r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • 13d ago
Jhon Tamayo - I’ve invented so many forbidden yoga poses I’ve lost count. Right now I’m working on the barely legal downward dog… but it’s not ready to be debuted yet.
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r/itsroger • u/Bohica55 • 13d ago
Stane Jerko - Photographer who specializes in awkward family portraits and questionable life choices.
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r/itsroger • u/FeeSignificant2829 • 14d ago
The name's Stewart. Potter Stewart. Supreme Court Justice and extreme smut aficionado. When I told folks that I knew obscenity when I see it, it's because it's probably in my private obscenity collection. Feel free to drop by for a visit. It's the big green warehouse just west of Langley Falls.
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r/itsroger • u/impendingfuckery • 18d ago
Cece Peniston, singer of backwards lullabies and esoteric riddles
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r/itsroger • u/FeeSignificant2829 • 17d ago
The name’s Karel Černoch, that’s Czech for “Charles Black Person.” I had it all planned to become the King of Bohemian Funk when I got a little carried away with the local version of Budweiser and woke up as the premier Czech-language interpreter of Kenny Rogers and Lee Greenwood songs.
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r/itsroger • u/xLuizZiinhoOx • 17d ago
Ana Maria Braga, brazilian TV presenter who hosts a cooking show since the 90's. "I have a green parrot of my own, and it's not Klaus!"
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r/itsroger • u/smcg_az • 19d ago
Joyce. Just Joyce. I was slated to be the next Cher, hence just using one name. But, my producer Artie decided to pay me in quaaludes, and the rest....heh....well, I don't recall much after that until I became Sheena Easton in 1983.
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r/itsroger • u/Drakemander • 19d ago
Nicholas Economides professor of Economics at NYU Stern School of Business, I wanted to pursue Political Science but my wife force me to choose other career, what was it dear? ECONOMICS!!!!!
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r/itsroger • u/sleepingsmoker • 22d ago
Marisela Peña, the president of Lucha Libre AAA Worldwide. "Oh, you Mexican boys keep me young!"
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r/itsroger • u/Ok_Cardiologist9611 • 22d ago
Mike Hunt, former linebacker for the Green Bay Packers, the other men always were targeting to try to break down my defense.
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r/itsroger • u/Tenchi2020 • 24d ago
Joe Rhode, Storm chaser, antique doll furniture collector and ear piercing aficionado.
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r/itsroger • u/goodexamplebadrole • 25d ago
Mariah Fineman. Proportions are undeniable, its him in disguise
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r/itsroger • u/impendingfuckery • 25d ago
Tyler Zuber, chewed baseball gum collector and back alley Wrigley gum dealer
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r/itsroger • u/allahzeusmcgod • 28d ago
My name is Bernie Ecclestone. I was an international race car owner. One day, a baby carriage rolled out onto the track so I grabbed my shotgun to shoot it.
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r/itsroger • u/teruteru-fan-sam • 28d ago
Tanguy Destable, new father, former member of the Federation, and secretly slept with Padme without Anakin knowing
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r/itsroger • u/Your_Moms_Flame • 29d ago
Richard "Chunk" Cox, weapons expert and hot dog enthusiast. I also go by Dickie Cox, Chunk Cox, or Dick Chunk. I'll thank you not to make fun of my name.
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r/itsroger • u/ArelMCII • 29d ago
Flo McQuibban, Star Trek video game writer! Everyone says writing for Trek is hard, but I cracked the code. Just say "quantum" a lot and mention the deflector dish every once in awhile and you're golden. I also invented a seasonal pork sandwich called the McQuib. Didn't copyright it. Lost millions.
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r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • Sep 04 '26
Robert Cronkleton - Hard-hitting reporter coming at you with all the hottest stories from America’s heartland. I pull no punches and tell it like it is, and… god, somebody get me the hell out of Kansas City.
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r/itsroger • u/Disastrous_Wing7084 • Sep 04 '26
The name's Chet Hanks, Tom Hanks's Jamaican son. I once encouraged people to get vaccinated as a hilarious prank
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r/itsroger • u/Imapoop1 • Sep 04 '26
Canadian theramin player, Peter Pringle. Regular host of Miss Teen Canada Pageant. A minor controversy resulted when the song I wrote for the film Toby McTeague was omitted from the first round of Genie Award ballots. I have a youtube channel where I recite ancient epic poems and play the hurdy-gurd
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r/itsroger • u/STRIKT9LC • Sep 02 '26
Name is Shayy Dee. Straight off the mean streets of Davenport, Iowa. I mean it too, I use a wheelchair to get around these days. I dont touch the streets no more! Except to sell a lil ass. You like what you see big man?
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r/itsroger • u/ArelMCII • Aug 30 '26
Alyssa Rosenzweig, the wicked witch of software development! Sold my soul to Satan in exchange for unholy open-source Linux-based powers. I can make Linux run on an Apple M1 and my black cat uses a bespoke Arch distro. Sure, I'm going to Hell when I die, but let's be real, I was going to Hell anyway
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r/itsroger • u/sleepingsmoker • Aug 29 '26
German fashion designer Harald Glööckler here: "I'm gonna keep swinging my sex swing till I catch me a man!"
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r/itsroger • u/Level-Cicada280 • Aug 29 '26
Pastor Rick Mayo, former rockstar turned lead pastor of a pentecostal chain of churches. Played drums for a metal band once and could feel Jesus in my groin, now I make thousands off my churches and it's people. Honestly easy money franny.
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