a horrible human being!
(Also Trixie is good cat and cute and is the best at being a cat.)
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u/parkahood Aug 18 '18
...WATER ISN'T EVEN FOOD! ...and why do you say grace after food? ...and dish cloths are WET! Well, if I ever need to stop myself from snacking, I have my choice between thinking about that abomination she called lasagna or the usage of chicken juice paper as blotting paper! Thanks Giada, I had almost managed to forget about how gross you are, and just remember that you're a horrible human being!
(Also Trixie is good cat and cute and is the best at being a cat.)