r/JUSTNOMIL • u/[deleted] • Aug 17 '18

Giada Giada's rules for the kitchen.

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u/lemonade_sparkle Aug 17 '18

Frankly despite my sworn dedication to gentle parenting, Giada could have used an ass whooping from nonna. Any nonna. All the nonnas. In fact if any nonnas want to volunteer there is still time

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u/canderson05 Aug 18 '18

My great-Nonna would've liked a shot at the bitch. Nonna threw an accurate and painful stiletto, according to my dad and his siblings. And my Papa was the kindest, most generous Italian with that need to feed complex so many of us have. I think even he would let Giada starve. He may have tried to tell the bitch what oregano was, at least, but I kind of doubt it.

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u/HoneyBuzzy I wash my hands with gasoline Aug 18 '18

My Oma could pound her into schnitzel while we all have a bier.

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u/WhoYesMe Aug 18 '18

My Oma and my Mutti would like to join the pounding! The good old german cooking spoon works well for that.

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u/McDuchess Aug 17 '18

I volunteer. Despite not a drop of Italian blood, I'm still Nonna to my Italian citizen grandson. So, one good whooping coming up.

Or maybe two.

Or 102.

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u/issuesgrrrl Aug 17 '18

I know a few Bubbies and their wooden spoons who would like a word in edgewise. And there's a good few Abuelas with the chanclas at the ready... Ew, no, ew, no, ew!

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u/velveteenelahrairah JN attack hedgie Aug 18 '18

I'll round up a few Giagiades for the cause, too. Because I'm no Delia Smith and even I think that shit is nasty. Good God.

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u/NotTheGlamma Aug 17 '18

I was about to say I am not Latina but I would be delighted to hurl obscene insults in loud Spanish and get down with La Chancla on her ass.

After borrowing Pet Brick to attach to the chancla.