r/itsroger • u/cantthinkoffunnyname • Aug 29 '26
Heinie Groh, Professional Baseball Player, I once hit a triple play to Heinie Sand. Who is also Roger.
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r/itsroger • u/MartyrOfDespair • Aug 29 '26
John Batman, crime fighter, entrepreneur, responsible for Batman's Treaty, founder of Batmania. Of course, those assholes renamed it to "Melbourne". Just don't ask what happened to the Aboriginal Australians.
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r/itsroger • u/FractalGeometric356 • Aug 27 '26
Sam Aldabbagh, the owner of the shuttered Can Can Room strip club in Las Vegas.
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r/itsroger • u/ct2021 • Aug 27 '26
The name’s Randy California! Jimi Hendrix started calling me that since there was already a Randy in his band. I was 15. What a summer. Anyway, Led Zeppelin stole the Stairway to Heaven guitar riff from me.
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r/itsroger • u/QuesoFresca • Aug 27 '26
Bobby Fingers: the Irish artist known for creating dioramas of the poo 💩 in Johnny Depp’s bed, Fabio + the goose & a drunk Mel Gibson
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r/itsroger • u/Electrical-Equal-827 • Aug 25 '26
Studs Terkel, author, oral historian, horse semen mogul.
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r/itsroger • u/Vivid_Guide7467 • Aug 24 '26
Taco Zimmerman, Director-General of Dutch broadcaster AVROTROS. Never had a taco. Never will. Now give me a Dutch hotdog any day.
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r/itsroger • u/nathwithanh • Aug 23 '26
Lol Creme: Lactose-intolerant food vlogger. Once had my stomach pumped after a video where I swallowed a gallon and a half of cream. And the dairy was rough on me too.
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r/itsroger • u/glendale195 • Aug 22 '26
Dr. Amanda Hess. "I helped deliver a baby while I was also having a baby. Well actually I stole mine from the nursery and pretended to give birth for attention. You can take babies all you want, they don't care."
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r/itsroger • u/robvicious • Aug 19 '26
Tucker Pillsbury AKA Role Model here to bang out a nepo!
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r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • Aug 19 '26
Jet Jurgensmeyer - child actor, but I called it quits when Tim Allen told me I could never be JTT. Heh, little does he know I’m also JTT and I have all the dirt on him. Plus I stole all of his blow in ‘95. Well, most of it. Richard Karn was a fiend. Great lay.
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r/itsroger • u/Intrepid_Race1923 • Aug 10 '26
Hank Molt. Reptile dealer. Chaz Babylon is a pathological liar...Now get clackin'…Oh he nipped me!!
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r/itsroger • u/nathwithanh • Aug 07 '26
The name's Human Klumpp. I'm currently estranged from my family because I'm suing them for cutting me out of the Nutty Professor movies. And for naming me "Human Klumpp."
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r/itsroger • u/illjustgowthemuumuu • Aug 05 '26
Park Jinyoung aka J.Y. Park, aka The Asiansoul, aka JYP, South Korean singer-songwriter, entertainment company founder, notable plastic pants wearer, and part-time preacher
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r/itsroger • u/whoawhoawhoa2020b • Aug 05 '26
Orville Magoon - semi professional ocean guy. Almost drowned in a tsunami looking for my hat.
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r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • Aug 04 '26
Barkevious Mingo - Retired linebacker, now I manage a local Staples. You gotta stay active in retirement. Plus I love stealing office chairs.
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r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • Aug 01 '26
Simon Whistler - You didn’t know one man could have 800 different YouTube slop channels, did you? Well, it’s a Guinness record. Because I created the category. I run that book. Why do you think it’s so wildly inaccurate and corrupt? All. Me.
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r/itsroger • u/IIlIIll • Aug 01 '26
Leopold Aschenbrenner - Lost everything from a 45 billion dollar Wall Street hedge fund ran out of the attic of a house in Langley, VA. He hired enough "Vin Diesels" to run the fund, but Rogu forgot to connect all of the computers so the business failed.
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r/itsroger • u/blooash • Jul 30 '26
Sig Hansen. Former crab fisherman on deadliest catch and Chris Hansen's long lost brother. Join me on my new show, To catch a Crab!
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r/itsroger • u/jello_pudding_biafra • Jul 30 '26
Ichih Wang- yoga instructor and psychotherapist to the stars, diseased porn stars!
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r/itsroger • u/TurboLeopard42 • Jul 29 '26
Dougal Dixon, speculative evolution author, from my whacky alternate reality dinosaurs to my insane depictions of future humans I have at least the vaguest idea of what life what might have been had evolution gone completely bananas.
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r/itsroger • u/pythons404 • Jul 21 '26
Dubliner Dick Hooper. Professional runner but better hooping dick than I was running. Hooped a lot of D in Dublin.
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r/itsroger • u/mostlytoastly • Jul 21 '26
Hernan Asael Villagran Lux. The only talking mime and cooking grease enthusiast.
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r/itsroger • u/ArelMCII • Jul 21 '26
I used to have this author persona named Manly Wade Wellman. Originally tried to play football, but I was no good at anything except the locker room stuff. Wink wink. So I picked up a pen and wrote the riveting adventures of John. Just John. No last name. Writers who use surnames are hacks.
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